Hey Americans, the entire western half of Canada wants to join you...

Hey Americans, the entire western half of Canada wants to join you. I even created a map of what the new USA would look like and the biggest exports of each new State would add to your gargantuan, prosperous economy.

We're tired of Justin Trudeau and liberal progressive socialists in general controlling everything. By joining the USA, we will be inheriting a great heritage (bloody conflict for Freedom), be allowed to carry guns and our new states will have way more power over our own affairs vs the tyranny of Canadian Federalism currently in place.

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a fucking leaf

I approve.

enjoy getting pozzed by all the darkies you amerimutt

I'd rather we take the whole thing plus Mexico.

>United Nations of America
I’m cumming

I'm liking this idea, dump the queen and rothschild's and make North and Central America just America

good luck getting rid of the shit stains across the middle of that flag.

id rather my country not look like the fucking Loch Ness monster

Apply for Statehood who knows what will happen

Texas salutes you.

I like it but i worry your provinces are too large and would be in danger of becoming new California type ungovernable superstates later on

how much provincial pride do Canadians have on average?
could they break up smaller?

Yes on one condition
Vancouver becomes a city state.

We don't get Manitoba? I always thought Manitoba got along with us the best.

Also, why Yukon but not Northwest Territories?

Depends on a few things...

no you dont. you want to join, california, oregon and washington. combined we have the 3 largest GDP in the world. we have boeing, apple, microsoft, google, facebook, amazon, ups, costco, hollywood as well as many defense contractors

the rest of the US is a shithole.

>oilsands
Try again.
If you didn't have heavy crude oil, Canada would have already been glassed.

Lets do it. we can give California to Canada.

id leave out afrika and south america if i was you

Come home, white man.

We don’t want BC or ON. QC is an independent nation. Rest is ours. Kindly fuck off you royal loving faggots.

>the ideal dick is 9 inches in circumference
childbirth must be euphoric for them

I was just bullshitting with a buddy of mine up in Grand Prairie today that Alberta should really consider joining the US. I’m thinking we give California to Mexico and then absorb the provinces you’ve got highlighted and then we have a great fucking plan. Albertans are basically honorary Texans anyways and we would be an unstoppable oilfield empire. Just need to extend the walk north to wall of Commiefornia and we will be shitting in high cotton.

BC and Alberta have explicitly socialist governments currently. I’m sure the Americans would be thrilled with that.

just get rid of all the people
africa seems nice without all the black people

Think about how many Senators and Representatives they'll get, though. The smarter option is to make Canada one state and accept that it will be a California. Like California, the rural areas and Quebec will be a counterbalance against their urban extremists and in the event of a civil war, will separate from and starve the cities, like West Virginia but as a poison pill.
This is a process that will take centuries.

Theres not enough people in those areas to break them up.

but we would replace that government

YES!

Only of we get your leopard 2's

>Think about how many Senators and Representatives they'll get, though. The smarter option is to make Canada one state and accept that it will be a California. Like California, the rural areas and Quebec will be a counterbalance against their urban extremists and in the event of a civil war, will separate from and starve the cities, like West Virginia but as a poison pill.

So you want to annex Canadian liberals and use their votes to accelerate our downfall and bring a sooner civil war?

We can take Baja California. Best fishing spot ever!

Sure, why not. We can give Trudeau California in exchange.

The biggest one has 4.6 million people. Yukon isn't even big enough to be a state and would probably need to merge with Alaska or something.

Alberta's conservative partive was in power for 46 straight years before the corruption scandals cost them last election. But everyone hates the NDP here and the new conservative party is ahead in the polls and will likely win election in 2 years time

That's like a 3 inch diameter. Anyone walking around with a dick that thick around flaccid is likely to be wobbling off balance from the weight of a fully grown python hanging from their pelvis.

You can't assimilate the world without breaking a few eggs. Civil wars will be inevitable throughout the process. People have to not only learn on an individual level how to live in a democracy, we have to cultivate, grow, and spread our social and legal institutions in the new territories.

Not really, there's like 10 million people max spread across the new states. Pretty much nobody lives here.

>You can't assimilate the world
Period.

You are 100% right. I am a lifelong Albertan and have been to the USA over 20 times, every time I was exclusively in Texas. Texans are very similar to Albertans. We're practically the same, except we are only different in the sense that our temperate climate with snowy, cold winters make us different.

no, no
take that half of Canada
take the top half of the United States, minus the midwest
make a new country
it's the only way

We're overdue for some destiny manifesting, what's the harm?

Small words from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand.

...

Big words from a big mouth and nothing else to back it up.

>54 star flag
How about no.

Add in the rest of Canada and Baja California, deport all who cannot learn English within 5 years.

Nigga, if you think I'm sharing my 10,000 year plan for human unification and conquest of space on Sup Forums, then I'm John fucking Titor.

No. Keep your chinks and muslims to yourself.

Is that... Oil?

>If my delusion gets out it will be ruined!
I feel like I'm talking to ulillillia or something.

They are big because no one lives in the top, like 1 person per 100 miles

They could be split into smaller areas but they would have like 20 people living in them each

Also FUCK Op for excluding Manitoba, Alberta is run by the fucking NDP and Manitoba is run by conservatives....

We also have some of the best fresh water fishing and deep wood hunting in the world, and oil and enough usable farm land to fit all of Washington state in

>he doesn't understand that certain parts of Canada have very few Muslims if any and those are the parts that are mentioned itt

Alberta is not the entire West.

Holy shit I would vote for this

my autism causes me to get bothered that Alaska isn't connected to the rest of the US, this is good

SUMBUDDY SAY OIL?

>leaving out the maritimes
guess you guys like being le 56%

Fuck Mexico, only good to ever come out of mexico was taco bell.

Fuck off were full.

Im cool with that, but only if the rest of mexico takes new york, Connecticut, california, Washington, Oregon, and Hawaii.

OK, well start a military and show us what you can do to secede, then we'll consider it.

giv lotto numbers

Pls Ameribros

no. you should break away individually, and set precedents for the breakup and balkanization of north america. its more stable that way, easier to control your politicians, and far more difficult to subvert.

>annexing spics
Hell no faggot. You need to be killed.

It looks like a rooster.
That's great

Canada is technically a confederacy. Secession is constitutionally legal.

Alaska part of the mainland, we 4th Reich now.

What it looks like is a way to not have Alaska in the corner on all maps which just looks better.

Actually that looks pretty cool.
I'll never understand this obsession with 50. Why didn't we stop at 20 or 30 states? They're nice round numbers too.

This. Stop rejecting amazing potential because of a number.

>giving away all that
Jesus. Not good, sir. Lots of California out of the cities is grea.t Same with washington and oregon.

And hawaii stays with us, bro.

Fuck off mate, either we fix the east or split off into the Republic of Western Canada with a new constitution. The Americans are excellent allies, especially with Trump at the helm, but sovereignty is what I'm after.

We need to take over all Canada + Greenland just for the heck of it
>64 states
>64 stars
>pic related

This. Like wtf, I want like 10-30 million of them deported, not fucking 100 million of them given citizenship!

That's a nice flag.

>look at a map
>first thing you see is a giant cock

Got some bad news for you lad.

can you fucking pretentious westcucks stop calling ontario and quebec east? they are central canada and it is offensive to maritimers to call (((ontarioans))) east

Can you imagine how powerful a U.S+Canada alliance would be. We get rid of these fucking Jews, and then we make a deal with niggers, we deport the illegals, build a 100 foot tall 20 foot thick wall. We encourage non cucked European whites to migrate to here easily have over 300 million pure 100% whites within a decade or two.

U.S and Canada has all the resources we need.

Noice, let's make it happen then. 51st state, here we go!

You're gonna need digits for something of this scale lad.

Make the shit stainst relocate to East-Canada, flee from "racism".
By da way: Vancouver is a Chinese city.

I'm not that lucky, user

Is there any actual, serious movement in Canada (in whole or part) for annexation by the US?

125 million. We'd be better off annexing Japan. At least their 120 million population isn't addicted to drugs or gang violence, and they don't undercut native workers when they immigrate.

I legit have some faith it will happen...

debate.org/opinions/should-the-united-states-invade-and-annex-canada

>memeflag

Isn't your senator a Calgarian?

You wish taco nig, you still have to go back. How about a deal Canada: you deport chinks and Trudeau, we deport nigs and spics. Then we join countries.

What if Trump held a referendum for Canadian citizens, by state, to leave Canada and join the US? What the fuck would Canada do about it? Say that 55% of people in Saskatchewan wanted to secede and join us - wouldn't we be able to portray Ottawa as the evil oppressor for marching in the 30-man strong Canadian military to occupy them?

Do not give away resources to the enemy.
California was a magnet to the most talented Americans for 70 years who created their businesses and industries there. The network of those industries is multi trillion dollar value. Do not give it away to the enemy. Dont run from the darkies, dont be a cuck.

Honestly Canada and USA should br one country
It would create the most badass country shape ever

This. Fucking cucks want to be part of le 56% land.

im seeing gold and oil.
Sold.

actually wait. which halfs the french one again? cause you might be able to add tim hortons AND awesome french food to the additions we get.

I wish I could see the nationality of each opinion on that page. I understand why Americans would say "sure, why not," but do the Canadians have an appetite for it?

Right? it just feels like it shouldnt be ours unless we can drive to it without setting foot in foreign filth

Only if we can nuke Toronto. Annexing Canada would flip America blue and overrun us with the Aztec hordes to our south.

>Not wanting an American Empire
gtfo of my country, faggots.

They could dangle the offer in front of us in exchange for a promise to adopt their system of merit-based immigration.

For anyone entertaining this idea a few facts about my unholy city, Hongcouver:
Chinese own most of it and they leave owned houses and apartments empty. They are for the better part incredibly rude, even insectlike.
We have an entire local city called Surrey filled with Indians and Pakis.
Our Unis are filled with frothing, stupid indoctrinated millenials. Even Gen Xers are blinded. They've been told to repeat multiculti since kindergarten.
We have injection sites. Public paid for places where our fucking addicts can get their doses given to them by NURSES.
Our homeless are overflowing. It's easiest to cope with the cold here during winter rather than Calgary or other places. Have a good look at pic related and know it comprises less than one percent, much less than 1% of the homeless.