Was it gay to be flustered by this scene? The music didn't help either

Was it gay to be flustered by this scene? The music didn't help either.

the scene was shot to establish that cat is a nasty skank who's after rrg dick because he's good looking and /fit/ unlike the best girl Senjougahara

>"O-oh no! I like something!"
only faggots care if it's gay

Wait, so arrarraragi is swole? I thought he was a lanklet

it's only gay to be gay if you're gay

He's been fit the whole series.

Vamp gains. Also rrg isn't tall enough to be a lanklet, he's a 5'5" manlet, so more like a turbo-manlet.

Vampire powers juiced him up to maximum ottermode, Shinobu says as much in the same scene

He got fit because he turned into a vampire.

it's ok to be gay for RRRG

...

nope, it's not gay to want araragi to shove his dick into your ass.

The great thing about monogatari is not only are the girls top tier waifus, but the boys are too. If you don't want araragi's hot meat shoved into your ass you're simply gay.

Retard

Honestly, this. This series has the best possible doujins. Cute girls and also a hot fit dude who probably has a huge dick? That's just perfect, although a bit crushing if you set standards for your body after his ;_;

a bigger budget and oishi happened

It's a shame you can't ship this hot dude with a hot guy he puts his dick in :(

I love how kiss-shot towers over all of them is a nice detail

i dont know user, asians have small dicks thats a fact

So who would be the superior husbando: rrrg or Kaiki or Meme

Tall girls are the best, so it's natural that Shinobu would be the tallest by a good margin.

crabfag go wash your mouth, it reeks with kaiki sperm

no-fap

This, crabfags are the worst

>implying anime ''asians'' are even close to comparable to real asians

And Asians just can't get the body Araragi has. So at this point anything is possible.

Araragi would fuck around on you, Kaiki wouldn't give a fuck about you and Meme would never be around.
So your choices are a philanderer, a numb and loveless conman or an empty home.

You would be better off picking Dramaturgy who has shown himself to be of particularly solid moral capability and duty with little in the way of mental hang-ups. Just be aware you couldn't share meals together.

he's at a godtier ottermode tbqhwyfam

Perfectly achievable natty you fag

you catfags are sore losers.

What's exactly considered "ottermode" these days anyway? I thought you have to be like hairy or have a mature look in order to be an otter
Dude I'm not gonna invest years of my life on developing that body, I want my vampire genes too

I've been using Coalgirls for the series so far, who's the best available for Koyomimonogatari?

Commie of course

How do I get these glow spots in real life?

>tigger

AHHHHHHHHHH

>What's exactly considered "ottermode" these days anyway? I thought you have to be like hairy or have a mature look in order to be an otter
Totally wrong. Ottermode is simply achieved by being very skinny with low body fat percentage and doing calisthenics for toning. No lifting, cardio is optional. Araragi is fantasy-enhanced ottermode, his core tone is too prominent while his muscles aren't developed (twig arms, no traps, lats, shoulders, or delts, thin neck, etc.)

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She's wearing heels.

Her height is listed as 182 cm anyway.

Why's his watch on the right hand?

CHOOOOO

Ottermode is old busted, twink mode is the new hotness.

>Karen is as tall as Kiss-shot by Musubi

>180cm Japanese girl
Holy bazoonkers, she's crashing this show with no survivors.

says the guy into traps

>ara aragi will never cum inside of you

Stop posting, Hanekawa

sorry crab, can't her you gurgling Kaiki's thick sperm from your mouth

True though

>massive pecs
>thin lanky arms
looks wrong

>Was it gay to be flustered by this scene?
Yes, it was. It's gay to feel sexually attracted to masculinity.

>thinks it's gay to feel sexually attracted to masculinity.
>thinks its gay to want araragi's male meat in your tight yaoi hole

Now you sound gay.

This meme is overused

170cm = 5'6"
not tall at all.

oh my

>by Musubi

Shinobu calls it vanity.

5 feet 6 inches = 167.64 cm
5 feet 7 inches = 170.18 cm

still not tall tho

she is 5'11 or 180cm by musubi

>best girl Senjougahara

Reddit hates Senjougahara because they have no personality

>Reddit hates Senjougahara
t. Reddit

>Reddit hates Senjougahara because they have no personality
>they have no personality
What

redditgahara is loved at reddit

The only reasons he's got muscles is because of his vampirism. It happened rapidly so he might not be so well proportioned

I want to be Crab if you know what I mean.

redditgahara admitted she only liked araragi because he helped her with his weight issues, essentially she is the waifu for the self-inserting otaku loser who thinks being a nice-guy is something that needs to be rewarded with sex.

>toning

How about no?