Burg

burg

Loli loevs hambaga!

Mio loves burg?

is that guy huge or is that slider tiny?

Only healthy lolis please.

These threads are awful and so are you.

>guy

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why is mio such a bitch?

Mio loves boys

>Guy posts a burger
>This guy uses it as an excuse to post about lolis for literally no reason.

You can't make this shit up.

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they love sausage moar

Is Bob's Burgers an anime?

burg thread

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>That one guro image

Mio a cute.

I just made a big batch of burgers and now I feel bad. None of them look this good. They always shrink and get fat in the middle.

You're all going to Burger Hell, and I'm dragging you there with me, on a salty Sisphyean slope, right into the goddamn lake of grease fire.

>burgers
Only once.

almost forgot about that one, thanks time to puke and cry now

WcDonalds is pain.

I will bring you and your dirty dumb burger lolis into a Pandemonium of burger LOATHING.

Why is the menue behind her in english?

There's no walking from this.

You know how you watch anime with subs not dubs for the authentic Japanese experience and to get the creators original vision?
Apply that logic to burgers.

Burgers have one logic:

End you.

why are you such a faggot?

Ruin you.

That doesn't look very pleasant at all

Defile you.

See like the thing is right, burgers are, generally speaking, pretty nutritious. I argue they're pretty good for you given the right lifestyle.

These? I don't know why anyone would do this. Explain this to me. Why would you take something so good and pure and ruin it like that?

merican burg

Destroy you.

These two look pretty good

WRONG YOU.

THERE IS NO HOPE.

THERE IS NO GOD.

AND THERE IS

NO

FUTURE

>kale
fucking disgusting

This looks interesting enough to warrant trying
Seems expensive enough to suggest it might not taste awful

I had no idea burgposting was a thing here.

Burgposting will bring you suffering unimagined.

Has this image gone through a deep dream generator?

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IT HAS GONE THROUGH HELL TO COME AND TAKE YOU.

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some of these look atrocious, others not so bad.
ive even had at least one of them and it was pretty good

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BURGER
NICE AND JUICY

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Posting god tier burg

how do you burg

That's a steikki

I fapped to that

I've seen turkey burger like that.

>all this 3DPD posting
>even ja/ck/
>no anime burgs
This thread doesn't deserve to survive.

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Was it common to prepare burgers via toaster oven in Japan in the 1970s?

Anyone has that copypasta with the american soldier and japanese loli that was usually posted with this pic?

American "Cuisine"

>bursting the egg

FUCKING STOP
STOP IT YOU IDIOT

I haven't eaten a burger in at least 8 minutes. I-I don't think I'm gonna make it my fellow patriots...

jesus that is the size of her fucking head

>love food

You underestimate me

>posting guro

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There lived a humble chef named user who loved to make burgers. He lived in a small town, and all the lolis loved his burgers.
He thought himself satisfied with this, till one night a spirit came to troll him as he slumbered.
The spirit bellowed before user, "I am the wise and powerful grill-master, heed my call"
user looked at the great spirit sceptically, "Spongebob Squarepants? This can't be real"
The spirit continued "I may not be real, but dreams can come true" "I have watched you for a long time, you must realize your latent talent and forge the ultimate gourmet burg"
The dream haunted user's mind, but he did not heed the call.
user would say, "Burgs don't need to be fancy and the lolis like them just fine, I'm happy where I'm at.

But events would turn against user, chain-restaurants started appearing in his town and the lolis stopped comming to his resturant
user couldn't compete with their prices and the rent for his restaurant was too great.
So user closed his shop, collected his savings and began to travel.
He visited Japan, Korea, and China. Continued to Thailand, India and Pakistan.
He experienced new flavors, new textures, in combinations he never heard of.
user began to experiment, fusing what he had learned with what he always loved, burg.
He met chefs along the way and exchanged cooking techniques.
He traveled to Kuwait, Israel, and Greece, uncovering techniques so powerful it would cause people to lose their clothes while in the throws of ecstasy from his fanatic burgers

Eventually he met a shadowy catgirl, she said "I challenge you user, if I can make a better burg, you must work for me, but if you win I'll replenish your lagging savings"
user was painfully aware of his finances, his savings were in fact exhausted and he was in debt. So user accepted.
user's techniques were polished, the combinations he used were born out of 10s of thousands of failures. The judges drooled at the presentation, the smell had them behaving like a pack of starved wolves, and so satisfying they all lit up cigarets taking long relaxed draws.
But the shadowy catgirl relied on techniques that are unnatural, the Judges hypnotized by her burger's smell. Flavors so strong the judges hallucinated they were in burgtopia, swimming in divine sauces and dancing with the finest cuts of meat, having the time of their lives.

The Judges where unanimous, the shadowy catgirl had won, so user had to work for her.
The place user now worked was more lab than kitchen, the people there more chemist than cook.
The flavors came not from meat or vegetable, they were artificial, engineered at the molecular level.
There was no love here, their methods were cynical and efficient, for user it was Burger hell.
The shadowy catgirl's methods were ruthless without limit. Her secret ingredient, had been LSD and Coke.
For years user labored here, but he had a plan.

He challenged his employers, "If I can demonstrate a way to make burgs more efficiently than you I get to retire"
The shadowy catgirls looked at each-other and retorted, "But when you fail, you'll have to work here, FOREVER."
Who could make more burgers in 8 hours, user or their Machine.
It was an electro-mechanical monstrosity, fed vats of chemicals, corn, and whole cows, a gruesome automated process that ultimately led to burgers flowing off a treadmill.
user stood there smiling, he wasn't alone. The connections and friendships he cultivated on his journey paid off as an army of loli chefs was backed up behind him.
They grilled and assembled their hearts out, outproducing even the mighty machine.
The shadowy catgirls cried foul, "you can't do that, know your place, we are the rulers of the burg"
But user said "not anymore, Burger revolution!"

The flames rose high from the chemicals, as they burned the fowl place to the ground.
From out of the chaos a discovery was made
As they ate the burgs that they themselves had made they found a new flavor.
Serendipity had blessed one of the loli chef's mistakes, it was a flavor like no other, burger ambrosia.
user returned to his town, with the secret to making the ultimate gourmet burg.
The chains folded immediately upon the opening of user's restaurant.
Loli burg lovers from around the world come to visit user and partake of his ultimate gourmet burg.

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Why do they place little diapers on the burgs?

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so the shit inside dont slip out, silly doggo

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