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Lads I am in desperate need of motivation. Please post anything you have.
>posting this at 04:33 in brit/pol/
I know it's like asking a maggot how to fly but you guys are always decent to me.
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Lads, I've been given a scholarship to go to Queen's Uni (in Belfast) or Glasgow
My programme is two years. Where should I go?
Cheers.
Belfast. Keep your filthy EU shit out of the mainland
>flag
is there anyway to go back?
get some kip and go outside tomorrow for a walk. The last thing you need is to be pissing away your day wondering why you're pissing away your day.
fucking hell thats depressing
I'm British mate, just posting from out of the country
Went from spot the non-white to spot the white in 50 years.
>Cancerous rag the Independent lauds "good news for journalism" because some fucking roastie cost children's hospitals hundreds of thousands of pounds
Day of rope fucking when
what you lads up to today then?
Going to bed in an hour or two, you?
Absolutely not, Britain will never return to the disgusting and racist white-ethnostate it used to be. From now on it will be a proud, diverse and multicultural paradise.
gym then wait for postie then fuck all
Lads if anyone is awake I've got some bad feels.
Is it as bad as my washing machine saying the cycle will take 1 hour 8 minutes but it's been over an hour 20 and still isn't done?
My mum's dying.
Stiff upper lip! Your British by damned.
Not as bad as my situation then.
Probably not. Thanks user. That weirdly helps.
WHO DARES AWAKE MELTHOZAR FROM HIS SLUMBER!
looks nice but where are the kebab shops m8
Well that's never good, whats her situation?
YOU DARE DISTURB MY RESTFUL SLEEP!
in dire need of brit/pol/ approved tunes
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Do you lads reckon I can get onto a uni foundation course when I've got no A levels? I've requested a phone call from the course manager so I can ask them the same question but it's been a couple weeks and I've heard nowt back.
The obvious choice is stormzy
Found a great new spot last night, even has a few options. Think I've found a semi-permanent mooring
Very likely maybe not one of the top unis but somewhere will take you that's sorta the point in a foundation year
>cumming onto carpet
Umm?
dont go to uni
That's what I'd been thinking, but unsure as I know fuck all about uni other than the fact most people just go for the sesh
Please stop posting degeneracy tho
why not senpai
What would you be studying?
how can a man have an ass like that
Marine Conservation & Ecology, which if it all works out would lead to an honours in Marine Biology
OU
What makes you think you'd be capable of a degree in Marine Conservation and Ecology?
What makes you think you wouldn't get sucked up into the whirlpool of alcohol and sex that is university?
What makes you think you would finish that degree with such style to be capable of out competing Marine Conservation students who went to top ten universities?
Stop projecting your failures onto someone else you faggot
Delicious cheese and ham bagel with spicy garlic nandos sauce
I'm not trying to be mean but he doesn't have a-levels and marine conservation and ecology isn't easy. Then when he suffers through all the twats and all the bullshit assignments there won't even be a job for him because of oxford and York students.
so you say be mediocre like you and try nothing cause there's always someone better than you?
I'm saying be realistic. Many university courses are a money making scam.
Here's how the job market works in 2018
>'Hello person I know can you get me an interview at the company you work at?'
Fair points I suppose.
A few people did try and put me off my degree because I don't have highers (a levels), but the only reason I missed out on a 1 was because I can't read a fucking question properly.
I am becoming increasingly aware of how many people around me have the same degree and are in shit jobs as well, and now I'm not on speaking terms with the family my connection is gone.
Source?
Well I'm a fast learner and it's something I've been very interested in since a very young age, it's just taken me a while to stop being an alcoholic piece of shit and decide to do something with my life.
>alcohol and sex
That is a concern, though most if not all of my friends who go to uni have spent all of first year getting fucked up and shagging anything that moves, but then gradually calmed down into their second year after they've established a social circle and whatnot.
>competing
Another valid point, but whichever way you look at it I'm more likely to get some kind of enjoyable job relating to marine wildlife with the degree than without.
I wish someone had told me not to go to university. I would have been better off doing jiu jitsu or bodybuilding for 3 years and coaching.
If you do decide to do it then get obsessed with it and don't do it half heartedly.
With a science degree first year can be very important as they establish the fundamentals. Basically don't go mental with drinking or you'll fuck yourself.
Is a full time course the same as a part time OU in that the first stage (two years for me) is irrelevant to your final grade because it's at A-level rather than degree?
It was bizarre to me how quickly people washed their hands of responsibility when I realised I was fucked after uni.
'You always just did whatever you wanted'
'Lol we tried to tell you'
'It's what you wanted to do at the time'
'We couldn't tell you anything'
My son is gonna know not to make retarded life choices for the sake of feels.
Fuck wrong link
I know that at least in the case of the degree I'm looking at the first year is pretty much A-level science, so is probably irrelevant to the final grade.
What did you study, and in what way were you fucked?
Just find another way of getting into the career you want, assuming its possible. 90% of the people I know who went to uni are currently working shitty dead end jobs like fast food jobs, shelf packers, working in clothes shops and shit. A lot of people I know who didn't, even a few who didn't finish A Levels, have pretty good careers and are making good money for people in their early 20s. Some even now are doing a degree part time and their employer is paying for it.
>t. graduated uni and it was a mistake, though a fun mistake
literature
and
drama
couldn't get a minimum wage job because they thought i'd leave. couldn't get a respectable job because of my degree. couldn't get an apprenticeship in bricklaying because they though i'd be a faggot. couldn't join the military because my calves were fucked.
Yeah that's what I thought, I've been panicking about failing do to time restraints but my tutor said she doesn't care if I just scrape a pass as long as I pass. It's the next two stages that count
>time restraints
you mean building up your online persona on a Japanese fly fishing board
>literature
>and
>drama
>military
Starting to understand
I mean it's pretty fucking hard to complete assessments for online submission when you're living in a car
I failed my a levels and got onto a foundation year, I think I'm finding it harder than other who did science for a level but if you put the effort in you'll be able to get through it. Theres a couple of adults on my course too and I assume they don't have a levels
armed forces then
You should get a psycho van like Terry Davis used to have. He managed to still be quite productive in a van.
Don't even try that shit
you spend atleast 3-5 hours a day here
drive to the library lmfao
It's hardly a prepared thing and when I have the money I'll be getting a cheap flat
A shitty dead end job is what I do now though. Not even full time either. I could quit and find another shitty dead end job with better hours but I'm not exactly running out of money any time soon. I live with my parents and have about 2 friends who aren't at uni, so my social life is severely lacking at the moment. I could probably just about afford to rent a flat on my current wages, but what would be the point?
Admittedly a big part of wanting to go to uni is the social aspect and finally getting out of my parents' house, but also the glimmer of hope that at the end of it I'll have a job doing something I'm passionate about.
I shit post from work, 12 hour shifts.
I need my computer but I can't operate that from the passanger seat of a kia
Honestly you shoudn't be asked, it should simply not be allowed.
That sounds like a good fucking job
Why can't you right essays instead of shit posting?
I'm supposed to be monitoring CCTV and as I said, I don't have the equipment. I can't just set up my personal computer in the control room
What are the rent prices like in Liverpool? Where I used to live in the south east it was at least £600 for a boxflat in a really bad area. £700 for anything close to decent.
oh well. scrape a pass until you can get a flat then. might as well get a pass anyway if it doesn't even matter.
>kia
Tfw I chose my degree because pete Doherty studied literature and carl barat studied drama
Tfw I chose my university by writing a bunch of university names out and deciding which word looked the nicest
I had a decent 1 bedroom for 350pcm over in Birkenhead, I've seen studio flats in "okay for Liverpool" areas for around 250pcm which is what I'm aiming for.
>buying a car because it's reliable
That's like picking what girl to fuck based on her credit score.
Large chicken leg and a poptart
Bloody hell. That's not bad at all.
I bought it because it was cheap, 5 doors and reliable. These are what you think of when you have a baby you fucking child
>knowing so little about cars that a kia is the car you buy when you need something cheap, reliable and with 5 doors
>having a child
It's Monday boydees, I hope you're either off to work or planning your next venture.
I think you're missing a tiny detail
>Liverpool
>letting 16 years vote
Saw this while scrolling. What the actual fuck? All people under 30 want is free shit for the most part. Especially women and brown people.
>especially women
what are you basing this on
Have you considered going for a professional qualification instead user? Say in accounting or marketing?
There's always the self employment route, but you have to know what you want to do in that case.
The reality that young women tend to vote Left, and that the Left's strategy revolves around giving people free shit for votes.
I work at a nursing home at the mo
>young women tend to vote left
so do young men
>Sky blacked out with helicopters
>Zadok the Priest rings out, saturating and purifying
>Through the tower blocks we go
>Have your papers? No? BACK OF THE VAN
>Sweep and clear
>Rinse and repeat
Stoned consumers, they are going to be easy to purge. Soon boydees, soon. Do not despair, organise, live well. Learn to swim, the tide is rising.
I've heard it's horrible but I've never been there myself. It can't all be bad, surely?
fucking lol