/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - They Have To Go Back Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) poolreports.kinja.com/ publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump has lunch w/UNSC 1/29/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swear in HHS Sec Azar 1/29/18
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>AG Sessions in PA on crime 1/29/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets Danish FM Samuelsen 1/29/18
youtu.be/xB9nq3wauRU
>WH Video: VP Pence visits the 6 gorillion 1/29/18
youtu.be/nI_hvQJnfY4
>DoE Video: Energy Dominance 1/29/18
youtu.be/3TiZ92HXLd0
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/29/18
youtu.be/Kk4gQ3mVI4s
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #26 (Lara) 1/29/18
youtu.be/lfGnblqdUeA
>TrumpTV True Leadership (Jeff Ballabon) 1/29/18
youtu.be/nqZG78awS_M
>DHS Sec Nielsen on Fox 1/28/18
youtu.be/GJmqlmCGvAA
>Mooch on Fox 1/28/18
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>WH Vid: FLotUS Melania remembers the 6 gorillion 1/27/18
youtu.be/9ilzvrRpFO0
>SoS T-Rex presser w/Pol FM Czaputowicz 1/27/18
youtu.be/Vh_P5i5HIQk
>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/26/18
youtu.be/xS8qU0rNbEM
>Pres Trump speech/q&a @Davos 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Swiss Pres Berset Bilateral meet 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Rwanda Pres Kagame 1/26/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in ROK 1/26/18
youtu.be/feWgsJjTl-g
>AG Sessions on terrorism and immigration 1/26/18
youtu.be/R7hFccvFdZc
>AG Sessions Swears in DEA Special Agents 1/26/18
youtu.be/nQUVj6k7Tm8

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OP IS LEAVING

SORT YOURSELVES OUT!

Liberals are losing their shit, they are calling this a coup.
This has to be the comfiest timeline possible

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Bigots BTFO

START MINING

reddit.com/r/politics/comments/7u3g35/gop_lawmaker_asks_capitol_police_to_arrest/

Second Dossier is a laundered version of the first dossier

SIX HOURS NINE MINUTE TO MAKE A WHITE BABY BEFOER TH TATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

post memes that came true

NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

Should I open up an Etrade account and invest traditionally or should I be autistic and start mining?

Tired of being middle class.

Ready to get BTFO by Black Panther, Drumpfshits?

>making up rights out of thin air
Constitution does not approve

>illegally staying in a country
>right

>IRS deposited my tax refund this morning
Well that was fast

Oh my.

do you lads like muscular women?

>"cleaning" LEO agencies
sauce of someone in the Trump admin or GOP using that very word?

LADS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

It ends tonight.

The state of the U.K.

>90's TV show CGI

Oh boy

obama was the russian pawn, this is all to deflect how he gave russia crimea

>SORT YOURSELVES OUT!

Thanks for baking, i will take it up then.

Disband the FBI

>firing a couple of crooked agents
>cleansing
The melodrama is strong with them

it's the CGI getting worse or disney didn't put much money into this movie?

I want the State of the Union address to be a "Running Man" episode, from the Arnold movie.

Randomly pull Democrat illegal alien guests out of the crowd, and toss them into an arena to escape pursuing ICE agents.

Former Trump officials can be special hunters, like Paul "Manslaughter" Manafort, Michael "Flamethrower" Flynn.

I'd pay to watch that live.

If that's true, surely there would be no problem with checking residency then.

>here's my dubious "dossier" claiming drumpf is into piss fetishism
>here's another one made by a friend that mention the same event, so it's totally true

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Official, if Mike's office

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Are we gonna have throwing of shoes at the SOTU?

That looks SO BAD.

fit women yes
not muscle girls, the one you posted ins't too bad but pushing it, for my personal taste

>ethnostate nigger nation requires literal magic metal to be relevant
What did they mean by this?

It really must be happening huh?

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What did RCP mean by this

These niggers.

>affirmative action the movie
pass.

oh look. a redditor just recently learned of the reichstag fire and NotLN. he's so smart with his comparison to today's politics

LET'S GET IT ON

>Hail merry
It's obvious these soyboy faggots have never even played football

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I think so

No they don't you dumb nog, I bet she really believes it

Post your newsfu

Holy shit these people are undone

It's a rumor, but he's not the only one saying it.

If true, it completely wipes out any Dem response to his speech. Everyone will be focused on the memo.

How many bongs till the SOTU?

Dana NO!

Stop fucking posting this Twitter nobody you fucking nigger.

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>"hail merry"

>Disband the FBI
no please
I want to be an HRT operator

This looks like an episode of Reboot

>Verified accounts are all Jews.
You know, Sup Forums predicted this year or two ago.

from the dictionary
>coup, noun
>sudden, violent, or illegal seizure of power from government
muellers witch hunt is more of a coup than what the gop is doing, which is cementing power it already posseses and reasserting rule of law by getting rid of crooked law enforcement

Wake me up when the CGI team is 90% "hella diverse"

that's a lot of makeup

They shat out a movie and hoped "diversity" would sell it.

I wish he'd destroy the cia

>tfw my name is Michael/Mike

I am embarrassed by my Hebrew name and cut dick.

what did she mean by that?

T-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>How many bongs till the SOTU?

6

oy vey

can I get a source on this?

Take that back. Reboot was entertaining.

ENFORCING THE LAW IS A COUP

IMPEACH BLUMPFTTTTTFFFT

Fuck off Mike quit posting your tweet.

I admit, Ryan using the word "cleanse" is fucking hilarious and I hope that he
>a b s o l u t e l y
meant it.

One Alphabet agency at a time, son.

>>>(((institutions)))

i didnt read past the first sentence suggesting some sort of brown shirts march

Three Dossiers for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Dossier to rule them all, One Dossier to find them,
One Piss-Dossier to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

>When you want to cry and/or scream but the plastic surgery only lets you smile

>fool of greys

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>Sup Forums predicted this year or two ago.

BREAKING: the groundhog saw his shadow

6 more weeks of winter

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Awoovement!

I don't think there's any source. He's the only one who's said this. Probably fake and gay.

imagine the optics of dozens of spics yelling in spanish at president trump

twitter.com/OfficeOfMike/status/958414012529733633

>being named for an Archangel

>having a sliced willy

Thanks mum and dad, for choosing the correct one

I've already been awake for 2 days.
>not sure I'll make it

I really hope he does this. Take all of the steam out of the Dems response.

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Don't worry it'll be replaced with the TBI

It's not Groundhog Day yet.

It was Paul Ryan
>archive.is/SS2M2
Absolutely hilarious

Gun mommy is going to get excoriated for that, even though she was probably trying to insult Nehlen.

>tfw you were promised Hitler but only got a mild 70's democrat

the source is literally that guy

It's a twitter screencap, means it's true