Wtf I love yoga now

zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-30/white-people-practicing-yoga-are-xenophobes-michigan-state-professor-claims

>STOP DOING YOGA THAT'S INDIAN AND RACIST.
>STOP HIKING IN THE FOREST THAT'S SO WHITE AND RACIST.

Their cannibalisation is accelerating at an alarming rate.

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yogaskills.com/
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>white people are xenophobes
the truth
>white people practicing yoga are xenophobes
brainwashing to build the association normal whites by default = inclusive and trusting of other races

this is done at the expense of "yoga" which will be dismissed as silly by normies, but the association of normie whites=love diversity remains.

>implying white people's "yoga" is in any way connected to the actual yoga
What is this idiot saying lol
Yoga in any country other than India is completely stripped of its spiritual parts and is about the same as saying "Pilates is spiritual"
How do I know? My dad is a professional yoga teacher.

in this case whites practicing "yoga" are the group they want to control

it's not about yoga, read my post.

Yeah ik
But what she uses to prove whites are xenophobes is wrong, hence her argument makes no sense.
I merely attacked the argument in another way.

You all can do Yoga guys, it's for betterment of humankinds health.
Don't mind this stupid post
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right. i didnt bother to read the article.

the propaganda is in the imagery. the url itself.

it's fucking liberal whites who do that shit anyway, why do they attack themselves

Also, about that meme
Afaik Surya Namaskar (the thing in the photo #1 in the meme referenced in the article) is taught as a beginner yogasana here, so is Pranayama (the thing in photo #2)
Photo #2 is also not a spiritual practice and is taught to Yoga teachers and students alike, even in the West.

Also just realized that the Pranayama that they were doing is called Anuloma-Viloma/ Nadi Shodhana
It's the most beginner pranayama exercise.
C'mon, is memeing so hard?

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Why the fuck do people think Kemetic Yoga exists? It's such an obvious scam lmao

because right wingers are not going to feel white guilt.

Except the retarded ones trying to digest yoga into Christianity, rest are fine

Actually, my dad was asked to give Yoga sessions in a church.
I wonder if it was called the same thing.

Wait wait wait a minute.
You telling me yoga is some religious stuff from India? I had no idea. Maybe that's why old catholic ladies here hate it and say it's satanism.

Tell him to teach them about how it's part of Hinduism if he decides to go.

what in the fuck are you saying currynigger?

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See
You're simply retarded if you call the "yoga" practiced in western countries "spiritual".
It's anything but that

This kind of spiritual part?

>youtube.com/watch?v=1DlDWPxyDo0

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anuloma_pranayama
Google exists, 56%.

So you feel offended or not by people doing only physical part and calling it yoga.

No this kind

youtu.be/We1XTQZlqwg

I don't give a fuck.
I don't meet them on a daily basis or something.
I'd try and show them how it's done, it's up to them to understand. The status quo is where it's at.

>why can't white people just not exist?

Actually, they specifically told him not to do that. They also told "no aum-chanting".
His friend ended up doing it. Pretty sure they're conducting classes now.

do the five tibetans everyday and you will become extremely powerful I'm already killing people with my mind just like tila tequila

Yeah white people yoga is just stretching pretty much, it has no connection to Buddhism or Hindus.

>So you feel offended or not by people doing only physical part and calling it yoga
Offended only when they try to digest it by saying "Christ yoga" or the degenerate ones like naked yoga etc

Fuck these missionaries. Reeeee

Agreed. Not as a replacement to lifting but as a supplement. A few yoga stretches helped me fix my posture, particularly hip flexor stretches for anterior pelvic tilt (which probably everyone on this board suffers from).

unironically the people who do most yoga and aum chanting are the leftists or in other words same people who are triggered are also doing the triggering

>tfw you hear of 300 people (mostly old people) doing Surya Namaskar 108 times
>tfw you don't want to do it more than 7 times
Help me plz

Yoga did not make me flexible
It's a scam

Also sum1 please tell me what Kemetic Yoga is
afrikanyoga.com
kemeticyoga.com/
yogaskills.com/
gaia.com/article/kemetic-yoga

because you're doing the washed down leftist new age homosexual version

you need to go to india or find a genuine indian yoga teacher

Please tell me what poses/asanas that you have and I can try to validate your claim.

>only indians get to stretch while circular breathing
fuck off nigger

Does Christ yoga incorporate a cross? because I imagine you could twist your body around one of those in all kinds of weird-ass ways.

>Shreena Gandhi
The average iq of 82 is showing here.

I don't remember, but as the other guy said probably westernized faggot shit

Probably cos you can suck your own dick if you're flexible enough. I can see how that would have negative implications on society..

Downward dog?
Tree pose?
That's what I imagine when you guys say yoga desu

>tfw took college class with white-ass yoga freak
>she kept rolling out her mat and doing yoga in the middle of lectures
>barely wore anything
>always sticking her ass out
it was very good.

>That shame when you see these ghoras right yoga on beaches [of Gokarna, Goa]

Don't know user. But it must be something weird just like everything else done by those christian converts.

youtu.be/PLetGlDOJ6c

it's not the working class that is doing these things cause they are at work, it's the (((liberals))) who do everything they hate.

>Gokarna
>Goa
Elaborate

>xenophobia- fear of outside cultures, people and/or ethnicities.

>Contemporary Yoga- Modernized flexibility, strength, breathing and contemplative practice rooted in Indian asceticism and mysticism.

A lot of Yoga practitioners are total Hinduboos too.

???????????????????

Sounds more like Xenophilia the opposite of xenophobia.

desu I've always wanted to get into yoga just to be more flexible. it helps prevent injuries.

guess there is no better time than now. anyone know of some decent non-feminist/fruitbowl/bugman youtube channels for yoga?

I am sorry, cant yoga just be a good stretch and workout without all the faggy namaste shit?
>tfw wife takes you to yoga
>tfw ass everywhere

I am also interested in this

Just search for the hindu names for the routines and you'll get an ugly old men with a beard.

>namaste is spiritual
I have never laughed harder in my life
Thnx user

If you want to know that's what we consider mystical and sheit, the rest it's just stretching until you realize what you are doing (most people don't)

youtube.com/watch?v=-fXDApOChbI

>Yoga in any country other than India is completely stripped of its spiritual parts and is about the same as saying "Pilates is spiritual"

I'm not disagreeing with you here. I solely do it for the health benefits.

t. White yogi who does white people yoga

American melting pot
Anything good that comes here is reduced to Burger level McPasstime
Yoga ---> McYoga
Martial Arts ---> McDojos
Food ---> McFood
Education ---> McEducation
Housing and architecture ---> McMansion and QuarterMansioner with cheese
We even changed the English language

It's pretty common to see whities doing yoga on the beaches of Gokarna (Karnataka). It's very near to goa.
>Inb4 where is Goa

>Shilpa Shetty
She has a great ass too

I'm from Mangalore lol

>>michigan state

yeah, the school that's so progressive, they let a guy molest over 150 young girls

sorry, MSU

I'm in Bangalore lol

Alright yoganons, I've been teaching myself from pic related, is this legit? All the local teachers I've looked up are either white women or soyboys.

Practice kungfu or some types of karate instead. Better stretching and strengthening plus learn how to fight.
>ironically, yoga was originally the exercises of the Indian warrior caste but you now have to train in Chinese styles to learn the rest of it.

>Shilpa Shetty
youtube.com/watch?v=ADnOY7F9xWE

Oh.
LOL
Do you want to talk about the Indians appropriating Japanese culture in Japan Habba?

>B. K. S. Iyengar
Yes.

Yep i do yoga everyday just to stick it to the shitskins. Then i eat tacos and masturbate to big black titties. Being a white devil is a lot of work.

Yoga is unironicly one of the most redpilled thing you can do.
>improves flexibility to assist with workouts
>leads to restful sleep and mental clarity
>you become aesthetic AF
>has a demonstrably positive impact on health
Also, the overwhelming majority of men who attend yoga classes are pussies so it's easy to clean up if you're masculine. I met my wife at a yoga class, but not before I ran through several dozen thots I met in other classes.
>inb4 degeneracy
There's nothing wrong with men being sexually experienced before entering into a long-term relationships. Obviously the story is different for women.

You're sticking it to Black people too, you racist!!!
kemeticyoga.com/

Evola was really into yoga but he also believed he could cast magical spells.

Cool cultural exchange, literally nothing to lose up until it gets to anime then everyone becomes a virgin, I did Crank Western Yoga before but I would recommend China acupressure to everyone, you just need the information.

He probably could, I got into it after reading The Yoga of Power and the Doctrine of Awakening.

Actually, I finally accepted that I was a national socialist while on a yoga retreat in the Himalayas

Very good, the blacks can never be allowed to tap into their melanin magic. I will do twice as much yoga from here on out.

I'm just shitposting lol
I'd want to go there sometime. Not sure when it'll be this year.
There's a lot of display tho

*Cosplay
They cosplay samurai and anime characters alike

Why did that make you realize you were natsoc?

BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

mhhhhmmmm yes

Dispray.

It's begun! It will be cosplay traps next.

そですよね。

Not actually yoga, but Athlean-X is a great physio that gives lifting advice that won't fuck your joints and ligaments in the pursuit of gains, and some good stretches.

youtube.com/user/JDCav24/videos

>implying the 40-something homemakers that attend it like traps
Reverse traps are the way to go

We had been meditating for a few hours and then the Yoginni asked us to consider something we had lied to ourselves about. Up until that point I considered myself a moderately woke civic nationalist even though I noticed glaring flaws in the current order. When she said that - I realized that I had basically hypntoized myself against seeing the the truth: that radical changes were need to save our societies and that National Socialism was the only way forward.

Tbh, I bear no animus against non-white people, or even Jews. I just know that my people must rule themselves if we want to thrive (I actually picked up an Israeli backpacker later that week by telling her that I was a Nazi).

I do hope you give yoga a chance Sup Forums it makes you feel really fucking good.

Same with meditation.
Stop cucking your mind and body.

That's good it's heading the right direction. It went wrong in America.

I'm only on lv1 Japanese.

I'm only n5

That's good.

White Supremacy is the WAY.

>yoga is now raycist

WAT ABOUT NAKKED YOGGA??
youtube.com/watch?v=JQ9WspC8bBM

>STOP DOING YOGA THAT'S INDIAN AND RACIST.
>INDIAN AND RACIST

What did he mean by this?

I believe in Kratocracy. Races have to fight to get to top dog and if they don't then they are toast. Whites sadly have been Jewed since 400 AD

No

Wtf? Are there many kannadigas in Japan? I sometimes fantasise about going to japan for post graduation.

>Yoga
YOGA HAS EGYPTIAN ORIGINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that hnag post
Lol
There are many Japanese in Bangalore that's all

There are like 2 in Mangalore that aren't from mitsubishi

>multiculturalism!!
>just kidding white people, you cant participate

>muh druids

India/China needs to colonise Africa to kill the Nog virus.