Who was Jesus’ biological father?
Who was Jesus’ biological father?
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Didn't have one.
Created ex nihilo in Mary's womb.
rabbi shlomo goldberg
Plz abstain from Name Calling
Biggus Dickus
Sauce?
If Iosef was impotent it must be
a) random jew
b) glorious Roman soldger which came "osvobogdat" Palestina land.
Joseph. Best. Cover. Story. Ever.
Neat idea, but the artist fuCling hardfailed the execution
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Apparently this guy
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the Bibble
Whoever Julius Caesar's dad was
That's right, Jesus Christ was Julius Caesar
Begotten before all ages, there is no father but the Father.
It doesn't really matter because his philosophy is sound and it will better your life if you follow it.
This is the genealogy of Jesus the Messiah the son of David, the son of Abraham:
... lots or people...
and Jacob the father of Joseph, the husband of Mary, and Mary was the mother of Jesus who is called the Messiah.
IF Joseph wasn't his dad, then linking Jesus with Abraham is not possible.
A NEW LEVELLLLLLLL
Noone.
So is everything in the Bible true and literal?
>JC is JC
How could I have been so blind?
God is Jesus's father
Reminder Jews hate Christians even more than they hate Nazis.
Reminder that differentiation between Jews and Atheists is nearly impossible.
Christianity is founded on the story of a slut cucking her husband, followed by such a bold and crazy excuse, that it became legend. She basically gave the equivalent of "the dog ate my homework" excuse for why she was pregnant to Josef. She got a motley crew of misfits to go all in with her lame excuse, probably hoping to get some food. Josef was dumb enough to believe it. It became the talk of the town, spread throughout the land as the boy grew up and began doubling down on the crazy origin story. He began making side deals with pre-existing prophets similar to how all the superhero movies started linking into each other to create a Justice League or Avengers. Our religion is thus born.
Bless you for this, sir.
>Jesus literally jerks him off when he masturbates
a BLACK man ofcourse he cucked the wh*Te joseph
that's the left, ritardo
This is what the Jews believe
How else would you use the mouse at the same time??
Jew's created the entire story of Jesus.
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probably some random hobo. maria was a skank.
The force.
Just like anakin.
But how tho?
Is everything in the Bible true and literal?
This. Christianity is based on a Jewish roastie cucking her husband.
Plausible af
Imagine if you will a really bored Roman senate who are Masonic "Kings Talmud" Jews that decide to LARP as a messiah for the Jews because David's prophecies. Even the Judaic Talmud stated Roman slaughtered 40 million jews (pic related), so why not, right?
Julius is bored of being a Roman emperor so he pulls off this elaborate act to become "King of the Jews" by way of martyrdom. The plan fails to work on Judaic Jews but now Romans have a great tool of subjugation to use on conquered lands, monotheistic Catholicism.
hahaha what a fucking lame tattoo
His father was his 14th dimensional oversoul
>The Archangel
God wanted to fuck Maria but he couldn't show himself on earth so he implanted his dick in the archangel and he then fucked her
>Joseph was a cuck
I thought marking your skin was a sin?
One of Mary's customers.
He's a shooter and he's God so he can fling it across the universe.
No. It is widely accepted among the Christian community that the Old Testament, while somewhat historical, is more about getting a moral across. Nobody but the most diehard, retarded Protestants takes everything in the Bible as literal. The New Testament is much more historical in that it was recorded only a few years after the events of Jesus' life, as opposed to literally thousands of years afterwards.
Joseph, duh. Jesus was a real man with a divine spirit.
some Italic chad :^)
The answer as usual is....
Jewish Lies!
Thanks for playing.
Ken Ham is one of our nation's finest shitposters
>All prots are evangelicals
Stop.
Origen was a heretic. Come on now.
Can the Cognitive Dissonance hit Christians any harder?
The "Jesus was actually a bastard child" notion is too devastating and difficult to fathom for Christ followers.
I'm okay with the idea that Jesus may have been a real person but that's as far as it goes.
t. I used to be a Christian and totally fell into the Mary-Virgin meme... but extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and just saying "because the bible says" is a really poor argument
Dumbass
Both Joseph and Mary could trace their lineage back through David and Abraham.
>Origen was a heretic
Origen is a Church Father. The entirety of Roman Catholicism and Orthodoxy disagrees with your retarded opinion.
Protestants made heresy acceptable and mainstream. You Lutheraniggers started the decline that has led us to the modern day.
Truly, he is. I particularly enjoyed his debates with Bill Nye. It was like watching two retarded 6th argue with each other.
kek, tis true
Jesus conceived himself. He didnt need a father just a womb and a will.
this to you too.
it doesn't matter
Who here subscribes with The Natural Law?
From what I've learned, it seems to be the most based. I'm open to be proven wrong.
Just look at his cheeky Aussie face hahaha
His work is the magnum opus of shitposting
Technically Mary.
Dream on.
God
why are you so nice to aussies but so mean to us?
>"render unto Caesar, what is his".
This.
Protestant-Jewish-Masonic alliance ruined the world. The further down the rabbit hole I go the more I see that the Catholic church were the good guys.
Father Abraham had many sons.
Dad loves ME more!
NOOOOOOOOOO
No. The holy spirit.
>Jesus jacks you off when you masturbate
Stop teasing your sister!
No thanks
>Literally build the greatest country in the world from scratch
>leading to heresy
Also
>implying modern day is bad
Wew lad
But DAAAAAAAD
we wuz rome n sheit
Kangaroos look like giant steroid biker rabbits.
What an asshole. He accidentally changed the world with his sperm.
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Its okay bro. Rejection is what makes us free.
yakub
>implying god can't do teleportation
fucking dumb shit americans
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BKC.
Is Goku just a representation of God?
You can't spell "God" without "Goku", and a "d".
OF CUMFIDENCE
Jesus came to serve on those sucker MCs
Wasn't joseph Mary's uncle?
God the Father (John 1:14, John 1:18, John 3:16, 1 John 4:9, Luke 3:38), just as Micah 5:2 prophesied of His everlasting origins
>Origen is a Church Father. The entirety of Roman Catholicism and Orthodoxy disagrees with your retarded opinion.
See Second Council of Constantinople brainlet. People don't get anathametized for nothing.
probably a nigger since he didn't stay around
Yes you can you absolute retard.
This, from before time began, this.
Be realistic. That sperm came from someplace.
I think the whole "virgin" thing is them just being polite.
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>when you lie about an affair and it gets way out of hand and a lot of people killed
you really think, a woman, let me repeat, A WOMAN, doesn't just fuck everything because she can?
Where'd you go user?
when it comes to God, he is above the material world. We need sperm to have children, God doesn't because he makes things happen if He wants them to happen
the uk poster are always cunt because they jelly of merica...
>i hope the muslims take the uk
underrated