The final boss

>the final boss

How can 'it' be defeated?

by eliminating welfare

take away it's insulin shots

...

Humalog

Tie those timbs' laces together

*blocks your path*

not so fast

Make it work for its food.

...

its not a good idea to block the path of a harpoon

prolly a jew

Kick his kneecap as hard as possible. You will invert his legs. Then he will be rolling on the ground screaming in pain and you can stomp the brains out of his fat fucking head.

mock it until its blood vessels burst and it dies of internal bleeding

Ever see the movie 7. Where he makes the fat guy eat like 20 pounds of spaghetti then kicks him in the guts and ruptures his insides? That's what she needs.

A slight incline on a hill

Running around in large enough circles so that it doesn't have the chance to tackle you.

not that hard

Give it what it wants
Communism will starve the beast

Heart disease.

Satire is dead.

With a treadmill

Isn't this secretly a whitepill in disguise? On one hand it's a trashy, dumpy white cunt dressed up in what appears to be anti-white propaganda. On the other hand, it's a white telling other whites to fuck whites. Whites fucking other whites will inevitably lead to more white people. Brilliant.

ROODY POO

Comic books from the 1970's tell me that throwing Hostess Twinkies at it should lead to its defeat.

came here to post this

Not entirely.

Tall tree
Short, strong rope

A set of stairs or a narrow hallway

Lol

He looks like an obese version of a retard who would come into my old work.

The guy would bike everywhere, come to work, buy a newspaper and creep out every female coworker. So girls

I wouldnt fuck her even with your dick.

It's a hint. She wants you to fuck her.

Have a group of black men beat the shit out of it while screaming that she is a racist white bitch?

The other side propably says "DON'T RACEMIX".

which do you think is the bigger driver of healthcare costs:

1. obamacare
2. fat people

She can handle it

>play axel
>beat him easily
2ez

Run around.....When it runs out of breath kick or punch in stomach....when it blinks yellow and read you know you are close to victory

Red*

Time to bring out the heavy hitters

Kill it with fire.

God damn user I haven't laughed that hard in a while

that's a low level minion without a brain, not a boss

>heavy hitlers

...

I more mg of cholesterol

Just like how junior defeated him in Problem Child 2.

It can be defeated by my doubles.

Integrate it into a human centipede

I would LOVE to laugh at this fat butter golem until it's heart gave out

we do

A Barry Sanders type spin move would suffice quite nicely.

holy shit, this person is white as a fucking ghost and says fuck white people. Does this beach whale think its a nigger or spic trying to resist drumpf?

Why do you say "it" when she is clearly female?

if i buy that painting now, how much do you think it be worth when (she??) dies in 10 years???

throw vegetables and other healthy snacks at it

a flight of stairs.

this

The same way he died the first time

Replace it's soylent meal replacement with flavored water.

chain it to a Treadmill + cheesburger hanging from a dyke butthole...just out of reached.

>bucket of chicken wings

A treadmill

Zig zag patterns Rhinos have a hard time changing direction quickly

Rands not looking so good lately

throw a bucket of KFC to one side
it will follow