Monkey is your favorite girl, right Sup Forums?

Monkey is your favorite girl, right Sup Forums?

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Yes.

No
Kaiki best girl

Monkey is for hard sex, and cuddling and kissing until we fall sleep together

Hachikuji best girl.

Best body: Monkey
Best character: Snail
Best overall: Snek

Snek > the rest

>Monkey is for hard sex

Monkey is for marriage.

>constantly talking about how she wants the dick from Araragi
She's certainly the one who gives me the most boners. That lewd talk gets me every time.

>dead last or close to it in popularity polls among nips
>esily most circlejerk thread about on Sup Forums
She's really the Western's Pick girl isn't she?

That body hardly differs from an athlete guy's.

Monkey, Snake and Crab are the best

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In Monogatari? Absolutely.

She's not exactly that popular here either. Her threads usually die very quickly.

What would a threesome with Hanekawa and Kanbaru be like?

Ougi is best girl.

You nean worst. Snake is unsufferable as well but at least she's cute enough for a hatefuck.

I like Bat, Monkey, and Snail. Ougi is funny too, but I'm afraid she has a benis.

Crab is a glorified background character

Monkey > Bee > Bat > * > Bird

Of course user what a silly question

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Devil is the best.

Jailbait bat is one of the most beautiful girls in anime ever.
Too bad this form was so short lived. She should have stayed like this forever, instead of degenerating into a disgusting cowtitted and manfaced horror.

>disgusting cowtitted and manfaced horror.
That's rude, user

this user have great taste

>This post
kek

worst girl

But that's not c*ab, user

>not liking all forms of Shinobu
pleb.

>breasts
>wider hips
>vag
I think you went full retard, user.

Hence I said "hardly".
She's pretty damn masculine, nips, and moreso the writer agrees.

She's not, but I appreciate her lewdness.

I want to bury my face in her ass.

of course she is the best character in the show
if you think otherwise you dont understand the complexity and intricacies of the show

Kanbaru is my fetish.

She is pretty cool, but math is my favorite.

No offense against Monkey, but really?

Also she's just really cute.

Superior taste user!

Fuck off.

You do know this is a monkey thread right?

The post was fine until
>if you think otherwise
Dumb phoneposter.

Monkey is alright

a cute/sexy kohai who is fun to talk to, will do her best trying to protect you and willing to give her virginity to you
what could possibly be better

A cuter and sexier girl, and possibly younger and more feminine.

Yes, I would like a whole season of ragi x kanbaru just doing cute things together

>cuter and sexier
not possible

>younger
pedo

>more feminine
unnecessary unless you feel insecure about your masculinity

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monkey = kaiki >>> all other girls >>>> snek

/thread

monkey = karen = loli trio > tsukihi = snake > cat > crab

they're all cute, but some are cuter than others

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HNGGGGGG

Cat > Vamp > Snail > Crab = Snake > Monkey > Phoenix > Bee > Spooky > Math > Doll > Kagenui > Gaen

cant wait for more snail

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Monkey gets the best doujins, that's for sure

Monkey has a disgusting smelly rotten gorilla arm, how could she be best? I'd still hit but it ends abruptly right there. Absouley NO hand holding or cuddling.
Araragi is way better, at least get good taste if you are going to suck dick

>Monkey has a disgusting smelly rotten gorilla arm, how could she be best?
She doesn't have it anymore after Hana.

Top 3
Bat
Monkey
Doll

Heh, do you think the smell isn't going to linger

In a series of best girls, she's the best in personality and top 3 overall

hell of an achievement

I'm going to assume that she showers.

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ragi should have took the bath with kanbaru

>cuter
>not possible
Jesus
>pedo
Fucking
>muh insecure
Normalfag

Kill yourself.

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The "fit girl" characters are usually not that popular over there I've noticed.

Who's the most popular girl in Japan?

This makes my love of the firesisters doujins greater.

Most fit girls are not very feminine, case in point Kanbaru or Karen.
No wonder they are not very popular.

Karen's plenty feminine, she has curves and tits that are constantly shoved in the viewers face whenever she's on screen. Or do you just mean personality-wise?

Why are they called those kinds of animals, anyway? Is it a personality thing?

They are odd

based on the title of their arcs
kanbaru suruga is called monkey because her arc is called suruga monkey and involves a monkeys paw
the rest are given fan names that make sense
shinobu is called bat because she is a vampire

Personality, manner of talking and ultimately, even her muscular body.
Most otaku prefers softly spoken, high pitched, girly and overall soft girls.

Doll is best monogatari.

Monkey was the only great girl in bake.

Doll is a little too boring for me but every monogatari is great in their own ways
snake is great at being the worst

Best taste.

I've always had it hard with Bakemonogatari.
I like all the girls. There's not one of them I dislike.
I can't pick a favorite.

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I want to fuck Kanbaru straight.

Bat is best girl.

her smile makes my heart go doki doki

and her body makes my dick go diamonds

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>"But, Araragi-senpai. I don't think that's right. I think of myself as relatively sexually open, and I've decided to follow your discretion in most matters, but it's improper to do it without even going on a date. I worry about your future, Araragi-senpai."

>"This might be a bit thoughtless of me to say, but... Kanbaru. Not to copy what you said earlier, but if I had met you before I started going out with Senjougahara, I think I might have ended up going out with you..."
>"Right. To tell you the truth, I was thinking the same thing. If I had met you before I fell for Senjougahara-senpai. It's incredibly rare for me to think such a thing about a member of the opposite sex."

hnnnnnngh

If that's true then I might be gay

So when is the next season again? Is it the next, or is it even farther up?

Also, will I ever get to see my waifu again past koi?

>She's really the Western's Pick girl isn't she?
No, that would be crab. She's the safest choice

I think Cat is nip's favorite. They like girls with big tits.

How do I become cool like Ararararararararagi-san and make girls lust after me?

vampire magic gets you all the clunge, better start hanging around in underground goth clubs

How do you feel about character development?

What does this mean?

I'm pretty sure the favorite in japan is Bat, followed by Crab and then Cat.

Nothing, user.

yes

Bat is almost always most popular, Crab is some competition, and the third most popular girl is between Snake and Snail, but leaning in Snake's favor.
The least popular girl among the prominent girls is Karen, followed by Kanbaru and Tsukihi. I forgot where Doll ranks, but pretty low.

>Bat is almost always most popular, Crab is some competition
Stop posting, Koyomi