The most valuable thing on her were her panties

>the most valuable thing on her were her panties
What does it mean?

Kazuma is best boy, mc, and alpha

A goddess' panties are pretty valuable.

It means Kazuma is a cuck.

Panties are a very recent invention, medieval societies wouldn't have them. Let's just assume that, for some reason, they do have them: they certainly would not be the 'cute' type Japanese perverts think about.

when adventurers prioritize pretty over functional equipment, they would absolutely have cute underwear

No, just no.

Shut up, nerd.

No rainbow pimp gear? But how will they get simultaneous bonuses to mana regen and underwater basket weaving?

>when adventurers prioritize pretty over functional equipment
You've clearly never played an rpg

That's probably why they're so valuable then. Rare as fuck.

rare enough that rando adventurer girls have them? yeah, sure

>Chris
>Random Adventurer

What? You do realize she is Eris right?

>when adventurers prioritize pretty over functional equipment, they would absolutely have cute underwear
Adventurers would almost undoubtedly prioritize function over a useless luxury good like panties.

Now if those girls were streetwalkers or something, then yeah, lingerie makes sense. But adventurers? There's no fucking chance.

It's an isekai with magic.

Chris wasn't the only one he threatened, the other girls acted like they also had panties to steal. Were they also goddesses in disguise?

Panties are a girl's soul. That's why Aqua is nopan.

medieval societies dont have washing machines, Chlorine or other disinfectants for clean panties of smegma and menstrual blood.

He has high luck so he stole what he really wanted

medieval societies also didn't eat hamburgers or speak japanese or hunted dragons or wore implausible armor

>Now if those girls were streetwalkers or something, then yeah, lingerie makes sense. But adventurers? There's no fucking chance.

This, I hate when medieval characters use all those stupid clothes: lingeries and stocking are out-of-place when they are hunting monsters.

>medieval societies wouldn't have them

What about magitech societies?

magical, self-cleaning panties

>self-cleaning

What a shame.

Panties of a virgin girl is pretty valuable imo

I hope you're not implying an experienced girl is worth less than a virgin girl

And what are YOU trying to imply, normalfag?

He likes his girls to have experience, that's why his bulls get to try them out first and give him sloppy seconds.

I hope you're not implying used goods are worth a damn.

Fashion is a thing in that universe.

What if she had her pads?

Megumin has the best panties.

those panties must be great quality

You're thinking way too hard about the world setting of a light novel.

I daresay GODLIKE

Nah, that flat handsome boy isn't the same as this perfect goddess.

They didn't speak any other language modern people would understand either.

Something similar to a hamburger is possible though.

I know, right? Everyone knows Eris is stacked.

Carrying his cute wife

what, fashionsouls? dragon's dressup? i'm not a try hard. i have fun

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Right

They would look great on my bedroom floor

You know what else would look good on the floor? Pic related.
Very sexually suggestive, watch out.

>sloppy seconds
Not a cuck but the idea of sloppy seconds is pretty hot to me, but I think it's because I like cum play and the one who pumped their cum into the hole before me would have to be a futa.

>anime is illogical
OMG

Is the goddess of debt trying to imply something?

Aqua's panties are rare. According to books, she made them invisible.

PRAISE ERIS

I don't get it

The way the clothes and the staff were left on the floor in a rush implies sex.

No it doesn't, I leave my stuff on the floor all the time and I never have sex.

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>>They didn't speak any other language modern people would understand either.
This is incorrect, Icelandic is mostly identical to Old Norse, which has been spoken during the viking age. Also, Middle German isn't that hard to grasp if you speak modern Standard German well enough. And for Middle Low German, if you speak Low German chances are you understand anyway, same goes for Frisian languages. I don't know about non-germanic languages, although I imagine it to be similar for the Slavic languages and the Romance languages.

They were left in front of the entrance door. This implies that Megumin and Kazuma were kissing and couldn't wait to have sex while heading home.

It's the context user. You're a little too pure.

If Aqua wore panties, what kind of panties would she wear?

that power was supposed to steal what the user wants to steal from the enemy.

But kazuma is a horny boy ,so he was thinking of getting her naked , that's why she can only steal girl's pantsu.

inb4 50 (you)s

She does wear panties. She made them invisible. See If they were visible it would be shimapan.

How does her panties smell like?

Making them invisible is even more slutty than not wearing any at all

Piss.

How does her panties smell like? (pic related)

She's an idiot... remember.

How long would Lalatina withstand a hug from this guy?

That explains why he stole Beldia's head as well.

An idiot would simply forget to wear them

Only a slut would make the conscious decision to make the panties she wears invisible.

Lalatina laughs off explosions and can bench press island sized hydras.

Lalatina stronk.

Physically? Forever

Mentally? For like 5 seconds.

>laughs off
Not quite, it's mentioned that she wouldn't have survived if Aqua hadn't healed her in the novel.

Keep in mind this was back when Darkness was a lvl 7 crusader. She has gained a few levels since then.

>the most valuable thing on her were her panties
The most valuable thing to Kazuma on her person was her panties

Problem solved!

>can bench press island sized hydras.
W-what?

>Volume 7
Kazuma's band, along with other adventurers in Axel took on a Hydra.

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I'll tell you two secrets:

Eris wears pads

Aqua doesn't wear panties

So, if she some day really wants to snuu-snuu....?

If Aqua doesn't wear panties, why do we never see the goods?

>not even a bikini bottom

Goddess don't need genitals.

Scumzuma's ice spells and energy drain are going to be the only things keeping his pelvis intact.

There will be nothing left for Megumin.

devine magic

>go on a long adventure
>bring only 1 large bottle of water
>piss into Aqua's mouth when you have to pee
>shove the bottle inside her when she has to pee it back out
>have a full bottle of crystal clear water again

And people say Aqua isn't useful

Endless recycling? This is a cheat ability.

ERIS PADS HER CHEST

Is this what autism looks like?

A girl's panties are the representation of a girl's soul

She paid to get them back so clearly he was onto something.

Alternatively

You're using mana for create water. Mana is a resource, create water is therefore not a cheat ability.

that perverts will pay top dollar for her warm wet panties

The world of KonoSuba used to more advanced a hundred years ago.

Really makes you think.

Yeah...Aqua screwed it up by giving a NEET the ability to make superweapons but never gave him the knowledge to know he shouldn't.

That wasn't a screw-up, that's actually the greatest thing Aqua ever accomplished.

>implying panties of the Goddess aren't a divine artifact of the highest value

magical invisibility is not the same thing as see-through

looking forward to the spinoff art

Konosuba's world is not a medieval society, it is a fantasy rpg world that has been heavily influenced by the resurrected japanese boys Aqua sent there.
It wouldn't be impossible for panties to exist in that kind of world.

You are underestimating how useful underwear is.