Brit/pol/ - Its coming home edition

no link
no pakis
no wogs
no hope

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Also teacakes.

This thread is fucking shit

SCERTLAND DESU

>swole af and voting labour

>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

Off-topic and Sup Forums-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist). Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts, the following are some examples of off-topic and/or Sup Forums-tier posts:

where my lib dems at

no more brother wars desu

>posts an off-topic non politics post

The to care about the quality of Sup Forums passed at least 10 years ago.

I'm not a working class homosexual

>tfw ripped corbynista

>scotland
>a country

>a country
>not politics

so this is the power of british education

Lake district Northern Kingdoms

why has britpol been so shit today

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>KUK

How appropriate

then you ain't no muslim bruv

This shit heap is almost a parody of itself at the moment

You are given an infinite amount of money and manpower to turn your home city world-class. List the first 10 things you would do.

I'm so fucking tired of war... Period.. I just wanna live in peace.

...

Got to give that ausfag credit, he was posting his youtube links when I got up this morning, was still at it when I got home from work

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Well you're in luck because fighting Iran will stabilise the middle East and bring about world peace ;)

Why do Brits always get BTFO when foreigners decide to bully us?

These Germanbros now, that Ameribro earlier .. what's wrong with us?

the fuck is going on today there has been about 3 schizo's on here

TOLERANT inferiority complex

1.deport all the pakis
2.deport all the wogs
3.gas all the jews
4.send the chavs to the home counties
5.deport all the slavs
6.kill alll the lefties
7.kill all the liberals
8.realise litreally no one is left in croydon

>mirin just before voting for jezza

>we got btfo
tell yourself that hans with a proxy

Have you been beaten up yet for being gay?

its a bot

I like fucking sixteen year old boypussy, can I still be right wing and post here?

>sixteen year old boypussy
Well 16 IS the age of consent so there's no problem

>right wing
>can I post here

Sure.

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no, I have never been beaten up.

>I like fucking sixteen year old boypussy, can I still be right wing and post here?
That's literally most Tory cabinet members.

It is not a "boypussy": it is a sweaty, usually hairy hole which squeezes out big slimy turds every other day. Sometimes there's diarrhea and sometimes shit sticks to the hair

AAAAAAA M8 THERE'S A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD AAAAAA

Just tuppence short of a shilling I reckon - he makes whole threads of that stuff, sometimes I chat with him.

Go away stephen, you bent nosed ponce.

Remove every single kebab and anyone I consider subhuman to some degree. There's barely any kebab, but too many chavs and whores.

Renovate every park and area around it. Any building that's are an eyesore will be destroyed and replaced with grassland.

Tear down any houses that aren't detached and increase house sizes when rebuilding.

Tear down the local schools and fund entirely new, modern structures with older styles.

Remove all flats in the area and replace with grassland.

Remove all hedges from houses and replace with grass.

Plant trees of various types in a pattern, spread out, across the grasslands.

Remove more kebab

Replace the village hall with a ultra modern leisure centre surrounded by grasslands.

I have a real grassland boner and I like the vast spaces

he's been spaming the whole night in australia time either he never sleeps or is a bot

>typical corbynista

You know what? I think marrying Meghan actually is a strategic move on Harry's part.

By intermarrying with an American, you share our military which means you guys are back up top with the US as a superpower, which means you guys get your navy and colonies back from the US.

All citizens and goods free to travel between Britain and the US, meaning since Trump caused Brexit, it ain't nothing but a thang.

You get to share your superior culture with our superior technology, coming together to form the birth of an Ameri-Anglo masterrace.

I don't understand why Brit/pol/ has to be so butthurt about this. This literally fulfills everything you guys have lost over the last 75 years.

Oh I know.. I often use the fact I'm 24 and lift to pressure teen-twink Young Conservatives to take the BWC.

>tfw got swole just in time to vote for jeremy

Do you ever feel resentment for being born poor? Being born into a shitty environment with shitty life prospects while middle-class people thrive.

Pic Respect ..

For foxxy , WN got to stand up off knees an be a Real Northern Man . I his family in bits htes this an he still thinks he right .. Poofs are not Horrible whaterver like dog shite they are there just avoid .. I wonder if Raped when kid an this hate we are talking 1800 Cumbria ? thing is You lot wont go visit him .. I need to do this , £100 in his prison account so he ok . He needs to man up an get grouped on wing .WHAT AN ANGRY LAD WE HAD ! RESPECT . X .. just Dont shitpost on this cos I will doxx an peaky blinders cut your eyes an throut ..

Lol... Women piss and bleed from their fishy gash... The boys I lewd are hairless and clean. I'm bi though, like Portillo and Powell.

Which ameribro?

no, because i'm not you. many things are wrong with me and it's not my class

>hey user
>voting labour?

Who's on QT tonight?

Also who's staying up for the state of the union address tonight???

There was one a couple of threads back BTFOing all of Brit/pol/.

What did he say?

>Powell
Wut? Enoch was a semi ferret?

What time is it on? I'm fucking tired but I do want to watch it.

*smashes captialism*

its on thursday

>you DID for corbyn right?

why do normies like this film?

Yeah you do. You're ashamed of being poor. While you respect middle class right wingers (like me), you're afraid of middle class left wingers who look at you as trash.

What will the world, not just the UK be like in 2025?

Don't reply with something brief, I want to think about this.

They really going to release the memo after, you think?

>tfw ripped social democrat

Muh based funny pakis and the old white male bigot gets put in his place

Buildings will be taller because poor people won't stop fucking breeding

A big steaming pile of doo doo.

*increases your benefits*

like now but slightly shitter

*builds 500,000 homes a year*

GOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!!!!

>US poster obscuring the film's British Pakistani character by featuring a blond woman.
>Miramax, the film's US distributor, obscured the presence of South Asian characters in the marketing of the film: the poster features the face of a blonde woman, with the Asian characters appearing only in small windows.

Kek, based Ameribros.

More futurey

>chavs standing in shop doorways

Yeah. He, like Portillo had "gay experiences" at university. Powell was a radically "modern" Tory-- he pushed for the decriminalization of homosexuality, and the repeal of the death penalty.

>only socialism can free us from the kike menace user
>either you are with me
>or against me

Just gone in iPlayer to check what's new (are Stace has a new docu out) and I saw this, blew my fucking mind.

What are good arguments to use when people say Britain isn't being concreted over and that there's nothing wrong with new Deanobox estates?

1/3 if the way to Children of Men

>americans
>bros

*sanctions israel*

>Thursday
Oh fuck goddamnit

Idk why I think it's Thursday today

9 ET so what's that...2 GMT?
Who the fuck knows. Trump should BTFO everyone with this speech anyways like he did the last.

>CBBC
What the fuck. The same channel that hosted Shaun the Sheep, Tracey Beaker, Sarah Jane, Blue Peter etc etc

This is too much.

*takes out 1 trillion pound loan*
>we're never paying those dirty kikes a single penny back, user

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42875216

>Darren Osborne, 48, has denied he was behind the wheel during the attack on 19 June 2017, telling Woolwich Crown Court a "guy called Dave" was driving.
>He said they originally hired the van to kill the Labour leader on a march he was expected to attend.
>Mr Osborne also said that it "would have been even better" if London Mayor Sadiq Khan had been present.
>"It would have been like winning the lottery," he added.
>He said the opportunity to attack the Labour leader would mean "one less terrorist off our streets".
>Asked if he had contact with Terry and Dave after the attack, Mr Osborne told the court they were planning to form a far-right group, adding: "We were going to call ourselves the 'Taffia'."

First day on Sup Forums, kids?

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Little fuck doesnt want to get shot next time hes mugging some cunt is all.

Stop shilling bad Corbyn memes, and the stupid "lifting SocDem"

Most, if not all gymrats I know are rightwing. Only gimps on the machines who can't hack free weights vote Corbyn.

Alright, which pair of you anons are Dave and Terry? You'd better hand yourselves in.

I made a post or two the other day about how humans in Britain are worth one tenth that of a pig based how much room we have each. Maybe someone can link to that thread if they know of it, my browser doesn't store history so I can't find it.

>turn on telly
>new episode of My Parents Are Mixed Race is starting
bangin

Been here longer than you lad.

I set up a deal with GCHQ on here ok ..
Whipers ..
Getting £1400 nailing cp /anime fags
I getting more for the trips £2000 . I said I .. Listen I on License .. but I have m8s where you live an kids , who scarier LOL LOL this Threat an USE OF FORCE is what makes you .. ! then kill torturer them an like it an feel N
othing to the screams ..

Luckily I live in Scotland and you can't be prosecuted for cartoon porn.

I get the feeling that most of you are... uum... working class. Is anyone here not poor white trash - aside from myself, of course?

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