Why haven't you joined the marines maggot?

Why haven't you joined the marines maggot?

Been there, done that.

fpbp

Spent 8 years in the Army. I'm happy where I'm at.

Fuck You, summerfags. 24 years Air Force! Death and Destruction delivered in 30 miles, or your money back!

I will never understand why Americans are proud to be in their Jewish mercenary battalions and how it demands any respect whatsoever.

> my recruiter promised all kinds of pussy if I went infantry but all I got was dick

Also 90 percent of your time will be spent trying to stay warm or cool down

im not a mexican

I don't believe in this country enough to fight for it.

Katie, dad says to get off the computer!

Already did my 4 from 2008-12. 0351 with 2 tours/16 months on the front lines of Helmand.

Mother fucking checked, an this. Semper Fi user

I'm joining in September.

Honestly no one has any excuse not to at least join the reserves. The PFT is ridiculously easy (seriously, I've already beat it and I Shit on pol all day)

I am
Going to MEPS this Sunday
Wish me luck Anons

Because the Marine Corps likes to serve up toxic water to their wives and children and then spend the next 40 years lying about it. #camplejeunetoxicwater

Meps to ship out or meps just for intial processing?

Because if the day of the rope ever gets going the only people who are actually going to do any damage are the disgruntled combat vets, not the overweight LARPers running around with air soft plate carriers and $500 dollar ARs.

Just initial processing
Still want to kick ass on the ASVAB

I did. It sucked

I was 08-12 as well. 0811 boop boop

Good luck on the Asvab, m8.

Tbh its not hard, but everyones a fucking idiot. Shit I'm a dipshit and got a 99 AFQT, just relax and it'll be good.

If you're staying the night at a hotel or something like I did, make sure you get a full night sleep and eat/drink a lot in the morning. MEPS is just fucking boring and theres always some cranky folks in civilian clothing willing to yell at you for tying your shoes or something.

>Go in to the shrink at MEPS
>"Shrink," I says, "I want to kill"
>I want to see blood and guts and eat dead, burnt babies
>Then I started jumping up and down shouting "Kill, Kill!"
>The shrink started jumping up and down with me, and we were both shouting: "Kill, Kill!"
>The Sergeant walks in and says to me, "Kid, you're our boy... but I have just one more question..."

I want an end to this greentext

>Department of the Navy

>Sergeant said to me: "Have you ever been arrested?"
>I proceed to tell him about the trash and the envelope
>He says "Hold it right there kid... were you ever convicted?"
>I proceed to tell him about the blind judge and the 24 8x10 colored photographs with the circles and arrows drawn on them and a paragraph written on the back of each one
>He tells me to sit on the bench marked Group W and to await further instructions...

I don't want to risk death

Someone who's served call this guy a fag pls

The honourable part is mostly the fact that you fight at the risk of death rather than (((who))) you fight for.

fug my meps didn't have groups, just rows of chairs they had us sit in
I don't think we even saw a shrink

>>BREAKING NEWS!

MILITARY USE IQ TESTS TO DETERMINE YOUR ROLE!

GUESS WHERE INFANTRY IS ON THE SCALE!

:thinking emoji:

mass punishment is bullshit

>Group W is where they put you if you might not be moral enough to join the military
>I'm sitting next to mother rapers and father killers
>The meanest father raper of them all comes up to me and asks "What are you here for?"
>Before I can answer, another Sergeant comes in and tells us all to fill out some forms
>Autism kicks in and I have fun playing with the pencil a little bit before filling in the form
>Form is cool, until I get to the end
>The back of the form
>in the middle
>Quotation marks
>Underlines
>In Parenthesis
>Read the following words:
>"Have you rehabilitated yourself?"

related

Too old, too fat, too smart.

Did it. Fucked your mom when she drop dropped her panties as I walked in my blues, boot.

>I stand up and say to the sergeant: "You have a lot of damn gall asking me of I rehabilitated myself!"
>I mean, I'm sitting here with father rapers and mother killers, because I was convicted of being a litterbug while on vacation in Orgeon, and you're worried I'm not moral enough to join the Marine Corps to go kill people
>Sergeant says: "We don't like you're kind here"
>But I signed it anyways, and went to Iraq and Afghanistan with the Artillery
>Kinda wish I hadn't signed it, just to see what they would have done, they probably wouldn't have really cared what I did either way
>oh well

You actually need a moderately ok ASVAB, the last time I checked. Part of that being due to you really don’t want Tyrone calling in your fire mission, trying to figure out where you are and where you’re going, or organizing a 9 line. It’s not rocket science, but when it comes to the more advanced stuff you gotta be moderately intelligent if you don’t want to be dropping that 500lb JDAM on your own position.

I used to have a lot of respecr for the military, but now I know they're just a bunch of dumb kids who want to prove themselves. So they become a pawn, willingly killing people and not thinking too muvh about the justification, content to know that they're killing supposed enemies of the state and not thinking much beyond that. There are still people in the military I respect, but if you fought in any of the middle eastern wars after it already became obvious there would be no reap outcome, you're just a dumb killer and nothing more. I'd tentatively call you a murderer but people who joined the military at that time just to prove some kind of valor are so stupid it's like calling a child who accidently shoots daddy with his gun a murderer

thats hot *-*

Because I'm not gay.

yea oregonian here, we really should raise the littering penalty from a fine to death

No.

Higher than you think. Low IQ turds drive trucks.

I was a full blown gung ho ROTC Nazi for two years then I realized I didnt want to kill anyone let alone die for the rich.

Guess im a pussy but it wasnt for me, I also fell asleep on fire watch a bunch of times and no one called me out on it

stop making this thread you retard

Nice LARP

Can’t. Permanently medically disqualified for military service.
Shit fucking sucks.

Because I would rather join a branch that didn't make me chew on my own boots for sustenance.

True story, mate

Arlo get out you’re high

;) I ever tell you the story about the multicolored roach? It was huge

Joined the navy instead.

>Jewish mercenary battalions and how it demands any respect whatsoever.

Euro's and their conspiracy theories, haha.

because i don't want to be retarded and unemployed. if you are privileged you might get by. but it's not an improvement of life at all. honor in this country is dead. unless Trump gains full command and glory of our boys in a great WWIII, then I can't see the military being genuinely honorable anymore.

Same. Most of the Marines I've met have been pretty cool. I wish they had better liberty policies in Pensacola. They bring it upon themselves though.

Because I had several prospects out of high school

>dying for Jews

Oh but I did.

Are you THE cpl. John Baker?

Tried to join in 2004-5 when I was about out of high school. Asthma so they said no. Sad.

just a humble Sgt.

I'm glad I got out in 2010 before the SJW break out. T'was a simpler time. Can't imagine the bullshit politics they gotta deal with in support/ POG units that have women in them.

Does the National Guard count?

Yeah, I've heard lots of true stories.

No, he promised you'd get fucked a lot. Your fault for misinterpretation.

Be cool, bruddah. I'm a man of peace now

I don't live in the U.S.

Semper Fi, motherfucker

This ones for you leaf

Why do you join the army, what are the benefits? Here joining the army is a last resort for brainlets and rejects who can't get a job.

Not a fan of crayons tbf

I'm actually in DEP right now for the Navy. MEPS tried to pressure me into nuke but /meg/ told me not to. Thankfully I was able to sign for CTN, which is definitely more in line with my interests. I'm already proficient in some similar things (linux, bash/perl, etc.) so I'm excited.

I was in the navy, your masters

you'll just die of diabetes, right?

Because the marines can gag on my nuts

If or when the day ever came that the powers that be used the military against its own citizens, those roided up drunks who take pride in slave work for $6/hr would have no issue turning guns on their neighbors as long as they could get hyped up and be reminded MARINES, OORAH before they went in

I’m in the DEP, deciding to sign an infantry contract or an intelligence contract since those are the only two good contracts I can get as a colorblind. The rest are just gay shit like supply and food service.

Already did. Got out when the war effectively ended. Stateside is all just bullshit.

You should join the police and exercise your complete dominance and superiority over those peasant civilians

While it's true that plenty of mouthbreathing retards end up in the infantry, they don't exclude high-iq individuals. In fact they greatly value them and use them where they can get the most from them. They take the highest scoring infantry guys and make them into heavy weapons specialists (machineguns, mortars, rocket/missile launchers, explosives, etc.). These guys on the crew served weapons are responsible for the majority of actual combat kills, and also make up the largest portion of future scout snipers/MARSOC operators.

Because I'm in the navy you cuck, enjoy your ration cards.

waiting for the army to draft me like they did my forefathers

I'm surprised it took you fellas this long to come advertise here. Thanks for backing the POTUS btw. God bless.

Because I'm in the Navy and submarines are pretty chill.

Amermutt airforce, killed more burgers than the krauts. (((faggot)))

the only thing the navy chills with in a submarine is a cock in there throat

Not understanding that the marines is a containment branch.
The marine corp is filled with retards

>not understanding thatAussies fuck sheep

I just got an offer from my dream job. A real career with great pay and benefits, but I always wanted to serve. I'm thinking about rejecting that offer and joining the infantry, doing my 4 and then moving on with my career. Am I fucking retarded or should I go through with this plan? I'm only 22 btw so I'm okay with being stuck in the dessert jacking off for four years.

Can't have a military without an economy can't have a stable economy without security.

I just choose to be a worker, I'm not a fighter.

If we get attacked again I will be too old to sign up.

If you go a bit further south east than you might find some sheep fuckers. Nice try though

underrated

because fuck you that's why.

we fuck you eat them, thinkb of that next time the gravy trickles down your chin... I'm sur you are used to things trickling out of you

yes, you are in fact a retard.
Dream job? Think about skipping this opportunity long and hart.

because my asvab scores were high enough not to

the only thing you will be jacking off in the desert is the local interpreter, you corporal and the platoon commander

>brags about being smart
>still enlisted

Not the marines, but I applied to a couple naval contracting positions recently, but for some reason my U.S. B.Sc. M.Sc. and U.K. PhD in Elec. Eng. weren't good enough (btw I'm also a natural born U.S. citizen.) Even more bizarre was the positions were only advertised for like a month, and the reject letter said that I was "ineligible" somehow. The only conclusion I could draw is that someone read my app and shat a brick because they didn't want to work with someone who might be more educated than them and who might command a high salary band, or they'd already picked someone beforehand and only posted the job for appearance's sake.

>3 hot meals a day, plus Midrats
>Air conditioned berthing
>Hot showers every day
>Rack with comfy curtain and light to read, thin mattress. A mattress.
>Have to wear winter jacket in workspace in mid-summer because all the equipment requires ice AC.
>Set new human BAC records in liberty ports from Subic Bay to Jaifa, Israel.
>Defeat your enemies on an advanced Video Game screen from 7,000 miles away, sip coffee.
>Sail the 7 Seas and shit on Marine life
Life in the Marines
>Eat hardtack and drink water that is half diesel
>Your table is the rotting corpse of an enemy soldier
>Don't wear underwear so you can shit in your pants on patrol without stopping to squat
>No shower for 2 months straight
>Packed on board a gater freighter like sardines, engage in homoerotic games of physical prowess, testosterone dripping from the walls like nicotine tar.
>Fight your enemies with a kabar, .30-06 springfield, and pineapple grenades.
>Air support comes form bi-planes flown by monkeys.
>Mattress is rocks.
>Bake in desert heat, develop skin cancer from equatorial sun
>Infected with brain parasite from contaminated well.
>Rotate out, develop PTSD, beat your mother to a pulp, DUI, jail, homeless, suicide, St. Peter says no, burn in Hell for eternity.
>OOOrah! We're Marines.