Wake up

>Wake up
>Look out window
>See this
Wat do?

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Probably cry with joy unironically, then go enlist

rejoice?

>Hitlers 50th Birthday.jpg
Shit, I'm in the past

Put on my uniform and grab my flag!

Day of the Rope!

is this present day or did i go back in time?

Go on Sup Forums and brag about my country.

Attempt to enlist.

Get my Jewish arse the fuck out of there.

this. also I don't know how the fuck this place has broken me so much from the programming. a few years ago this would automatically put fear/disgust in me.

Warn him of the Normandy invasions and that the Eastern front can wait about a year since Stalin wouldn't be ready yet anyway.

Also hope I don't get gassed cause I'm German and polish.

Wonder where my garden went.

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Can't speak German so I'd probably plan my escape

this

You would be deported for being Anglo scum

>Get off my lawn, faggots

Probably start looking for a place to hide

Convince Hitler to start with Africa and the Middle east first.

sip my coffee

>Yell a maniac YEEEEEES.
>calm down
>shower
>enlist

yeah ok bud

>I'm here to enlist, fellow aryans

>SIEG HEIL
youtube.com/watch?v=VmUaBoEEz_g

probably start putting stuff on trucks 10 hours a a day
or mechanic or welding

>hide in the attic

Weep with relief.

Most probably even a Eastern German "Übergangspolake". Go kill yourself! You are a disgrace for the flag! Dreckiger Ossi!

im white, not that you actually care if i am or not you D&C faggot

>tfw look like hitler IRL

Literally weep with relief, fall to my knees and thank God, run outside to welcome my nations liberators shouting Seig Heil and inquiring how I may best help serve the Reich.

Vor uns gibt es kein entkommen! Bewahre deine Wurzeln die mit gewisser Wahrscheinlichkeit den germanischen Angeln und Sachsen entstammen...

You already speak a German language... faggot...

fpbp
>Retard shill doesn't even know when to use his retard drawings

Well, they're socialists, so I go to welfare office and get my socialized part of the cake. Then escape and see how they lose a war again.

kek these always make me laugh, also considering a lot of mutts are actually really handsome. it just comes down to whether you have attractive parents or not. if one is ugly that can fuck up the genes but some of the most attractive people I've seen were mutts

>Wat do?
Sieg heil until my arm is sore

I better get up so that i don't miss the mandatory public works service so i don't get punished by being send off to summercamp.

>National Socialism
>Demand gibs
Yea, that's not how it works

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Halo! I nein sprach krautzen!
Wer iz airporten?

Get muh guns & get these unAmerican faggots outta my country

NO ONE WAS EVER GASSED BY NATSOC GERMANY YOU MONGOLOID

Thanks for the reminder, my fine Semitic friend. I forgot to add that I would immediately turn in every Jew I ever met to the new authorities.

>retard

>also I don't know how the fuck this place has broken me so much from the programming.

Being able to freely speak your mind about politics with anyone on the globe is a very recent thing, it's not like they have bullet-proof goy protection yet

MÜSSEN GEHEN SCHNELL

pic related

yeah it's just mind boggling how controlled we have been. the internet changed everything. but most are still controlled. that was part of how I came here, because I was on a quest for truth no matter what that meant, and it somehow led me in this weird tailspin here

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
und das heißt
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Erika!

Fucking fag

Teach them how to go nuclear.

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>Probably cry with joy unironically, then go enlist


>die a cold, lonely terrifying death in a frozen Belorussian field sometime during Bagration

Unless of course, you were on about enlisting on the winning side.

>mutt dresses in german uniform
disgusting

Hitler was a wise man

>extend arm
duh

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This.

You got to work for help, or starve like the worthless vermin you are

wonder where the turks stole those nazi uniforms from

Just like everyone else mate, with the sheer amount of newfriends it's more important than ever to get the information out there for them to see

Better than living as cattle, i would still fight for national socialism no matter how bad the odds were, you coward

You fuckers are not replacing my flag that easily

>wonder where the turks stole those nazi uniforms from

Turkistan legions, turks who volunteers to fight for germany were put into their own group and given their own uniform, same with all kind of foreign volunteers brits/americans included in the german army

for the lazy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkestan_Legion

>You fuckers are not replacing my flag that easily
Pretty sure it was already replaced Sven

Idk start to shake and lock my door, I'd defiantly be executed for being a total failure of a man, even though I'd be kind of
happy that they've won.

Not just yet

Go back to sleep. Rest peacefully knowing I’m finally comfy and safe. Then start working in the name of Christ and country

*definitely ugh im a retard

keep you the fight

*up

OH SHIT I'M LATE

Start a people smuggling business (outbound)

Just enlist into the home guard or some shit, they will sort your negative behaviors out for you if you are too weak to recognize and stop them yourself

>human trafficking
>kikeing, kikeing never changes

so pure

Hide.

>I'm here to enlist, Uncle Adolf!

I have rly bad clinical depression and anxiety and can barely cope in situations, I used to be fine, but now it's been
likee 8 years and I feel like it's done damage to my brain.

but anyway, wouldn't hitler punish us? he probably hates us the most

>not wanting to die a Heldentod while fighting to hold off the asiatic hordes from the borders of the Fatherland
>not wanting to kill hundreds of charging enemies before they finally overrun your lone mg nest and send you to feast with your fallen comrades in Walhalla
>instead wanting to be one of the hundreds of enemies that are callously driven against the mg nest like cattle
But why?

I feel you bro

Get a desk job then, im sure you can handle some spreadsheets in the comfort of your home without having a panic attack right?

You can make yourself useful in more ways than being a social butterfly

>>not wanting to die a Heldentod while fighting to hold off the asiatic hordes from the borders of the Fatherland

>implying i would even care
Their place is here, if they stay there it's their problem

Tears would be streaming down my face uncontrollably. I'd run to the nearest SS office and sign up with the hope if working my way into the einsatzgruppen.

but hitler hates the weak, he'd act out on his eugenics program even on alive people, killing
betas, weak ppl, etc. its our degenerate society that keeps most of us alive and well, literally
the majority of Sup Forums arent cut out men either and wouldnt survive under real nazism

>but hitler hates the weak

if you mean weak by retards and people who can't even move their eyes with all sorts of tubes since birth then yeah, but (You) can obviously form a sentence so you are golden bud

And as for the rest of your post it's just a case of "easy times, weak men". Give any randomly selected pol user a couple months training and you are now an upstanding employed citizen

>into the einsatzgruppen

Better to leave that to people who can do it without regret, you want a happy family life back home or to drink yourself into an early grave?

Have breakfast hold thoughts until after I eat. looks fine to me.

Tell him don't spare the British at Dunkirk and DO NOT rely on the Italians.

No shit

Reunite with my son since 'feminism' and kike laws would be gone.

D-don't attack Russia you melt!

Explain user, why can't you sue to see your son faggot?

Go back to sleep and have the best, deepest and refreshing slumber in my life. All is right with the world and leftism was just a terrible nightmare.

Join in

Attacking Russia was necessary, otherwise Russia would have attacked Germany at a time of their choosing. A preventative strike before they were ready was the only chance of stopping them.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_offensive_plans_controversy

Hurry up and get dressed, I am obviously late for inspection.

Can you imagine the relaxing feeling knowing whites came back from the brink, knowing what the future now holds for us

Gets me all giddy

They will give you a free train ride. ;-)