Hey Americans, the entire western half of Canada wants to join you. I even created a map of what the new USA would look like and the biggest exports of each new State would add to your gargantuan, prosperous economy.
We're tired of Justin Trudeau and liberal progressive socialists in general controlling everything. By joining the USA, we will be inheriting a great heritage (bloody conflict for Freedom), be allowed to carry guns and our new states will have way more power over our own affairs vs the tyranny of Canadian Federalism currently in place.
enjoy getting pozzed by all the darkies you amerimutt
Levi Peterson
I'd rather we take the whole thing plus Mexico.
Blake Roberts
>United Nations of America I’m cumming
Chase Torres
I'm liking this idea, dump the queen and rothschild's and make North and Central America just America
Elijah Morales
good luck getting rid of the shit stains across the middle of that flag.
Colton Jones
id rather my country not look like the fucking Loch Ness monster
John Howard
Apply for Statehood who knows what will happen
Cooper Reed
Texas salutes you.
David Reed
I like it but i worry your provinces are too large and would be in danger of becoming new California type ungovernable superstates later on
how much provincial pride do Canadians have on average? could they break up smaller?
Eli Rodriguez
Yes on one condition Vancouver becomes a city state.
Alexander Bennett
We don't get Manitoba? I always thought Manitoba got along with us the best.
Also, why Yukon but not Northwest Territories?
Aiden Hernandez
Depends on a few things...
Juan Morris
no you dont. you want to join, california, oregon and washington. combined we have the 3 largest GDP in the world. we have boeing, apple, microsoft, google, facebook, amazon, ups, costco, hollywood as well as many defense contractors
the rest of the US is a shithole.
Evan Gomez
>oilsands Try again. If you didn't have heavy crude oil, Canada would have already been glassed.
Justin Morris
Lets do it. we can give California to Canada.
Charles Thompson
id leave out afrika and south america if i was you
Brandon Jenkins
Come home, white man.
Jacob Young
We don’t want BC or ON. QC is an independent nation. Rest is ours. Kindly fuck off you royal loving faggots.
Adam White
>the ideal dick is 9 inches in circumference childbirth must be euphoric for them
Blake Carter
I was just bullshitting with a buddy of mine up in Grand Prairie today that Alberta should really consider joining the US. I’m thinking we give California to Mexico and then absorb the provinces you’ve got highlighted and then we have a great fucking plan. Albertans are basically honorary Texans anyways and we would be an unstoppable oilfield empire. Just need to extend the walk north to wall of Commiefornia and we will be shitting in high cotton.
Logan Powell
BC and Alberta have explicitly socialist governments currently. I’m sure the Americans would be thrilled with that.
Ryan Hughes
just get rid of all the people africa seems nice without all the black people
Asher Walker
Think about how many Senators and Representatives they'll get, though. The smarter option is to make Canada one state and accept that it will be a California. Like California, the rural areas and Quebec will be a counterbalance against their urban extremists and in the event of a civil war, will separate from and starve the cities, like West Virginia but as a poison pill. This is a process that will take centuries.
Noah Smith
Theres not enough people in those areas to break them up.
Caleb Peterson
but we would replace that government
Brayden Hughes
YES!
Landon Diaz
Only of we get your leopard 2's
Ryder Rogers
>Think about how many Senators and Representatives they'll get, though. The smarter option is to make Canada one state and accept that it will be a California. Like California, the rural areas and Quebec will be a counterbalance against their urban extremists and in the event of a civil war, will separate from and starve the cities, like West Virginia but as a poison pill.
So you want to annex Canadian liberals and use their votes to accelerate our downfall and bring a sooner civil war?
Luke Ortiz
We can take Baja California. Best fishing spot ever!
Nathan Smith
Sure, why not. We can give Trudeau California in exchange.
The biggest one has 4.6 million people. Yukon isn't even big enough to be a state and would probably need to merge with Alaska or something.
Josiah Miller
Alberta's conservative partive was in power for 46 straight years before the corruption scandals cost them last election. But everyone hates the NDP here and the new conservative party is ahead in the polls and will likely win election in 2 years time
Kevin Watson
That's like a 3 inch diameter. Anyone walking around with a dick that thick around flaccid is likely to be wobbling off balance from the weight of a fully grown python hanging from their pelvis.
Joseph Cook
You can't assimilate the world without breaking a few eggs. Civil wars will be inevitable throughout the process. People have to not only learn on an individual level how to live in a democracy, we have to cultivate, grow, and spread our social and legal institutions in the new territories.
Ryan Lee
Not really, there's like 10 million people max spread across the new states. Pretty much nobody lives here.
Christian Turner
>You can't assimilate the world Period.
Cooper Price
You are 100% right. I am a lifelong Albertan and have been to the USA over 20 times, every time I was exclusively in Texas. Texans are very similar to Albertans. We're practically the same, except we are only different in the sense that our temperate climate with snowy, cold winters make us different.
Cameron Torres
no, no take that half of Canada take the top half of the United States, minus the midwest make a new country it's the only way
Ian Jenkins
We're overdue for some destiny manifesting, what's the harm?
Luke Hughes
Small words from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand.
Luis Edwards
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Matthew Robinson
Big words from a big mouth and nothing else to back it up.
Hudson Bennett
>54 star flag How about no.
Evan Brooks
Add in the rest of Canada and Baja California, deport all who cannot learn English within 5 years.
Jose Collins
Nigga, if you think I'm sharing my 10,000 year plan for human unification and conquest of space on Sup Forums, then I'm John fucking Titor.
Jose Moore
No. Keep your chinks and muslims to yourself.
Evan Carter
Is that... Oil?
Elijah Thompson
>If my delusion gets out it will be ruined! I feel like I'm talking to ulillillia or something.
Xavier Carter
They are big because no one lives in the top, like 1 person per 100 miles
They could be split into smaller areas but they would have like 20 people living in them each
Also FUCK Op for excluding Manitoba, Alberta is run by the fucking NDP and Manitoba is run by conservatives....
We also have some of the best fresh water fishing and deep wood hunting in the world, and oil and enough usable farm land to fit all of Washington state in
Juan Garcia
>he doesn't understand that certain parts of Canada have very few Muslims if any and those are the parts that are mentioned itt
Nolan Gomez
Alberta is not the entire West.
Kayden Smith
Holy shit I would vote for this
Jayden Rogers
my autism causes me to get bothered that Alaska isn't connected to the rest of the US, this is good
Isaac Bailey
SUMBUDDY SAY OIL?
Jaxson Brown
>leaving out the maritimes guess you guys like being le 56%
Chase Mitchell
Fuck Mexico, only good to ever come out of mexico was taco bell.
Joseph Hall
Fuck off were full.
Noah Young
Im cool with that, but only if the rest of mexico takes new york, Connecticut, california, Washington, Oregon, and Hawaii.
Ian Williams
OK, well start a military and show us what you can do to secede, then we'll consider it.
Jaxson Foster
giv lotto numbers
Lucas Anderson
Pls Ameribros
Dylan Campbell
no. you should break away individually, and set precedents for the breakup and balkanization of north america. its more stable that way, easier to control your politicians, and far more difficult to subvert.
Parker Howard
>annexing spics Hell no faggot. You need to be killed.
Josiah Jones
It looks like a rooster. That's great
Josiah Nelson
Canada is technically a confederacy. Secession is constitutionally legal.
Samuel Lee
Alaska part of the mainland, we 4th Reich now.
Gavin Evans
What it looks like is a way to not have Alaska in the corner on all maps which just looks better.
Lucas Johnson
Actually that looks pretty cool. I'll never understand this obsession with 50. Why didn't we stop at 20 or 30 states? They're nice round numbers too.
Ethan Evans
This. Stop rejecting amazing potential because of a number.
Aaron Nelson
>giving away all that Jesus. Not good, sir. Lots of California out of the cities is grea.t Same with washington and oregon.
And hawaii stays with us, bro.
Ryan Rivera
Fuck off mate, either we fix the east or split off into the Republic of Western Canada with a new constitution. The Americans are excellent allies, especially with Trump at the helm, but sovereignty is what I'm after.
Dominic Nelson
We need to take over all Canada + Greenland just for the heck of it >64 states >64 stars >pic related
Landon Allen
This. Like wtf, I want like 10-30 million of them deported, not fucking 100 million of them given citizenship!
Hudson Stewart
That's a nice flag.
Gavin Ward
>look at a map >first thing you see is a giant cock
Got some bad news for you lad.
Andrew Jones
can you fucking pretentious westcucks stop calling ontario and quebec east? they are central canada and it is offensive to maritimers to call (((ontarioans))) east
Hudson Miller
Can you imagine how powerful a U.S+Canada alliance would be. We get rid of these fucking Jews, and then we make a deal with niggers, we deport the illegals, build a 100 foot tall 20 foot thick wall. We encourage non cucked European whites to migrate to here easily have over 300 million pure 100% whites within a decade or two.
U.S and Canada has all the resources we need.
Parker Parker
Noice, let's make it happen then. 51st state, here we go!
Nolan Collins
You're gonna need digits for something of this scale lad.
Andrew Ortiz
Make the shit stainst relocate to East-Canada, flee from "racism". By da way: Vancouver is a Chinese city.
Adam Hill
I'm not that lucky, user
Juan Anderson
Is there any actual, serious movement in Canada (in whole or part) for annexation by the US?
Jackson Powell
125 million. We'd be better off annexing Japan. At least their 120 million population isn't addicted to drugs or gang violence, and they don't undercut native workers when they immigrate.
You wish taco nig, you still have to go back. How about a deal Canada: you deport chinks and Trudeau, we deport nigs and spics. Then we join countries.
Jacob Evans
What if Trump held a referendum for Canadian citizens, by state, to leave Canada and join the US? What the fuck would Canada do about it? Say that 55% of people in Saskatchewan wanted to secede and join us - wouldn't we be able to portray Ottawa as the evil oppressor for marching in the 30-man strong Canadian military to occupy them?
Daniel Garcia
Do not give away resources to the enemy. California was a magnet to the most talented Americans for 70 years who created their businesses and industries there. The network of those industries is multi trillion dollar value. Do not give it away to the enemy. Dont run from the darkies, dont be a cuck.
Oliver Bailey
Honestly Canada and USA should br one country It would create the most badass country shape ever
Eli Carter
This. Fucking cucks want to be part of le 56% land.
Samuel Reed
im seeing gold and oil. Sold.
actually wait. which halfs the french one again? cause you might be able to add tim hortons AND awesome french food to the additions we get.
Josiah Gutierrez
I wish I could see the nationality of each opinion on that page. I understand why Americans would say "sure, why not," but do the Canadians have an appetite for it?
Eli Clark
Right? it just feels like it shouldnt be ours unless we can drive to it without setting foot in foreign filth
Julian Myers
Only if we can nuke Toronto. Annexing Canada would flip America blue and overrun us with the Aztec hordes to our south.
James Moore
>Not wanting an American Empire gtfo of my country, faggots.
Carter Hill
They could dangle the offer in front of us in exchange for a promise to adopt their system of merit-based immigration.
Jose Powell
For anyone entertaining this idea a few facts about my unholy city, Hongcouver: Chinese own most of it and they leave owned houses and apartments empty. They are for the better part incredibly rude, even insectlike. We have an entire local city called Surrey filled with Indians and Pakis. Our Unis are filled with frothing, stupid indoctrinated millenials. Even Gen Xers are blinded. They've been told to repeat multiculti since kindergarten. We have injection sites. Public paid for places where our fucking addicts can get their doses given to them by NURSES. Our homeless are overflowing. It's easiest to cope with the cold here during winter rather than Calgary or other places. Have a good look at pic related and know it comprises less than one percent, much less than 1% of the homeless.