I've literally gotten fpbp 3 times in a row in one day

I've literally gotten fpbp 3 times in a row in one day.

What have you done with your life so far? hmm?

I've got a girlfriend

(no pressure, thinking of a fpbp)

proof? mother fucker kill yourself

Proof?

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Eunuch cunt

I cleaned rabbit poo today.
Feels like an achievement since the cage was really disgusting before i arrived.

feminine penis doesn't count as girlfriend

im sick today user ask tomorrow

Do you have a headache?

no, he's got the memeflag sickness
serious condition

no. we got a bad flu season here in the states and im around kids all the time(no pedo). hopefully its not the flu. pray to your cartoon demon gods for me user

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shills are getting desperate

sage

projecting losers

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Those are easy to get. You look a few pages in for threads with no replies, and start replying. That bumps it, and it might gain traction after that.

Its been a while

i'm doing my best

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I earned $500 today.

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(((OP))) is a faggot

I'm getting paid to do this...not much work happening right now. Plus, I'm not in a cubicle or something...got my own office. Not being a NEET and still browsing this wonderful platform with all you fucks is excellent.

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