PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Pres Trump has lunch w/UNSC 1/29/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swear in HHS Sec Azar 1/29/18
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>AG Sessions in PA on crime 1/29/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets Danish FM Samuelsen 1/29/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence visits the 6 gorillion 1/29/18
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>DoE Video: Energy Dominance 1/29/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/29/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #26 (Lara) 1/29/18
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>TrumpTV True Leadership (Jeff Ballabon) 1/29/18
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>DHS Sec Nielsen on Fox 1/28/18
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>Mooch on Fox 1/28/18
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>WH Vid: FLotUS Melania remembers the 6 gorillion 1/27/18
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>SoS T-Rex presser w/Pol FM Czaputowicz 1/27/18
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>Pres Trump returns to DC 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump speech/q&a @Davos 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Swiss Pres Berset Bilateral meet 1/26/18
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>Pres Trump/Rwanda Pres Kagame 1/26/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis in ROK 1/26/18
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>AG Sessions on terrorism and immigration 1/26/18
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>AG Sessions Swears in DEA Special Agents 1/26/18
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AWOO
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MAGA
I pledge allegiance
A-freakin-woo man
5 HOURS 8 MINUTES TILL SOTU
Civil war now!
How do I answer this call!?
> must stay awake
> must not sleep
To John Moses Browning
women can’t be the president
The memo doesn't matter. None of this matters.
The absolute State of the union
Thanks for baking hans
I am going to sleep, hope to see some fresh memes in 7 hours.
sleep now, wake later
So, memo released Friday if sotu gets good press or tomorrow if press tears it apart?
SOTU: 5 bongs.
Reminder that the record, as best it can be told, for applause lines in the modern era is fifty seven (57) for Eisenhower. Trump will certainly be looking to break that record, which implies that the address will last 70 minutes, of which 50 will be Trump speaking, and twenty will be half the chamber applauding.
Democrats are not allowed to applaud for anything, since they will be wearing funeral black and resisting. This is a really stupid strategy.
Has Trump made anime real yet?
We need to make it happen while Chuck's still alive, guys.
Russian kike lover
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>Exclusive video of Turtleman preparing for tonight's SotU Address!
manchin will applaud coal though, he did last time
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>mfw tendies are done
>born too late to explore the planet
>born too early to explore the stars
>born just in time to see a bombastic real estate mogul/tireless promoter go to war with the conspiracy boogeymen of Art Bell's worst fevered nightmares.
What a time to be alive.
>newfag doesn't know how to use a maymay arrow
>take break from Sup Forums
>go to kitchen for a snack
>see this
wat do
>Mcconnel tasts immigration 'deal'
ptg i am so happy at the moment you dont believe
> IT'S HAPPENNING
< IT'S HAPPENNING
- IT'S HAPPENNING
> IT'S HAPPENNING
< IT'S HAPPENNING
- IT'S HAPPENNING
Schiff preempted Trump, leaked his own memo right before the SOTU
> IT'S HAPPENNING
< IT'S HAPPENNING
- IT'S HAPPENNING
Trump can't recover from that, will take all the air out of his speech and killed the Nunes memo.
sleep is for the weak
np
>finish surveying ruins of DC
>take can of organic tomato soup off camp stove
>take rip off vape pen
>realize that was the last of my vape juice
>fuck
>fish out loose rifle cartridge from pocket in jeans and try to load it into shotgun
>won't work and can't kill self
>bummer
Ready, Plampfkins?
Smell her. I bet she smells like whiskey and menthol cough drops.
ask it to make you the best blues guitarist of all time
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HOLY SHIT!
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Why do lefties always mistreat animals?
i do not understand the sink plants
kek
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>mag dump
Trespassing is a crime.
>Smell her
>Spend SOTU bragging about how great the economy is doing, black unemployment is down, etc.
>Tweet memo 5 minutes after SOTU, destroying any sort of chance for Dems to respond
This would be the most effective way to release it desu
>ptg i am so happy at the moment you dont believe
What gives? That's unusual for a Finn
Maybe Trump should just read it out loud on national television...
>gorilla warfare
Top kek
Hillary knows why we are conservative because of this. Just by looking at this apartment we know
DRUMPF BTFO
They hate everything.
Perkeleen Perkele
Vodka half off.
Sup Forums needs more Gingrich memes
Fucking hell.
We're really done for this time lads.
It's a way to water indoor plants that need a lot of water without any of the excess making a mess
>he doesn't grow plants in his sink
And I mean the gorilla one.
>yfw Trump gets out his phone and tweets the memo during the SOTU
I'm still in favor of reading it during the address and releasing it as transcript.
Finally get an update on Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal. Apparently the rumors that he's being tortured upset him because they are lies.
I found a gf
vittu
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>small people were trying to tear down an institution we all depend on
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>Bogus attacks on the FBI and DOJ
>ridiculing the person doing anti-corruption investigation as 'small' and 'attacking the institutions'
>when you try your hardest to hint at Trump when it was Wray ordering removal of McCabe based on OIG report.
>when your reply to oversight and transparency is "that's an attack!"
these people really lked power when they had it and really miss it
Hannaford's and Stop n Shop does not not sell Trump steak's, and all the local liquor stores do not sell Trump Merlot what do?
Same here. That would be glorious.
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>We switched President Trump's SOTU address with a copy of the Nunez memo
>Let's see if he notices
tonight after the speech.
Yes, this is true
Ow it hurts user, my sides!
No shit
>she
>I found a gf
And she's still warm?
>I found a gf
return her to her parents. she's not yours to keep.
>attack trump for using twitter, use statements from his twitter during the campaign to stop travel ban, etc
>now the only power they have left is twitter
we've come full circle
He tried making a glowing eyes edit of him like I did before but I can't post it. I honestly can't. A Newt Gingrich with glowing green eyes cannot be posted as Sup Forums takes there is malicious code inside it.
Leftists don't ever get to power meaning to share it, ever, their ideology is totalitarian by definition, the only opposition they tolerate is the one they create.
So how is the kiss?
Who here also dressed like a frog while watching Fox News right now?
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What continent is she on?
The next time Trump or the complicit Republicans say they are “pro law enforcement” remember their treatment of the FBI, the DOJ, the career men and women who work there and the ways in which they have flouted the rule of law.
What child did you kidnap?
Yeah, that's the point, fucktard. I want America to be white, not brown.
>Columba convinces ¡El Yeb! to try new things for first and last time
Copy the image, post it on a blank slate
Fuck Grumpf and fuck well-rested people
things are looking great
Well?
>I found a gf
Heed this advice from a bloke that's likely in a stable relationship for as long as you have your pubes:
> you don't know a person until you ate a pound of salt together
Trust but verify, enjoy the bliss of a relationship but know it could end at anytime. And if she's the right one, marry her and make white babies
Yeah because him being the "law and order candidate" really won over the top brass at the FBI and DOJ
Many sanctuary cities have organizations that aid and abet illegal immigrants. By having rapid response teams that alert illegals and act on tips of impending ICE raids, they encourage and promote criminal activity.
RIGHT WING ICING SQUADS
This operation is in the same spirit of Right Wing Safety Squads in that we intend to disrupt if not outright stop their ability to spread their subversion. This will be done through wasting their resources. This also has the potential to shut them down entirely if they overstep and commit a crime themselves such as obstruction of justice.
>False raid reports will make these organizations waste time, manpower, and money chasing nothing.
>There is no way for any of these organizations to know the veracity of the tips.
>Creates a panic in the illegal communities.
>The loss of feeling safe might be enough to send the illegal immigrants packing on their own.
In addition to this, the news could be gold. The leftists who are beyond reasoning with will see it as white supremacy in action, racism, blah blah blah who cares, but anyone on the fence will see the stuff like posting security (as if they can or will do anything about it) as absurd. Robbing them of yet another subversive tool is the best way to put them down.
Add to the hotline list in pic related if you have new numbers to add.
Proof of concept: >missionlocal.org
Chardonnay and a hint of full colostomy bag
Lol Pelosi sounded like Mufasa trying to negotiate with the hyenas after hearing the shit talking.
If you thought the dims were masters of self-cannibalization, just hold their beer for a minute. It will be glorious.
Ladder + rope?
Donate in the name of your liberal coworker
I feel bad for the turtle.
those guys can live 100+ years.
Alf with the Bantz
KEK