Kurt Eichenwald hurt his arm! Damn you anti-semites!

How can someone be so cruel as to ruin this man's life?

Look, now he randomly falls because of Sup Forums shitposting 13 months ago.

>twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/958445189240115200

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youtube.com/watch?v=MWrt0m-cOkU
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youtube.com/watch?v=-Nk6sCIU3NE
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Did he ever provide medical records to prove the seizures?

>openly proclaiming your weaknesses to the public gives people dopamine surges

forget kurt he's a fucking weeb, but why do people do this?

was it his hentai masturbation arm?

can we span his email and other online account with spasm inducing gifs?

>no one was around
AKA I made it up

reminder this guy is a pedophile, got caught with CP on his computer, said it was for a story he was writing, except he didnt tell anyone about this ahead of time, not his editor or publisher or wife

So he fell over because somebody did something mean to him 13 months ago.

That doesn't make any sense.

why are t_d newfags obsessed with twitter celebs? Who fucking cares.

Wow, he could possibly kill his goddaughter, now. All because of Sup Forums.

He needs to provide proof he's this epileptic. There's no way he can use computers and smartphones with such uncontrolled epilepsy - even writing this tweet pasta should've triggered seizures repeatedly if his story is believable.

What a pussy

report him to the feds

Grandpa can't hug her because grandpa is a fucking pedophile. That's the real reason.

Antisemite!

So what you're saying the jews two generations later don't have holoptsd?

>unpredictable movements could kill her
is his granddaugher made out of paper? or is he superman?

it really sounds like a guy who needs a good cover. Sounds like a court ordered him to have zero physical contact with children.

Fucking pedophile.

Sounds like he was drunk and sleep deprived again.

How is this pedophile not in prison?

Be honest. We all read his tweet with our internal Merchant Minute voice.

>Forget Kurt
Fuck you, this faggot ruined a man's life with his BS kikery.

So what you're saying is that we saved his granddaughter?

>see gif flashing at 6 million fps
>persecution gland kicks in, flight or flight response initiated
>"It's anuddah one!"
>scramble up to find his cell phone to call the National Emergency Holocaust PTSD Line
>slips on an article he was ghost writing as a holocaust survivor, to highlight the atrocities of the holocaust
>bump knee on cryptofascist furniture, make mental note to turn it in to the police for hate crime
>"Droknawld Jroomph, YOU DID THIS!!!" he curses into his empty three story house

hes an anime pedo freak so not allow to touch kids

I read it with the theme to Schindler's List playing in the background.

youtube.com/watch?v=MWrt0m-cOkU

We get no fucking thanks either.

OY VEY REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLON KILLED BY ASSAULT GIFs

Jewish psychosis, Eichenwald has it hard.
What was the explanation why jews are batshit crazy?

I bet his kids know he's a pedophile so they won't let him touch the grandkids

The religion based on blood ritual sexual molestation of their male children.

>those comments

Are Jews required to master the art of playing victim before they can have a bar mitzvah?

>But Rivello – who blamed post-traumatic stress from overseas military service as the reason why he sent the tweet – still faces one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon with a hate-crime enhancement in Dallas County. Eichenwald has also sued Rivello for monetary damages, the newspaper reports.

>Prosecutors have said Rivello sent a flashing strobe image to Eichenwald’s Twitter account with a message saying that he “deserved” a seizure after a contentious 9-minute segment on Fox News that ended with Carlson saying he would have “real concerns” if he was Eichenwald’s editor. Eichenwald, a vocal critic of Trump, said the image caused him to have an eight-minute epileptic seizure.

We have a winner

Maybe he fell down because paying underage Brazilian boys to make jerk vids is bad karma.

Literally who???
Trump curse fuck him

>Jewish psychosis, Eichenwald has it hard.


Pretty soon his skin will be made into lampshades and gas will flow from his shower head.

He had another tweet saying "Laugh it up sociopaths!" when he was talking about one of his fainting spells.

Jewish people CRAVE sympathy, combine this with being shameless beta males, it creates this mindboggling creature mewling on social media.

Maybe some tentacle porn will help him feel better.

nope, the guys a cuck even to himself

>faces one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon with a hate-crime enhancement in Dallas County.
Is there any chance this can stick? Posting a gif is now "assault with a deadly weapon"? This would set an insane precedent...

this sounds about right

I don’t nigger. Speak for yourself. I loathe Twitter and ecelebs. They’re no different than prostitutes. Whoring out their lives for literally shekels. Begging for money like homeless crack addicts. Fuck you & fuck them. I don’t even know who this nigga even is IRL.

Why should a new generation inherit Kurt's epilepsy (and CP proclivity)?

I'm thinking of making a bunch of fake Twitter's and spamming assault.gifs. fuck it

then he cooked up the story how he couldn't remember anything because of seizure induced amnesia
he has been playing the fake illness card for his whole fucking life even going back as far as college where he avoided getting kicked out by blaming his seizures for his misbehaviour

I was one of the original copycats way back when Jew Goldstein posted. I haven't received any communication from LEO at all.

HAHAHA! how with (((anglos))) ever recover.

Kurt will never watch tentacle porn with his granchildren.
>why live?

>when you nut so hard to anime tiddies you hurt your wirst so you fake falling down to cover for it and make a twitter thread about it because you cannot help being a kike
As I sit here and write this, I'm starting to think that maybe I've been on acid my whole life

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HAHAHA! how will (((anglos))) ever recover.

I believe the most humane thing to do would be to euthanize this poor fellow.

>release the weaponized gifs

He is the epitome of a whiny lying kike.

Pure oven fodder

find out where he lives, buy house across the street, wire it with a zillion lights that activate on dark. i think this is doable,

The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

He should be gassed with his own flatulent prose.

ELBOWGATE
BOOBOOGATE

He probably hurt his arm while watching tentacle porn with his family.

Lock and load, nigga

Spam his feed with tentacle porn.
That's not illegal.

Oh won't someone take pity a poor Jewish boy? It's like anudda shoah!

Lmao this is hilarious

Oh fuck him and his self-pity. He deserves a seizure.

that is not how photosensitive epilepsy works.

Yano for a CIA nigger, this faggot is pathetically weak. Must not be recruiting the best anymore

The gif was a sleeper agent, nesting in his brain reading to cause a seizure.

Is this pansy faggot aware that people DIE from seizures? Falling down and hurting your arm is not a big deal.

Where are the bantz in the twitter thread? wtf

use a vpn

Man, this is advanced kikery.

park by a mcdonalds, use their wifi

Scorched.

Right...it’s not at all because you are a pedophile Kurt

Checked and wrecked

He posted some stupid shit on twitter 2 years ago and a few days ago I was diagnosed with brain cancer. Clearly mine is more severe since it happened before his. Though to be fair I always feel as though Im growing a tumor every time I read one of his posts

kek

More screenshots plz

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>My house was struck by a metorit this very morning and it's because of the Drumpf induceed negative shift of human concciousness leading to more bad stuff manifesting itself in the world.

did somebody really went to jail beacuse he tweeted a meme at somebody?

John Rivello is a legend.

The Jew cries out as he strikes you

> send email claiming you have juicy info on trump's collusion/cheating on melania/piss memo
> follow up email send youtube.com/watch?v=AjbrmfjJRk0

Isnt that the guy who got caught looking at hentai?

>japanese pornography man

Why should he? The only correct response to anyone who's not a medical professional looking for your medical records is 'fuck off'?

This one's for you Eichenwald

youtube.com/watch?v=-Nk6sCIU3NE

That meme triggered him so badly that he can't even molest his goddaughter, it's killing him.

Oy vey you owe $6 million now goy

yes, also the worst part about it is that the guy who did it felt bad about it so he donated to an epilepsy charity, and Kikenwald found out who he was by asking the charity for his name. He's a complete shitbag

Oy vey

WAH MY KIKE ARM BROKE CUZ NAZIS

No, it was his kiddy fiddling arm.

too bad he didnt die
then the world would have to ignore his shitty posts

His Twitter nigger background is cuck levels flags

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CHECKs out

Lol, hope he forgets about it thanks to his (((amnesia))), gets a seizure mid-hug and ends up Zengiefing his own daughter.

>Blamed PTSD for sending a gif

What an asshole.

>flight or flight
Hearty kek.