HIS SLUMBER IS ENDED

For a year the great lord Kek has slumbered, having expended his memetic energy to bring about the ascent of the God Emperor. But tonight, his energy rises again and a new age dawns. Give him your power, you autistic faggots!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIGITS

Do it, you glorious frog.

Chaos Cometh

blessed post

All hail the God Emperor of Mankind!

Our Memelord,
Who art in the tubes,
Salty be Thy memes,
Thy captions come,
Thy lulz be done,
IRL as they are OTI,
Give us this day our daily memes,
And forgive us our dankness,
For Thine are the pictures, and the captions, and the stories,
Forever and ever,
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Kek Vult!

KEK does not need your pitiful adoration, he rules as chaos incarnate

But he shall have it regardless.

>Be Americunt tripfag
>Assume anyone cares about your opinions.
Topkek.

This.

Praise kek and emperor Trump the one true savior of Americankind

༼ つ _ ༽つ

KEK WILL PROTECT TRUMP!

May these powers be combined
Pic related

Praise. Hard have I have fought these last grueling months to protect your likeness from the alt-lite cucks and civic ''''''''''nationalists'''''''''' who would drape it over themselves as false prophets. Your true children have not wavered.

*gives power*

Hey, old pal. Haven't praise ya in some time. Sleep well? Praise!

>no digits in OP
Nothing to see here. If this post is nondoubles, meme magic is dead.

Kek is dead. No amount of digits may bring Him back, he has left this world.

trading in my order for some chaos. kek

...

I wish to serve Kek as much as I can

Blessed be the children of Kek in this new age of truth and manifest.

Having trouble discerning humor from actual autism...
I need to lurk more.

Praise him for he grows stronger!

Praise Kek!

Kek has blessed you, my son.

Today as well. KeK is back baby!

With jews you lose, boycott all jewish and Isreali run bussiness

reeeee

Fug closeee

888...7

What, wh..what does this mean?

Tfw it's been over a year since an Italian user found Shadilay

555...4 what is this sorcery?

It means chekem.

Kek can't die you ignoramus.

Meme me up, Scotty.

So, what's Kek's message to me then?

Kek has returned

Wake up frogs

I think the digits have answered your question.

KEK IS HERE AND HES READY FOR BLOOD

Let the chaos bring anew.

It means that Kek is here but the time is not nigh to expend his meme magic.

Kek never left us

...

Oh shit. Um, this post counters your post, and instead, he wants to bring us all puppies!

Nice get leaf.

Pay debts and praise Kek.

...

His power has only just reemerged. I felt it a few days ago.

...

Say our Mantra!! SHADILAY! SHADILAY! SHADILAY!

No, he did. I did not see a single Kek thread for ages. Months and months.

Come forth o green one. fill us w/ energy!
>kek

DAS RITE!

He is risen! Praise Kek!

PRRAAAISEE HIMM!!

praise kek

Death to Abrahamic "religions". Burn the churches, mosques, and synagogs with holy fire!

Things are going to get heated after tonight, folks. This is why Kek has returned. He has recharged and is read to fight the next battle.

The battle of an era is approaching.

>Pay debts
No you.

...

Hail Kek!

He was on fire a few hours ago, with a quintuple 8

Too many normies and newfags in Sup Forums those days.

Dems look so angry. They know Kek has returned.

Fuck

N-Nani???

Just before the onset of WW2, Kek appeared in the form of a 20 ton Frog in the Arizona Desert. He heralded one of the greatest happenings of all time. A relative of mine knew this, and dedicated his fkrstborn to kek, and Christened the Firstborn Manchild Frog. Frog has passed, but another Frog is Born, and will be dedicated Tonight under The Eclipse of The Blood Moon in Sacred Ritual . This new Frog is a Watcher of Happenings, and Heralds the onset of WW3.

His power grows by the hour.

...

...

...

...

No

Can you feel his energy, comrades?

>Give him your power, you autistic faggots!
I am all in. I was there the night of the election, and I can only hope for the same steam-rolling and chaos!

We need chaos right now for a fresh start.

January 31st he returned

Puppy blood!!!

Praise Kek!!

Digits confirm

Witnessed! Shadilay!

...

I feel it. It's almost like adrenaline. It's coursing through my body. Hail!

Well what about these digits then?

Shadilay. Give praise.

...

Check them digits

Goddamn

>666

Who can deny his power!?

Shadilay! Shadilay! May KEK bring us chaos!

...

Damn, rivers and rivers of it.

prais the frog god

...

There is a fucking Super moon, blood moon and a total lunar eclipse happening in under 8hrs.
I wonder if this is a sign?

Oh ffs!

Im sorry puppies, IM SORRY!

Bless this post

It has to be.

...

Is that true?

Tonight might be more important than we could ever believe.