Australians How are you?

Its still me. Your italian brother waiting for his VISA.
Im pissed. If I didnt ask the wrong VISA i would be in Australia already but i have to wait for the withdraw now. It fucking suck m8.
Februrary should be the month tho.
How is your evening going lads?

First.
G'day mate.

Where abouts do you want to live? I'm about halfway down the east coast, about the most easterly point actually. Great place in the summer, beaches are great and I like fishing.

probably gonna go back to brisbane even if i would like to see and live on sydney or melbourne. But whatever.
Kinda a bummer tho.

Brisbane is nice, you can swim at a fake beach!

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We'll be full before February.

Be warned, son. Aussies will treat you like a nigger. Be ready to be called a "wog", a "dago", and what not. Enjoy! :-)

They didnt.

Fuck off poo in loo, I'm friends with plenty of wogs and don't treat them like niggers.
Streetshitters on the other hand...

Besides, Italians call themselves wogs

That's a pre-1960's thing mostly. We like Italians.
There's an Italian guy who runs a restaurant near me who refuses to put BBQ sauce or pineapple on his pizzas (Italian rules, he calls it). Truly a man after my own heart.

Wogs are alright.

>There's an Italian guy who runs a restaurant near me who refuses to put BBQ sauce or pineapple on his pizzas

If you try to ask something like that here in shitaly you may be killed on the spot. Be carefull.
Eh, i want to escape this country. i hate wogs.

No, I agree with him. BBQ sauce on pizza is for barbarians.

no one likes wogs

I guess they're busy fending off the latest emu offensive.

Italians are far superior to Greeks, Lebs and Turks.

you need to get some worked lined up. What are your skills?

What's for dinner lads?

Im coming as a student m8.
I dont have any skill. Hope to get something in the next years (language skills)

>inb4 useless

Tuscany is more beautiful than the Great Barrier Reef.

he'll be called wog but he wont be treated like a nigger, Italians dont break and enter houses in the suburbs of Melbourne

>Be me
>Work at a place that's 98% full of white northern Europeans in positions of power
>Get invited to last years Christmas party
>Everyones drunk and on one drug or another
>Talking to this one guy from the UK
>Used to think he was a great guy
>We hadn't spoken much at the party
>Feel like theres tension in the air between us
>Pop in, ask what's up. How's he been and why he had been cold shouldering me
>He looks away
>Says with pure disgust in his voice
>"Because you're a fucking wog"
>Laugh it off
>Someone must've overhead him say it
>They swoop into the convo and pull him away

Why is they so much vitriol for Italians and Greeks in Australia?

I've been called wog all my life, I just don't get it.

in all honesty i hate wogs too.
Always complaining about how they miss italy and shit
Plus generally their personality is shit and they always act with superiority
Thats why i want to leave this shithole

Yeah except I was born here nigger faggot. If i didn't bring up my ethinicity in a conversation I'm sure you wouldn't have a problem with me.

get the fuck out of this country forever infame terrone, you won't be missed

Why would you want to leave - they're selling houses in your country for $1.00 in Ollolia
Fuck I wish I could immigrate there and buy a historical house for that price!

Only your aussie friends will call you a wog in the banter kind of way but other than that no one really goes around calling greeks and italians wogs

in order of best to worst definitely
italians>greeks>lebs>turks

Turks are far more better than lebs

This will mean nothing to you or anyone else, but in high school an Italian exchange student named Claudia came for a couple of months. I had a massive thing for her and we got close but she left. All I know is she came from Milan

Oh Claudia from Milan, yeah she went on an exchange to Australia. She has brown hair not sure if the same one though?

Yeah man.
I remember her. Came to our school for a couple of months or something.
I remember there was this weird nerd that used to stalk her and think that they were friends etc.
She thought it was the creepiest shit out.
Poor Claudia.

yeah she had brown hair

oh yeah you know! so you can tell me which state and school this happened in!

See how angry Uber makes this cunt

I’ve always considered Spaniards wogs

Yeah I was actually banging her I was gonna bash the cunt but Claudia insisted that although he was a freak, I couldn't bash him.
Fuck I was a bit of a fag for not bashing him anyways.

>Aussies will treat you like a nigger.
>Aussie treat fellow European blood as niggers.

Fuckin wot m8?