This guy is 99% norwegian

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His eyes look so black and soulless.

Nah half serb

I thought he was a serb or something like that

So?

He's like a shitty retarded xerox of mike cernobitch
Dem tiny weasel eyes lmao

>Mike Enoch literally never claimed to be half Norwegian
>obvious slide thread
>OP is an obvious nigger that can’t attack Mike Enoch on an intellectual basis and has to resort to character assassination

Not all scandis have blonde hair and blue eyes, case and point, my dads grandparents all came from sweden, his dna test says he's 66% scandi, 14% finnish, 10% northwest euro etc. He's pretty swarthy, black hair and hazel eyes.

he's got beady jew rat eyes

No pictures in this thread show a norwegian looking person.

Wrong. Those guys are Norwegian.

>I don't understand what phenotypes are

the post

Stop embarrassing yourself

Mike Enoch is good, but he does claim to have Norwegian ancestry. I personally think the East European side is more, physical prevalent.

Also Mike, if you read this, BRING BACK GHOUL! I liked everyone on the show, but Ghoul cracked me up the most

he should grow a viking beard, that would look legit af due to nordic genetics

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This is how some norwegians look, but there is also different types of norwegians. Alpinoid is not very common here.

This is a pic of my family from 1862.

Ghoul was fucking horrible, he went on 40 minute tangents are trivial bullshit from his daily life

He looked more nordic when he was younger.. he seems to have become more swarthy as he got older kek. It's all good tho, I love Mike and the whole TRS crew.

girl on the left is cute

>Nordic
Stop using words you don't know the meaning of. He looks just like Western Norwegians

You should see my sister

Why wouldn't he lie about his testing results? He's lied about plenty else.

Calm down Mike

He looks 100% retarded.

>tfw not seeing user's sister
why live?

he just needs to lose weight for fuck sake

And 1% Potato?

I don't care what he looks like desu.

He probably has some Sami blood. Decades ago that was not something you talked about here, so his ancestors wouldn't have told their children.

In Northern Norway you can find people with more Eastern features pretty regularly.

>He's lied about plenty else.

Like what?
His wife? He didn't lie, he just kept it to himself. He had been married 10yrs before he got woke on the JQ.

another alt-righter married to a jew?
who's left?

Judging by the extra chromosomes he has probably 3% potato

I'll use whatever words I want

I am 100% Finnish and I have an uncle who looks pretty close to Mike Enoch.

This is not a phenotype that is impossible for Norwegians.

Absolute mad lad

That's a hate crime. Report yourself to your nearest cultural enrichment center for correctional education.

>an entire race of mouthbreathers

This

I met Sven and Mike at a pool party once. I should have never gone. You known the saying never meet your heroes? Well this was the case. The pool party was fun we were shooting the shit drinking and yelling out Low Energy Jim. I'm from the desert so I'm not around water often. I saw that Sven had a pool and asked if I could go in. He agreed and I spent an hour in the pool. During that time i was wondering why everyone avoided the pool. Dreadfully I know the reason why. I passed out on a giant floating duck with a beer in hand. I was awaken by the feeling that someone was above me. I opened my eye to see that Sven on top. We locked eyes and I saw Sven, what the fuck I said. I threw Sven off of me and yelled for help. The guys from the pool party made a crowd and just looked at me as I yelled for help. I told everyone what Sven did and out came Mike stumbling around while munching on a quarter pounder from McDonalds. I yelled to Mike that Sven tried to sexually assault me! Mike said hmmm here's the thing. He then proceeded to lick his greasy fat fingers. Sven then pulled my trunks down and pinned me down onto the cold concert floor next to the pool. Sven then pulled his pants off too. To my shark I saw that he was circumcised. Sven put me on my stomach and proceeded to open my ass checks. He yelled at Ghoul to hand him a TRS labeled Water Bottle which in actuality was just filled with pool water. Be began to stick his finger into my sphincter with the pool water. I tried to scream but before I could Jim from the Fatherland poured Zink into my mouth. Mike then stuffed my mouth with a TRS oven mitt that he stole from Jim.

I screamed on the inside due to my mouth being stuffed with Jim's TRS oven mitt. Ghoul was beginning to get aroused by this. He then proceeded to ask the group of guys from the pool party for pictures of their penis to prove they weren't Jewish. As he took a Polaroid photo of Mikes circumsized penis Ghoul went on a rant about he was no longer a degenerate like in his youth. Sven began to get rougher yelling at Mike to make sure that they were using his Yeti Microphone to capture the best audio possible for the paywall cucks. Sven complimented me on my slim and delicate body noting that I was far more feminine than his manish Puerto Rican wife. Sven then took the TRS oven mitt out of my mouth and jammed his tongue into mine. Jazzhands held me down while Sven stood up and proceeded to play with my penis with his foot telling me that I was low energy like Jim and that he'd fix me by turning me into a real girl. Sven then proceeded to preform the ungodly act of defiling my rectum. He said I was tight like the 17 year old that Ghoul fucked. He pounded faster and harder. He punched me in the back of the head and told me to yell out Nick Nico ni. I initially refused but another strike from him changed my toon.

All that could be heard were the yells of Nico Nico nii. Alex McNabb fearing that the neighbors would discovery their secret then played an Ad for Mike and the Mad WOP on loop on Sven's $700 speakers that he got from his Jewish financiers. McNabb as usual loves interrupting everything. This time I was grateful because he started shrieking that Traps aren't gay. In that very instant Sven finished and I felt my stomach filling up with his seamen. As my asshole twitched Sven then walked over to Alex and agreed. Mike then said nah nah we're not having this argument again. Sven then said yea because you know we're right. It then turned into a heated 20 minute debate about whether or not traps are gay.
That horrible day ended with Spencer giving me a ride back to the motel I was staying at. It was a very long & awkward silent ride. Before arriving I started crying Richard didn't know how to react so he used the seamen in my hair to give me a fashy hairdo. I stepped out of the car when we arrive at my motel. Before I could get too far away from the car Spencer yelled out You do know that you're still a virgin right Hahahaha? He then played this song
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and hightailed it out of there.

Shark eyes

Mike is the man though despite all his issues. None of us are perfect and purity spiraling is gay af

Ghoul was the worst. They constantly gave him pity laughs as he went on for hours about how some SJW he saw was a 'poopy butthole'.

Ghoul had sex with an underage boy and TRS knew about it.