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What do you do when someone is literally too nice and loving?

Create roleplay threads with autistic fanfiction-tier filenames.

I'm sure you're a real hoot at parties.

You go to parties?

Reminder that that time is finally upon us - it's Stella's birthday month.

Though it doesn't matter apparently since they don't do popularity polls or art.

Obviously not, what, are you crazy?

Well at least they're making progress.

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That's all for now.

Pump and dump Stella

If it's so bad, why does Inia keep trying to do it?

I want to marry Stella and adopt Tarisa as our daughter

Pump Stella

Dump Stella when babby is confirmed

Move back home in America

Fly into space

You do know Tarisa is about Stella's age, right?

She can be our shared lover then

do ml girls get jealous with the shortage of dudes?

say i banged all of the valkyries, will they tear each other apart?

say if i banged stella, yui, cryska, inia, sharon, cui all at the same time will they start killing one another?

I'd imagine if you were the only male in that situation then their biological rhythm clocks would go haywire and it would probably be a bloodbath trying to fight over the last male in that area.

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This is not the face of a woman who wants to share.

Who is the bustiest Muv Luv, Natalie or Sharon? I know Stella is in the top five but no idea if she is perhaps bustiest.

I think Stella is still the winner, just going off the VN alone.
In the anime and promotional art everyone's cup sizes seem to fluctuate.

Technically speaking it would be Sumika after her breasts are made larger by the BETA.

The anime really fucks with a lot of character's proportions, doesn't it?

Compare these....

To these.
It's like she went through puberty again.

Pham is also one of them, don't forget. Bea, it depends on her art. And of course Yuuko. And Sharon.

Also, depending on the art, Luna is one of them.

>say I banged

Not with that atrocious writing, you ain't.

One will be your wife and try to protect you while the others try to rape you.

Yuuko will protect me from the Onee-sans.

Wife Pham, try and get raped by Stella. Make some sensible yet diplomatic situation where we can turn it into a threeway

>Then we said good-bye
>How gladly would I go with thee
>With you My darling

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I love blondes

I want to help get the auburn population up with Natalie.

Muv luv has the best

You may think she's your gal but she's EVERYONE'S pal

I'm fine with sharing.

Hands off, buddy

That's not yours

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My God, the things I'd do to her hair

The things I'd do to be able to experience a Stella x Tarisa threeway in an onsen

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Headpats

Katia should be more popular

Au contraire, forcing popularity is why she's unpopular.

Main heroines never get the popularity they deserve.

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Walther, you lucky motherfucker!

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RIP

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Based Polandball!

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How hard did Walther hit that?

>Dat Tarisa ass

How many times do you think Tarisa and Stella have pounded their clams together?

Did Theo steal one of her ribbons?

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Why post the small version of it?

Wife Pham, she knows kung fu.

I choose pic related.

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I still think this should've been shimapan.

What would it be like to wake up to Stella laying next to you every morning?

Pump and dump Stella

I want Beatrix to be dominated (sexually) in SF. All of her scenarios so far have had her in complete control and the other at her mercy. Let's see how the powerful, scary stasi reacts when the tables are flipped and she's the one on the bottom.

Her popularity is fine as is.

>those posts
Them jap Beatofags know whats good.

Fine taste.

Like a dream.

That depends:
Is she using your arm as a pillow or is your face stuffed in her Stellas?

I'd much preferred she use my arm as a pillow but waking up with my face stuffed in her Stellas would be pretty magnificent every morning.

Absolutely.

Yeah, that's one thing the anime got right was showing her breakdown and rage. In the VN, she never really lost control. She was too calm. Even Theo stabbing her was met with a "just according to keikaku" smirk.

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Her dream.

>Otousan said he would bring home one Onii-chan, but he brought two

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Would rather just have a threesome with her and Iris. Of course, we probably aren't getting it soon. Next SM scenario will be a month or two away (if they're smart, they'll time it for their re-release), and Beatrix might be passed over in favor of Katia and Lise.

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Katia already got an additional SR along with another SSR last event so I don't think they're gonna doing more already. Theres still an unused Lise graphic in SF that looks like its for a card so she probably has a third one that would come out next time they do SM stuff but who knows when that will be.

Cryska is also one of the biggest of the TE girls. Pretty much the same size as Stella.

Didn't we get her 3 sizes?
I think she was like 95cm, Stella is at leas 100+

As far as I know, we never got an official statement about their 3 sizes.

I thought we at least got Yui's sizes.
Maybe I'm just thinking of SM

We did get most of the SM cast's sizes. Here it is:

Irisdina

23-year-old 172cm B93 W58 H87

-Liz

18-year-old 160cm B88 W57 H86

-Katya

15 years old 155cm B75 W56 H81

-Annette

18-year-old 163cm B81 W57 H81

-Gretel

20-year-old 165cm B75 W56 H80

-Pham

22-year-old 168cm B97 W64 H93

>only 1 above 170cm

We got height.

Stella is 170cm
Sharon is 167cm
Cryska is 165cm
Yui is 162cm
Cui is 159cm
Tarisa is 146cm
Inia is 144cm

Stella looks giant here

>one head taller than Chobi
>giant
laughing Yuuhi.jpg

she doesn't ALWAYS wear shimapan.

I meant her boobs.

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