My friend sneaked into a Norwegian army base by showing a slice of Brown Cheese to the guards and they thought it was...

My friend sneaked into a Norwegian army base by showing a slice of Brown Cheese to the guards and they thought it was his ID and let him in

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Thats how the German fallschirmjager got in in the first place.

What?

brown cheese is so not nice

fake

the guards probably see hundreds of IDs everyday, and in norway we have something called Brown Cheese and he tried to put a slice of cheese in his ID badge and it worked

>I'm a gigantic faggot please rape my face

Looks good to me. Welcome back, sir!

Cheese is love, cheese is life

Haha brown cheese is weird and sweet. Wtf am i supposed to eat it with. Its like caramel flavored cheese

cool story
>BRO
>R
>O

Lmfao

two slices on some white bread and drink some cocoa on the side friend

So what, Norwegian army IDs look like slices of brown cheese at a quick glance?

i dont even know what does it look like kys

i think it was a little dark and he flashed it and it was inside the ID holder thingy and 2-3 meters distance

Fucking hell, not only do I get reprimanded by the officers for a very common mistake, but now some faggot is posting about it on Sup Forums?

i can see why

Brown cheese? What the fucking hell is that? Here, eat some Trappista instead

Gjetost / Brunost is great but an acquired taste. For Amerimutts, it tastes similar to the cheese stuff in Combo crackers.

I forgot that I had my meme-flag on, just wanna prove that I'm a norfag.

Cool, did he see any ufos?

Even the cheese is getting BLACKED

I have all informations about you now

great fucking thread

When i was a teenager i used to flash an applebees gift cards as an ID and buy alcohol. I had facial hair so it helped too.

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What will you do next?

Hahaha

Vennlig päminnelse om at geitost er den eneste sanne formen for brunost og at flötemysost er værre enn soy

What?

This has to be the story from Sessvollmoen. I suspect LARPing private.
What contingency were you?
The way I heard it:
> Officer wants to test the privates on guard duty
> At the time, brown cheese is pre sliced with plastic sheets in between
> Officer rolls up with cheese between plastic
> Private lazily waves him through
> Next day, hell ensues

t. norfag

What did he do once he got in? Why did he want to sneak in in the first place?

speak english you fucken wog.

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Hvorfor bruker du feil å og o? Svenskefaen later som han er norsk!

Jeg snakker ikke snownigger

hmm i wonder if it tastes the same as regular cheese
in the jewsa he would have probs been sentenced to death if he did that

we all know your friend is darker than that cheese

wtf... o for faen O

slike bokstaver blir til vanlig a og o på denne siden slik at mutter kan forstå. elsers ville jeg brukt dem

Everything is brown in scandinavia now

Nå har dette forumet gått for langt. Sensurerer vårt alfabet!!

fuck off ISIS

>this is three days worth of food in hungary
Jesus Christ I'm so sorry

Too bad op is huge faggot

fuck off nigger

true and heterosexual

>cheap fatty shit without holes
eat that ""cheese"" yourself, hungrypoor

Hort hort.

>brown cheese
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>without holes
We like to eat it, not fuck it

...So he was in the army anyway, and they probably recognized him?

watch this.

Cheese slicers are a completely useless invention, why fill your cupboard space with an awkwardly shaped uni-task tool when you an just use a simple knife.

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>his ID badge
what does he normally have this ID for?

MY Lithuanian neighbors Mother always had that cheese and she'd give it some with these crackers. good memories there..

Ha, truth.

>Doesn't use a cheese slicer
Sure have your fucking clunky cheese slices then with a knife.

>Ok user..

>snownigger
snoneger

>hey friend you want a slice of cheese?
>sure thing buddy
>okay let me just grasp the whole block of cheese with my warm hand because this useless tool being used exactly as intended would otherwise pull the cheese apart from the friction

it is an absolutely moronic design and all norwegians should be mocked constantly for it.

jeg er enig. selvom jeg aldrig har hort om denne form for ost for

Just use a potato peeler lad

Do you think they'll make BRRAAAAPPing dolls soon user?

You foolish anglos are just jelly

A sharp cheese slicer does a great job, you are just too retarded to use one if you have difficulties with it. It is simply better than a knife for the job it is ment for.

once again this requires that the other hand steady the block of cheese. Using a knife the only point of contact is the metal on the cheese.

I shared a house with a Norwegian flatmate for a whole year. Almost every time I bought some cheese it would later be found with great big fucking fingerprints all over because his country's pride and joy is incapable of effectively cutting anything harder than lancashire.

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You cheecky tinker that might actually work

The king of cheese, English mature cheddar. Not to be confused with American orange plastic "cheddar".

Sounds like you only eat soft cheeses.

youtube.com/watch?v=llABEpoM1hU
Here have a jap using a cheese slicer
see how there's some plastic so he does not have to touch the actual cheese?

Kjeftn på dæj flotemysost e den eneste spiselige jævla brunosten som går bare hvis du har rett smor (Brelett pbuh) geite e fan ikke lagd for osteproduksjon, din dritonge, forbanna pesslurskolt rull den jævla negerosten din rundt en busk me khat å stapp den i ræva.

>Abloobloobloo! The big meanie Norwegian touched my soft anglo cheese.
I am so sorry for your loss.
As said, you don't need to take it entirely out of the plastic.

>anglo does not know when he got cheesecucked.

Pek å le gutter.

>Brelett
>smor

*og
To verb som knyttes sammen = og.

Næj

i re'yy 'ove che'a mate

>ugh denne osten er så sterk
>jeg klarer det ikke jeg må ha folte og smor for å gjore den mild nok
>aua mamma det svir i munnen min

underrated

Grrrr