Im in Cuba

Im in Cuba.

What do?

Thanks for the flag.

fuck a dollar hooker
post pics

smoke cigars

give money to doctors

Los cayos?

It's a Cuban tradition to build a shitty raft and head for Florida. Do that.

Cayo santa maria

Get the fuck off Sup Forums and go to the beach you autist. Enjoy your cigars and have a good time.

Fuck 100 hooker.

Not be on your phone like a liberal piece of shit when you’re on vacation.

take pictures of the dilapidated buildings and rusted out old cars.
show off the fruits of 5 decades of socialism.

Kys

Drink cheap commie rum and sit back?

Jack off on those feet

look at how excited Mexico is by the thought of a Cuban hooker. top kek. Gracias, amigo

smoke cigars

then kys

This, orgy with pics.

>being this hateful and insecure

NO FUN ALLOWED. DONT LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, FILTHY LIBERAL. VACATE. GO RECREATE NOW.

try and trade food for a blowjobs from some ones wife

My grandfather (on my Puerto Rican side of the family) says that Castro was actually more of a fascist and only called it the "communist party" to get better relations with the USSR since they both had an enemy of the USA
maybe ask around about it or something, but maybe try and not get yourself killed by saying wrong thing

>show off the fruits of 5 decades of socialism.
Implying America is and better. Look at the rust belt, new jersey, Idaho, and the south

You latins fuckin slay me. Is there some inside knowledge among all of you that Cuba has your part of the world's most primo hooker-pussy? I know that Ecuadorians, Bolivians and people from Paraguay are donkey-fuckers, but Mexico, Argentina, Chile, Venezuela, Costa Rica--these countries have to have numerous, attractive, somewhat-European-looking women, amirite?

>embargo a country for decades
>hehe their cars old!!!
A bunch of capitalist countries in the carribean are way worse than Cuba.

NEW FLAG FOR MY COLLECTION

this will make a fine edition to my collection

Next to cayo Santa Maria, is cayo Guillermo (you need to cross by car "el piedraplen", that sort of bridge made by dropping rocks to the water, from Morón).
In Cayo Guillermo there's a beautiful beach called Playa Pilar, in front of that beach there's a small island called Cayo Media Luna. That was the private island of Fulgencio Batista, you can visit it, there are boat trips from playa pilar. Maybe from your cayo you can take a boat too.
Also, you can do some snorkel, eat like a pib in the buffet, get wasted with some canadians, dance with some cuban qts, enjoy, it's a fucking paradise and people is nice.
Buy the cigars from the official stores, don't trust someone that promises you cohibas for a few cucs.
Are you spending all your time in the cayos?
The nautas card you use for internet, is still 2 cucs for 30 minutes? That will be a expensive shitposting.

Try to go to the beach. Also go see some stuff. Cuba is tight

Find evidence of a sonic weapon.

Then post photos of tall, athletic, caramel colored beauties.