How would the governments of the word react if the existence of Magical Girls...

How would the governments of the word react if the existence of Magical Girls, Kyubey and the Magical Girl system were publicly, frankly and candidly revealed to the entire world, in a forum like the United Nations?

On a lighter note, why is Madoka so pure and innocent?

Kyuubey will be pissed at how the effort of phychologists and a good amount of anti-depressants prevented them all from turning into witches

Because she is saving her purity for Homura. But can she keep doing that from the terrible T-Rex?
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Outcome A:
>humans strike a deal with the incubators
>harness a share of the power from grief seeds
>magical girls are enlisted and trained to maximize output
>wishes become tightly regulated, all defectors are crushed by the magical girl cartels
>every country enacts its own strategic magical girl reserve
>oil industry collapses
>Africa and South Asia becomes rich off their human-misery-powered energy output

Outcome B:
>incubators attempt a cover-up
>convince a few dumb-ass girls to wish the world forgot about magical girls
>this has already happened several times in human history

>implying the UN isn't already infested with (((incubators)))

>UN
Nobody would care

To The Stars

>UN
"Kyubey" is a metaphor. He is nothing but filthy Jewish capitalists. The magical girl system represents a society with a systemized administration structure like capitalistic exploitation of girls.

This

He and I do.

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They would pair sayaka with homura.

>>Africa and South Asia becomes rich off their human-misery-powered energy output
megucas are powered by bourgeois / first world problems, though?

Then he would laugh about how ineffecitive they are.

>no reply

What the fuck.

>why is Madoka so pure and innocent?
She is not.
She is really lewd girl.

Prob take advanage themselves somehow, it has the power to prolong the universe imagine how little you'd need to power earth?

Doesn't work lol

Not canon

Outcome B is more likely

Also could be true.

True, the UN would put out a statement and nothing would come of it beyond talk and words.

Deep dude

No you won't motherfucker

Pretty much

Have one

IRK?

Not canon.

It was good stuff, you have to have shit tastes to dislike it.

I didn't dislike it at all, (ingoring the dinosaurs) it was hot, I fapped to it. Doesn't make it any less strange.

>Not canon.
That has never stopped us.

I have a question for everyone ITT.

If Madoka started licking your dick lovingly while looking up at you, how would your dick react to that?

I didn't imply that you have shit tastes, I am saying that people who dislike that must be mentally challenged.

...

Did you tell mum your peepee feels funny when you look at cartoons?

I'm holding the leash.

No. Madoka belongs to all of us!

This.

Answer this

I would grab her head and ram my iron-hard dick down her throat.

Look at her. Imagine how comfy her throat is.

*blocks your path*