What does Sup Forums think of Slovakia ?

What does Sup Forums think of Slovakia ?
Never saw this type of thread regarding Slovakia

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rightful moravian clay

I'd give everything for a gf from there

New hlinka guard when

Viennafag here.
So, while the Czech Republic is considered as a nation full of culture, achievements, history etc. Slovakia is none of the beforementioned. We only go to Bratislava for cheap drinks and cheap groceries, maybe once a year max. Other than that, Slovakia is some kind of Wasteland, full of poor people, stupid ethnic quarrels, without any significant cultural, historical, economical achievement. Slovakia was ok in the Czechoslovakia-Times, kinda the retarded but nice little brother.
Since it was mostly Slovaks pushing for independence i really dont know any reason why they would do that. Being bros with the czechs is cool, there was no oppression on language or culture, no economic downside (more of the opposite), there was only "muh clay"-thinking. in the end you got what you deserve.

Could you stop using a recolored version of our coat of arms?

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>haha felvidék am I right guys? ha-h?
stop please

Yeah, Slovakia is mainly a big shithole with gypsies and white niggers who smoke and drink but if you look a bit deeper it has very beatiful cultural roots.
Try visiting some castles, watching Slovak folklore or just taking a look into our nature and caverns.
Socialism and this (((capitalism))) fucked us up, real bad.

Soon.
Come to Slovakia and join

>blaming it on gipsys and niggers
ah come on man you gotta do better than that

>castles & achievements
yeah there are, you are absolutely right, historical sites are scattered all over europe. but note, none of them were built under slovakian rule by slovakian dukes, it was mostly under another flag or puppet rulers

>socialism and capitalism
yeah like every eastern european country.

dont get me wrong, i dont want to shit all over your country, but blaming it on the wrong aspects is a bit too easy. you know you kinda dun goofed with breaking away from czechoslovakia. it was nice and ok, kinda a good partnership. not like belgium, not like moldavia, but a functioning and friendly state.
that being said i think i really will take your advice and visit your country, it is not far away and i am sure there is a lot to discover! and you guys have great food, bryndzove halusky for the win, thats a huge bonus

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>implying both the Slovak and Magyar aren't two balding ugly rednecks

we were here first though

>Paprika Ice Cream
I unironically want to try that out. Is this really a thing?

>be me
>go to vienna
>see beautiful monuments, clean city, austrians are cool people, everything was really nice
>look at a map, see that bratislava is like 20 km away
>hey why not go there?
>No monuments, disgusting bridge (it looks bad, destroy it please) , dozens of homeless, streets are dirty, people don't speak english and talk loudly in their retarded slavic language
I liked every country in central europe except slovakia, mountains are kinda nice though but they are way more beautiful in Poland desu.

I mean this is well known, Bratislava is the ugliest capital in Europe, well okay maybe behind Sofia, Athen, Tirana and whatever the capital of Kosovo is

>Bratislava is the ugliest capital in Europe
No, that's Bucharest
tourism-review.com/bucharest-is-reportedly-the-ugliest-eu-capital-news2833

In the UK, we get your runoff from Lunik 9. Would you like them back? Please?

Well it's not that easy to have a beautiful capital with such high numbers of gypsies. I mean, look at Paris.

It's true though. Gypsies and corrupt politicians ruin this country through white niggers.

Over 180 castles and vast majority, if not all, were build under Slovak rulers during Great Moravia.

Where did you eat at?

Yeah, its a disgusting mess. Mostly. But don't act like there's nothing to see.

This

Just throw them into the Atlantic please, nobody wants them here

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They're funny statues in the streets and random churches. That's really all there is. I can't really talk about the countryside since I only saw a part of the tatras when I was driving from poland to Hungary, but I guess it looks like any european countryside.

Were you in the old town?

You really got the worst of both worlds, german/slavic retardness and autism, and slavic building technique, you'd be better off being south slav, well, except for having to live in the Balkans and not in Central Europe

tbf, I think we'd be better off with being germanized as Himmler said

>no oil
>no gas
>no steel
>no rare earth
JUST...
Whats the best case scenario for the future of this country?

fag
be proud of being slavic m8
we're among the last people with a hint of self preservation left
i know i'd rather have shitty looking towns than being suicided by refugees

youtube.com/watch?v=AbfcuW0sMA4

Pretty sure if we got a capable government we could be self-sustaining

Yeah, but there's nothing to be proud of.
Civic-nationalistic groups with subhumans as leaders? Check
Fucked up culture? Check
Brainwashed youth? Check
Alcohol and drug problems? Check
Lack of discipline and responsibility? Check

you're just being a nitpicking fag tbqh

Yeah, 2014 and Adult consumption.
Plus I really fucking doubt he visited smaller villages and countryside.
Take a look into the cities and you won't find a place without a homeless drunkard.

m8 it's no different in the west
an underage grill asked me to buy her cigarettes when i was in france
they kept drinking in the streets as well
it's not good but you're exaggerating the severity

you'd be less self-loathing is Slovakia weren't so shitty looking tbqh

Why'd you even split? We could have turned Czechoslovakia into a federation. You'd get to have pride and laws, but you wouldn't have the problems you have.

It was actually Slovaks that defeated Poland during WWII, Germans were just a 2nd lane players and Hitler was a Tiso's puppet.

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Yeah and who would guarantee those rights? Multi-ethnic states never worked