Tell me a joke Sup Forumsnon

Tell me a joke Sup Forumsnon.

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my life

my life

my life

my life

A man walks into a bar. He says, "ouch."

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Kill Me Baby was a good show.

Guts walks into a bar. At the end of the bar past the barman is a jar of twenty dollar bills and Rapehorse. So Guts sits down and has a couple of drinks, but he keeps glancing down at the end of the bar. Finally he asks the bartender what the deal is with the Jar and Rapehorse.

"Well you see, I'm running a game." the bartender explain. It costs twenty dollars to play, but if you can make Rapehorse laugh you get the whole jar."

So Guts takes him up on the offer, puts a twenty in the jar, and thinks for a moment. Then he leans over and whispers something into Rapehorses ear. Rapehorse immediately burst out laughing and the bartender reluctantly hands over the jar.

So a few weeks later Guts visits the bar again. Sure enough, the Jar is filled with twenties again and Rapehorse is still standing next to it. Guts wants to play the game again expecting an easy win, but the bartender stops him.

"The game is a little different this time." he says. This time, you have to make Rapehorse cry."

So Guts, not to be put off, puts another twenty in the jar and thinks a moment. Then he leans over and shows rapehorse something the bartender can't see. Rapehorse immediately bursts into tears to the bartenders shock.

As Guts takes the jar of twenties the bartender stops him.

"Yo have to tell me." he said, "How did you make rapehorse laugh and cry? I didn't even think horses could do those things.

"Well," Guts says, "To make him laugh, I told him my bag is bigger than his. To make him cry, I proved it.

ore wa inochi

you're life

Their Lives.

My life, my life, now I speak of it as of something over, now as of a joke which still goes on, and it is neither, for at the same time it is over and it goes on, and is there any tense for that? Watch wound and buried by the watchmaker, before he died, whose ruined works will one day speak of God, to the worms.

My sex life

Last night I took a Viagra, but it got stuck in my throat. This morning I had a stiff neck.

Haruhi is definitely getting a season 3!

I love you.

I laught

Why did the Yasuna cross the road?

A trucker is driving down the road when he sees a black dude with his bike wanting to hitch a ride. He says "I don't have any space in the cab but you can go in the back where I'm delivering all the bowling balls." He happily hops in the back.
An hour later the trucker is pulled over for speeding, the officer is about to issue the ticket but then says "let me just check the back first." The trucker obliges. The cop sees the black dude, the bowling balls, and the bike and runs back up to the trucker scared and flipping out and says "you get the hell out of my county RIGHT NOW." The trucker drives off.
The officer gets back to his car, his partner asks, "what happened out there? Why'd you let him go?"
The cop says, "you'll never believe i mant, that fucking maniac was delivering a whole bunch of nigger eggs and one had already hatched and stolen a bike!"

Two years worth of glop.

The ED is catchy as fuck

What's tye difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over him.

this but unironically

What do you call a floating baby?
Dead.

Why?

The chances for a KMB season 2.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Tsundere makes a kickstarter and says "i-it's not like I want you to fund me, b-baka!!"

then mc says "that's fine I'm not gonna be a backer so don't call me that"

The accusative interrogative pronoun.

>starts a joke
>people ask what you want them to ask
>don't finish the joke

Two!

The accusative interrogative pronoun who?
Two who?

Knock knock.

>a whole bunch of nigger eggs
You got me.

>The accusative interrogative pronoun who
>who
It's "whom", you fucking simpleton.

2hu hijack lol!

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Who's there?

Your parents are glad to have you as their son.

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orange

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Life is like a box of chocolates,
It doesn't last as long for fat people.

orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Okay, that's a good one.

I never got this one

Having worked at a school full of Minions-obsessed kids, yes. Yes, I am glad.

Orange sounds like aren't you. Its a hard joke to tell.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Generally, you're supposed to start with several other knock-knock jokes with "banana" being there, and THEN do the orange bit.

You're supposed to say that banana's there for half a dozen times before finally saying orange.
He fucked it up.

>Orange sounds like aren't you.
wow that's a stretch

To get to the other side.
It's funny how few people don't realize that this is a suicide joke.

Your wiafu

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I never got this.

Is side= as in sidedish?

the other side == afterlife

youtube.com/watch?v=JjUIVLYj-9A

Give this a listen. My dad has been listening to this forever and it concerns me a bit.

Why did the duck cross the road? To prove it's not a chicken! [/spoile] ecks dee

Other side of the road/afterlife.

>Orange The Who
I like you, user.

doumo inochi-san

That was pretty good.

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I learn something new everyday

I know no jokes, but I can show you some magic trick!

flat chests

DONT DO IT

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I found it terribly repetative, to be honest. The first episode was the best, then in the following ones they were just relying on the same jokes over and over.

Shoot yourself