/ptg/ President Trump General - SOTU PREDICTIONS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump has lunch w/UNSC 1/29/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swear in HHS Sec Azar 1/29/18
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>AG Sessions in PA on crime 1/29/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets Danish FM Samuelsen 1/29/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence visits the 6 gorillion 1/29/18
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>DoE Video: Energy Dominance 1/29/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/29/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #26 (Lara) 1/29/18
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>TrumpTV True Leadership (Jeff Ballabon) 1/29/18
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>DHS Sec Nielsen on Fox 1/28/18
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>Mooch on Fox 1/28/18
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>WH Vid: FLotUS Melania remembers the 6 gorillion 1/27/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/Pol FM Czaputowicz 1/27/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump speech/q&a @Davos 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Swiss Pres Berset Bilateral meet 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Rwanda Pres Kagame 1/26/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in ROK 1/26/18
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>AG Sessions on terrorism and immigration 1/26/18
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>AG Sessions Swears in DEA Special Agents 1/26/18
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MAGA
NEW BAKER NEEDED

Who here /insomnia/?

Don't forget, you're here forever.

Awoo

Is it really possible to release the Memo when Madam Mueller is in charge of USA?

How will the media attempt to discredit this memo that's about to blow the lid on their entire story?

Just double checking but SOTU is in 13 bongs and a handful of bings?

>Economics
>talking about the WTO and world trade
>teacher brings up the world trade centre onto the screen in class
>involuntarily start laughing at 9/11 pics
>stunned silence
Sup Forums has ruined me

G-guys, Trump hasn't tweeted yet....

Me but I'l halfway through a bottle of Johnnie Walker blue and the rest will put me to sleep

hahaha that image

im hoping he dumps the entire memo over the SOTU with everyone watching

Haven't slept more than a few hours since Thursday. Have the flu though, so guessing that's why.

The anticipation is really getting to me.

Thanks for baking, brother

He's gathering power.

She voted to release the memo

Fucking hell lads why are republicans always on the bad side of history?

GUESS WHO'S ON JOE

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Everytime some ahkbar fucks shit up I have a hard time not to laugh when shit get's mentioned

would be even better with
>bing
>bing
>wahoo!

I bring out the bants everytime theres an attack, fuck 'too soon' I'm done with that shit

Don't worry Bongbro. After Bush made a mockery out of it during the Iraq war, burgers jumped in on the banter en masse.

Link related still makes me chuckle

youtu.be/brrfbtB4ujM

Pelosi nearly dooked her drawers last night on Cuomo. Is Trump going to read the memo during the State of the Union speech? He is a showman and SOTU is like the pay-per-view event. The transcript won't be released early and that hasn't happened in half a century.

youtube.com/watch?v=B03MMlRF0sg

You mean 13 burgers and a small order of fries

r/ing someone shoop april into that pic

You know remember that Kasich lasted longer in the primary than Ted Cruz

Cheers, mate.

There is no such thing as too soon.

>Lock the doors to the Senate.
>Surrounded by SS agents.
>I've got this memo here, let me read some of it.
>Incredible right? But not as incredible as this—
>Allow me to introduce my friend Tom DeLonge.
>Ayyyyyy lmaooooo.
>Who wants to go to the fucking stars? Yeah? Well it's whites only so FUCK OFF.

by a few hours

> The transcript won't be released early and that hasn't happened in half a century.
Oh right, I completely forgot about that. Don't these events usually have an early transcript of what the President is gonna say? Talking points and all that. And they're actually not released yet?

someone have a link to the piers morgan interview?

good fucking goy mike penze

>a small order of fries

>the right side of history
>100,000 years in the future
>humans are long extinct
>aliens from outer space arrive and pick through the derelict remnants of our civilizations
>somehow recover archives of twitter
>find your post
>”haha, yeah! this pink haired faggot really was right!”

I missed Kasich, he makes these useless and dumb analogies, and is boredom and pain even for the shitlibs that take his interview

Tucc inbound on F&F

TUCC TIME ON F&F

SOTU will have been written by Kuchner and Ivanka.

Get ready for some more immigration 'love ins'!

Fuck off Amerimutt this board is for whites only

TUCC coming up on Fox and Friends!

> Russia gets investigate for over a year
> Not a single shred of evidence of collusion

> FBI keeps showing extreme bias against Trump and various scenarios where they glossed over and hid evidence that would paint Hillary and Co. in bad light
> NOTHING TO SEE HERE. IMPEAC!!! RUSSIA!!! MULLER PLEASE HURRY

Ah, the Joe loving faggots here won't put it on, they're to busy for Tucker ! Sad !

Next time try to use your imagination a little. That was fucking weak. Do you play football or something?

>Imagine being a Drumpftard in 2016.

>Now imagine being a Drumpftard in 2018.

>Now imagine yourself being a Drumpftard not in it simply for the lulz.

>Imagine even further that you're still a Drumpftard, even though the lulz ended in 2016.

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It's surreal that liberals are defending the fbi/cia.

jeeze golly gee gosh darnit

Awoo

>Starts advocating Americans deserve the same special treatment as Israelis
>Article suddenly transitions to censoring the word God

>not being a Drumpftard until you die and intentionally destroying the country all for the lulz
Cuck

This cunt fucked our state by pissing off Trump.

KEK
>This would be BEST SOTU EVER.

Pelosi refers to someone named Dennis Nunes, can't explain how intelligence works & asks if there is one person in IC that would say [releasing memo] is not reckless? Cuomo responds: FBI Dir. Wray who viewed the memo...Pelosi replies incoherently: You dk what you're talking about

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Top lel

Sorry— i watch hannity

>lulz ended in 2016
Imagine being this wrong

Awoo

Surprise Tucc edition of frens!

T U C C

Hate to break it to you, but your state has been fucked since before Kasich.

Tucker is about to tucc Ainsley

We're stuck together. Forever.

Let us march to the future, in the glorious Imperium of Trump.

I-Is it too early for Tucking?

>it's a Tucker flirts with Ainsley episode again

How does he do it?

>he gets his opinions from f&f

Very comfy !

>F&F shitting on bug eye Schiff

I'd watch that for a dollar

>AND YOUR OTHER WORLDSHIP

This streams got a comfy live chat.

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Is Trump aware that mud immigrants will never vote red? He's gonna deport a lot of them if he wants to win Florida for example in 2020.

13 burgers


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>We're stuck together. Forever.
Until the race war. I recommend escaping to the el goblino island

/comfy/ asf

>President concludes SOTU by forcibly putting Nancy Pelosi in a canon and firing her into the Potomac River. Ratings landslide.

Does anyone here like Trump, think hes a pretty good president
But at the same time hate the cringey "fandom" around him
Like readts wearing meme shirts with MAGA hates
or retards endlessly posting
>AWOO AWOOO AWOOOOOOOO
like a god damn mentally handicapped cow
I can't be alone on this, right?
is it just redditors that do this dumb shit?

Sorry fags, but donald trump — or as I like to call him, DRUMPF — just signed his political death sentence with the amnesty. As a result you will see the following:

>blue wave sweeps congress in 2018
>drumpf gets impeached over nothing
>it’s finally #herturn in 2020

And just to be clear: this is all coming from someone who not only supported drumpf since the ride down that fateful golden escalator, but I also spent over 1,000$ bux on maga gear which is roasting in a bonfire as we speak.

Yeah it sucks dick but it’s time to face the facts: The movement is over.

Wrong timeline.

Despite what the Leftists say, Trump is unifying us.

t. Share blue

Tucker was never this serious when he was a co host on F&F weekends

Never! He's already buried Schiff

>that woman on the far right
>Latino

BASED!

Tucker's a big dude. Manlet Kilmeade cant compete.

>camo hat

Are you in Iraq?

Depends on how things go. A race war isn't a thing that happens anyway, it would probably end up being "Democrats vs. Republicans", but Republicans are overwhelmingly white. And Democrats would collapse to infighting because it turns out black people in the ghetto hate white liberals anyway.

He's deporting millions already, with tens of millions more in March when DACA expires, in addition to the tens of thousands of Somalis he's deported from the Midwest and ~200k Hatians he's revoked visas for, he's encouraged ICE to adopt a hardline stance, up to and including denying anchor babies legal representation so they can be deported immediately.

Your not alone, but stuff on anonymous forums doesn't really count.
Politics is supposed to be a private matter, but to be fair it does get harder and harder to keep it that way as the months go on post-Obama.

Hey guys check out this black guy in a MAGA hat
FUCKING BASED!

Ainsley sounds a bit overcome by the Tucc

>white liberals
>Yeah, (((white)))

>filthy wetback vermin need to be back in their shithole
Tucker, NO!

I agree. Joeposters are the only ones intelligent enough to just be here for the hard hitting political discussion — and the only ones brave enough to question trump when he fucks up.

What's even with the DeLonge meme? A guy that sang about fucking dogs comes out with confirmed DoD ufo vids and people just accept it as if it was absolutely normal

>Shills actually think Trump will sign amnesty
Are you this retarded? The White House deal is obviously just a framing game, so that when the Supreme Court shoots down DACA Trump and Republicans can say "See? We tried everything we could to save them, but Democrats care more about playing politics than Dreamers"

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I really hope POTUS is well hydrated tonight, having a dry mouth sounds horrible

>doesn't like meme politics
>posts meme frog

>KNEE
>HIGH
>LEATHER
>BOOTS