Man dies after being sucked into MRI scanner at Indian hospital

theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/30/mri-scanner-india-death
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POO

A fatal case of you get what you pay for.

>The state government announced compensation of 500,000 rupees ($7,870) for the victim’s family.

Family dies. Get used 1999 Ford Escort as compensation.

Demonstration of MRI magnetic flux strength:
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Karmic justice. After all the shit he sprayed over the innocent streets of India it's only fitting that he'd get pushed through a sphincter shaped object

>Walking into a strong magnetic field with a cylinder of pure oxygen

He deserved it

worth

Do indians shit themselves when they die?

POO IN VACUUM

Was he looking for a toilet?

Where do you think curry comes from?

How does dat even happen?

I have become magnet MRI
destroyer of oxygen tanks

Indians are just lucky in general

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>Man carries oxygen tank next to giant deadly magnet
MRI machines don't "suck." They don't create vacuums. What the fuck is wrong with journalists? Are they all completely braindead?

He was wearing a dick ring. The magnets sucked his body into the machine.

>Family dies. Get used 1999 Ford Escort as compensation
Seems fair - the Escort works more often.

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The same sort of idiots who would leave the door open on a submarine.

I guess indians DO provide shitty medical services

Kek

Need pics

fuck

>walk into room with giant huge ridiculously powerful magnet carrying a cylinder of oxygen
>be surprised when you get killed

It says a doctor was arrested for negligence. Did that fucking poo doctor not even know these things are GIANT MAGNETS?!?!?

>Feces is magnetic
And they say Indians never discovered anything of merit in science.

>1488
today a leaf was not a faggot. I lol'd pretty hard

Holy shit

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every time

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Idk what it's like in Nip land, but western journalists are retarded

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Fucking hell m9

INDIAN DOCTORS ARE NOT DOCTORS

>Little Tom

Are too, they're all gastro-enterologists

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Professors of Exoproctology

The article says that a member of staff assured him it was switched off. That being said I wouldn't go anywhere fucking near an MRI with anything metal on me at all, nevermind what anyone tells me about it being on or off.

Imagine walking in wearing just a cock piercing through your mush-tip

>theguardian
archive that shit.

>1488
Checked and kek'd when the poo-ocaust comes to be, we shall use magnets

All I can really say is "lol india." Just so much incompetence I can't even put it into words.

>a member of staff assured him it was switched off.
FFS India: You don't "switch off" a fucking MRI, as it's a superconducting magnet that stays magnetic (with no power) unless you do a very expensive thing called a "quench".

MRI machines are loud as fuck when they're turned on.
Anybody with some common sense wouldn't go anywhere near it and the employee should have known it was on

There are two simple rules when dealing with MRI machines or any other high-T magnetic apparatus or experiment:

Rule #1 - The magnet is always on.
Rule #2 - The magnet is ALWAYS on.

Even if you're working with an apparatus that *can* be switched off without a quench, and even if you've been *assured* that it's been turned off, ALWAYS assume it's on and act appropriately.

10/10 leaf

How do we weaponize MRI? Shall we drop them on pakis?

>How do we weaponize MRI?
It's called a railgun

It'd be a gausgun, not a railgun.

To-may-to, to-mah-to

India's mad scientists are trying to create the God Empooror, this was but another failed attempt.

Just call it the POOKILLA

I don't like magnets. Does anyone else know this feel?

So it looks like you can just buy these magnets. Interesting.

How exactly was he killed? By being crushed by the oxygen tank? Getting sucked into the moving bits? Having the iron sucked out of his blood Magneto style?

wow! i didn t know mri s suck that hard O.o

>1488
You’re a big guy

Gen Z is gonna be alright.

It was a liquid oxygen tank, used to work with it. It is cryogenic, stored under ~100psi around -185C. If it got into someone’s lungs in a liquid form, as was reported in this instance, they may as well be inhaling liquid nitrogen.

How does this even happen? Fucking poos

For R-selected people that's too much

All poos are the same, they all act like they know exactly what they're doing and should be trusted but in reality they fuck everything up, have absolutely no idea what they're doing or talking about and generally avoid any real work when it comes along.

"Okay sir but what we need to do is we need to take the oxygen tank into the magnet room and but what we need to do is connect the tank to put the oxygen in the room."

"That seems dangerous are you sur..."

"Yes everything is safe the magnet is off sir." *Bobbles head aggressively for doubting him*

*Walks into room with oxygen tank and explodes out the other side of the MRI*

>get back to work after taking a shit
>get sucked into MRI machine
>*seinfeldthememp3*

>man had died from inhaling liquid oxygen that leaked from the cylinder.
>It is thought the cylinder was damaged after hitting the machine.

>In 2014 two hospital workers sustained injuries when they were pinned between an MRI machine and a metal oxygen tank for four hours at a hospital in New Delhi.

>In 2001, a six-year-old boy undergoing an MRI scan in New York was killed when a metal oxygen tank flew towards the machine and crushed his skull.

For fucks sake, stop carrying metal cylinders near the strongest magnets on earth.
You need to be brain damaged to take metal anything near these things.

Oh god my sides have left the solar system

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>The victim’s uncle said Maru had been asked to carry the cylinder by the junior staff member who assured him the machine was switched off.
>the junior staff member
>assured him the machine was switched off.
>the machine was switched off.

MRI operator trained neurologist here. You don't turn off MRI magnets. Ever. They are always on. This is the only way you turn the magnet off, and it costs upward of $500k each time you do.

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I just went through an Indian portal with a 40 and a blunt

Checked and kekd

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Of course it's India

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Read the link? The man had an oxygen tank and was told by staff t was ok to go inside while the MRI was still on. Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Gauss guns fires plasma
It'd be a rail gun

Your being really biased here, it was an Eddie Bauer edition

My fucking sides

"thats my boy"

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In India, a half a cent will buy you a cup of coffee.
A pack of smokes is about 30 cents and a box of cuban cigars is a few bucks.
7,870 would probably buy you two dozen shit-houses. You could rent them out or turn them into pic related.

A railgun relies on the projectile completing the circuit between two rails. A gauss/coilgun has electromagnets around the barrel.
A plasma gun is a plasma gun.

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i am losing my shit

That's what he gets for going into a sideways loo.
The toilet witch got him.

[Seizure intensifies]

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THEY PROSECUTED PEOPLE SO AT LEAST INDIA IS MODERN

I don't get it. Why the legs?

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>I don't get it. Why the legs?
>>>/reddit/

You know what is super scary about this? After finally getting a long over due MRI (moved States and dragged me feet a little bit) my first MRI was scheduled for today. I was already nervous because I didn’t know how I was going to react. Well I took a shit before leaving for the doctors office and I was reading the Drudge Report and what story do I see? This one in the OP. I almost backed out but my spine is killing me so I risked it. I was scared shitless the whole time.

Just don't go to pajeet doctors.