What's your stance on sneks?

What's your stance on sneks?

Snek genocide when?

is it a crime to love a snek?

I hate snakes.
Kill them all.

*snake

I want to rape snakes.

I like sneks

She is adorable and I wouldn't mind getting gulped down by that Snek goddess.

I feel like making her lewder, MUCH lewder in that arc would have been the right choice, artistically speaking for once.

Third best girl.
Retards keep falling for the worst girl meme. They should know that title only belongs to Gaen.

I love sneks

You beat me to it.

Miia would also be acceptable.

Cloaca

good for booping

Agreed.
I hope Snail and Bat are your favorite girls too.

I hope she will be in owari 2, i wan to se her drawing manga

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Misspelled 8kuji

Cat and Bat are my favorites, but Snail gets 4th place easily.

There was a monogatari thread last night and I tried to defend snek but some guy wasn't having it. Had to go to bed so I couldn't post much.

Was it a Kanbaru thread? Snake has some very dedicated hate posters, who are the most vocal "my opinion is absolute, and your opinion is shit", and guess who is their nemesis.
Nadeko is top 3 girl material.

Yeah I think so. I'll have to wait til I get home to see how hard I got roasted. He was right about her being selfish, though you could argue that all the girls in the series are selfish.

He was probably being a bitch. Everyone knows snake > everyone.

For a long time I disliked her, but just now after rewatching Hitagi End, I can most certainly say that Crab is the best girl and the most mature choice a man can have. I guarantee that you all will someday be enlighted and understand it.

I liked girls like her in my late teens.
Now I'd pick a less mature, more childish girl over her anydays.

She's my favorite.

I come across one of those every now and then, they're pretty passionate with their dislike.

Press F for greatest American

Snek a best

snake is cute

Cat is the most mature choice

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Moar Snek feet

But she is also crazy.
Hachikuji is the only mentally stable gatari.

>mentally stable
her stutter?

It's just a prank, bro.

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she's been walking in circles for ten years, she's the maddest of them all.

She is the only sane person in that show, she knows exactly what she is doing at all times.
No wonder Araragi goes to her when he needs 'true' advices (unlike that bullshit Hanekawa always spews).

hist sister is giving the best advice though.

>karen is dumb as a rock
>tsukihi is a psychopath
Nah, who would take advices from those two?

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Marriage? I thought she wanted to be his mistress?

Tsukihi's love advice has a 100% success rate

Fuck off, Gigguk, your videos are shit

best girl is best

Too bad Araragi's lines with Mayoi are never more than teasing as a joke.

Every other girl in the show is much more interesting than her.

Snek is worst person, bar none.

>teasing
They will definitely get married

:(

snake a shit

I wonder what went through in Araragi's head at that moment.
I mean it's clear that he didn't enjoy or want to do it in particular, but in his own way he did love Mayoi, enough not to deny that kiss as Mayoi's last wish. But was he more surprised or disgusted actually?

You can't be disgusted by little Snail's kiss, user. He was surprised.

Fuck man, why did you have to remind me?

Girls that start with Sna are best girls.

Snagenui Yozuru?
Snashiro Shishirui
Snamaturgie?

You've given me too many options. Why would NisiO even start so many names with Sna?!

>not wanting to rap sneks

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Only this snake.

But that's the real Sengoku Nadeko, just pull her hair back and get on her bad side.

I wish Nadeko would have acted like that more.

Sneks are cool I gess

I like Snakes

You came to the wrong board, faggot.

Snake a shit

>says while using the character who thinks Nadeko is beautiful
9/10 irony there

>believing anything Kaiki says

Cute and dangerous girls are always the best

I only know it's true because he muttered that to himself

Kaiki is enough of a liar to lie to himself.

literally this:
why do you think he believed that crab might still love him?

So I'm just lying to myself too when I say I'm a pedo? Good to know.

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I love eating sneks anytime.

She had better be ready to worship my trouser snek

Bat is worstgirl.

I hate Kevin Durant

[_] Tread
[x] No tread

>mfw LeBron loses
>mfw you are mad

We /spa/ now?

Thats the Sengoku Nadeko through the self-hypnosis influence of the snake.

The snake literally says on the way home that he wasn't controlling her, just letting her show herself. And Nadeko literally says she knows that was 100% her.
And the snake is just her anyway. There was no outside influence.

Haven't you heard?

Everyone has an ugly side to him.
Nadeko just found a method that allowed her to let her pent up frustration out and don't feel bad about it.
And she had all the right to be frustrated as fuck. Good girl is what Nadeko is.