Norm Macdonald is our guy

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>i didnt even know he was sick

Kek

Who's the guy on the right of the counter that Norm keeps calling a holocaust denier?

He should switch over to CRTV. Never thought I'd say such a thing.

It's his co-host

Adam Egret, manager of The Comedy Store, though not a comedian himself. He's Norm's sidekick and whipping boy. Also a Jew.

Look at this ugly filthy kike.

adam egret
before comedy he was a male prostitute he actually used to jerk off guys under the queensboro bridge

I was obsessed with Norm, had every piece of footage of him saved and watched daily. Finally got to meet him at a stand up show about ten years ago. He was a huge twat to me.

>people think that norm's comedic act is an act

It's interesting how he can openly make fun of Holocaust right in front of all those kikes. And they let him, just because he is close to their circles. If it was actually real, why would they let people joke about it, even if it's their close friends??? Yeah, because they all know it is just a bunch of horseshit.

>>people think that norm's comedic act is an act

It is an act. He was a twat to me, but had no problem acting like a perfectly behaved, normal human being to the two clams at the bar before the show.

I'm not complaining or anything, it's always an honor to be disregarded by a legend, but we're going a bit too far when we say "it's not an act" when he has no problem showing his true colors when you float a piece of pussy by him.

Yes
>He's never read David Irving because he says "he's to smart"

Top fucking kek. Norm is extremely well read and most certainly red pilled. Case in point his trolling of Huff Po and Margaret Cho.

He's blaming it all on his Jewish co-host and acting like he disagrees

yeah, no. watch his last stand up on letterman, totally bluepilled on ww2. like 95% of modern comedians, his schtick is mostly about being obnoxious and unruly and appearing to be perpetually drunk. not that i don't find him funny in moderation.

>If it was actually real, why would they let people joke about it
>People make jokes about Michael Jackson, that means he wasn't real
LAWJIC

Norm is funny no matter whos guy he is.

How was it bluepilled? His bit was something like "World War II was Germany against the world. Now, you'd think the world would win in about five seconds ... but it was actually kinda close."

Not exactly funny, but I don't see how that's bluepilled.

It's just an act. The whole point is that Holocaust is the butt of the joke. I don't think Ukrainians would tolerate anyone making fun of Holodomor.

Stay bitter faggot, he likes pussy and not whiny bitches. Don't be a celebrity worshipping fag next time.

Thanks. I'm not bitter (I actually went out of my way to explain that I'm not complaining, just describing what happened) and I don't "worship celebrities", he was just leaning against a wall before the show, saw him take a few pictures with people, so I just mentioned that I was a huge fan, wasn't going to bother him for a picture, just wanted to say it was an honor to meet him.

Huge mistake.

I love listening to Norm MacDonald when he goes on the Adam Carols podcast. Both of them are very red pilled.

He's Jewing the Jew

You opened it up fucker, now you have to tell what happened. If you don't you are a bitter faggot

My son said he likes to cut himself so that he can feel something. I said what's wrong with feeling nothing like the rest of us.

So what did he say to you? I saw him in Austin, didn’t chat with him but enjoyed the show. I have a friend who offered Norm some poker lessons and Norm sounds kinda crazy or gay from his experiences. Still a fan of his comedy though.

Norm was always red-pilled, infact his blooming career was abruptly ended because he named the jew... well actually he didn't even say anything bad about jews, all's what he did was point out the fact that jews are in 100% control of the hollywood mass-media machine and that was enough for the yids to crucify him

He said "Oh, thanks, man" and then he held out his hand like he wanted me to shake it, so I went to shake it then he pulled it back like he was going for a slap on the hand instead of a shake and kept alternating with that shit, then I looked up at him (he's a TALL motherfucker, I'm 6'2" and I had to look up at him) like he was out of his mind and was about to walk away. I guess since the look on my face and the fact that I fell silent and turned to walk off gave him some sort of "This guy's an easy mark" signal and he asked what my favorite bit of his was. When I started to answer, he wouldn't let me finish, he would BARELY let me get the words out of my mouth, he just kept saying "Oh yeah, that's awesome, man, that's awesome" and he just kept baiting me and then repeating himself through my answers.

This went on for a minute or two then which seemed like a fucking eternity, then he slapped me on the shoulder when I guess he was done doing whatever the fuck it is he was doing and I walked away.

Are you stupid or something? My point is not that people making fun of something means it's not real. My point is that jews become all triggered about Holocaust, when it's politically/financially beneficial to them. Otherwise like this example, they don't care. They actually laugh along.
If it's real, you would get triggered no matter the context or who is making a hoke. As I said for Ukrainians Holodomor is not a topic for jokes, no matter what. How can Ukrainians joke about such tragedy?

>amerigoblin on “logic”

my fucking god norm is funny

youtube.com/watch?v=N0HT-qaw5RI

Regardless of how many of your precious feelings were hurt by being the brunt of a joke, I guarantee everyone else found it funny. Just be thankful you got bullied by a legend.

>Regardless of how many of your precious feelings were hurt

Why would it hurt my feelings? It was confusing as all fuck, but it didn't cause any hurt feelings.

>I guarantee everyone else found it funny

No one else was around.

>
Regardless of how many of your precious feelings were hurt by being the brunt of a joke, I guarantee everyone else found it funny.

I am.

>Offering a recovering gambling addict lessons on a game centered around gambling

As I understand it he was more into sports betting, still a garbage thing to do.

For me, It's Colin Quinn.

Bump user. Norm is based.

Original tweet was some roastie complaining that Norm getting a deal with Netlflix was 'just another 50something white male getting screen time' etc

how bad is their control in Ukraine? Just like Usa?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI

>two clams
I think that explains it

>adam egret

Honestly I wouldn’t take it personally. Norm was most likely fucked up and has probably had that type of encounter a thousand times in his life. He probably didn’t feel like putting on a fake happy exchange with you, so he just tried to find something raw and awkward in it. That and he was probably drunk or high.
Norm has done a lot of poker tournaments, but yeah, he’s had some serious sport gambling issues. I think he has gone broke multiple times. Supposedly after Weekend Update, he’d sometimes head straight to Atlantic City and wouldn’t stick around for the goodbyes.

My friend who tried to teach him lessons said Norm would come downstairs in his boxers and just be screaming weird shit. Norm is a great comic but a lot of them are troubled souls.

Ho man, great story.

Have you considered that you are, in fact, a twat? Maybe Norm's good at what he does because he sees things in a different way. Usually you think this is funny. But when he sees you in a different way, ie, you think you're an ok guy but Norm knows you're a huge shit filled twat, your feelings are hurt (more indication that Norm was right again!).

all of these old comedians love this shit, because they're anti-PC boomers, and hate the current youth

Kek. This made me love norm even more

Remember Patrice oneal being interviewed by the soy? Fascinating shit

If you're not anti-PC these days then you're a flaming faggot

15 dollars a man

that's like 4/7 millenials

I saw this copypasta before only it was Ryan Gosling

Norm is a goddamn treasure.

Norm owns

>Have you considered that you are, in fact, a twat?

no u

>Maybe Norm's good at what he does because he sees things in a different way

Okay.

>Usually you think this is funny.

Sure.

>But when he sees you in a different way

He didn't "see" me in any particular way. What he saw was me tell him that I was a huge fan and it was a honor to meet him.

>you think you're an ok guy but Norm knows you're a huge shit filled twat

Because I told him I was a fan and honored to meet him?

>your feelings are hurt (more indication that Norm was right again!).

My feelings weren't hurt, I was just confused because he seemed to have zero problem with these Midwestern cows coming up and pestering him for pictures when they don't even know who the fuck he is, they just wanted his picture because his face plastered on the outside of the building. I figured it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world to let him know that someone in the audience actually knows who he is, is happy they paid the money, and is sincerely honored to meet him.

I couldn't have been more wrong, but when did I ever say my feelings were hurt? Being confused and being hurt are two entirely different things, friend.

I've told this story on Sup Forums before, so that's probably were you read it. And, funnily enough, I got the exact same type of responses: NORM RULES YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT GO NORM even though I bent over backwards, both the first time I told it and now, that I wasn't hurt by him acting like a twat, I was CONFUSED as to why he was acting like a twat when he had no problem with everyone else, who had no idea who he was, asking him to take pictures and shit.

But that's Norm for you: He's fucking weird. And that's this board for you: Filled with people with absolutely zero reading comprehension.

were you bothering him while he was trying to buy 15 milky ways?

>tfw you unironically support Stalinist purges of judges, congressmen, academics, etc.

no that's the
>oh, like you're doing now?
pasta

Is that the one with the chocolate bars?

Worse. Jews running Ukraine are the greediest, but also quite dumb. They can only steal, nothing else. All the better jews went to America.

eget is basically norm's nurse/caretaker irl, or was for a while.

Isn’t that the ugly kike engineer from big bang theory?

Norm has been redpilled

Sadly that's the reason he can't really get a but deal with a network

I've done a lot of research into this and he kinda is but he also isn't.
youtube.com/watch?v=4xfhT4bOAMg

Mind you, he is the greatest comedian of all time

He used to be a gay junkie before he became a male pornstar famous fuck being cucked by that guy mandingo. Total jew.

Apparently he's going to have a show with netflix
vulture.com/2018/01/norm-macdonald-may-soon-be-getting-his-own-netflix-talk-show.html

>you're less interesting than pussy to an asexual

Norm claims to be many things. I've also heard that interview where he claims to have no interest in sex and that he hasn't had sex since his son was born.

But he was trying to bang these broads, no doubt about it.

i died a little.

CIA cosplay

It's a joke you retard

>It's a joke you retard

No, it's referring to two things:

1. The fact I said he was acting perfectly normal around two women

2. The fact that Norm has said that he has no interest in sex or women in some random interview that that user was quoting by calling Norm an "asexual"

If he's an asexual, then he's the strangest asexual who's ever lived because he was clearly fiending for gash that night.

I met Ian Bagg the other night and asked him if he'd seen the inside of Norm's apartment, he said no.

anyone here follows the series Hunting Hitler on History channel?

can I get a quick rundown?

Avoid meeting your heroes. Don't avoid foisting yourselves on great men. Appreciate him from a distance, he's not a lama at a petting zoo.

I think someone actually did turn it into a pasta, kek. Dude, desu if Norm treated me in a way that made me feel shitty I’d prob kill him and then myself. I don’t think it would’ve happen bc I’d know not to act enamored by him. Obv that’s gonna creep him out if you know anything about him. But I’m imagining if 17 year old me met him.

I recently saw YouTube personality Joseph Costello in Austin on 6th Street. He gave me a bad look which kind of pissed me off but I chalked it up to him profiling me as not a drunk idiot and our chicks weren’t drunk skanks. He knew I wasnt gonna give him content and worried I’d come fuck up his shot. Also idgaf bc it’s just a youtube kid I find kinda funny not a comedy legend. Good on you for taking it so well m80

Folks should look into his ventriloquist phase. One of his puppets is a "virulent Holocaust denier".

download it and watch.
it's pretty interesting.
basically they have used intelligence that was confidential until 2012 (or 14) and they are trying to find out if the man really killed himself or run away to south america with the others that also runway.

I think they are onto something.
They've found a base in argentina and they believe they were doing chemical weapons there and trying to do atomic bombs.
they had heavy water supplies and whatnot.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunting_Hitler

>(he's a TALL motherfucker, I'm 6'2" and I had to look up at him)


Norm Macdonald is 6'1" according to the internet. And if you watch him on Conan he is a few inches shorted than that red headed clown and he is 6'4" so you are either a manlet or a liar.

I saw one episode where they found a base in the woods with plumbing and nice floors and shit

norm doesnt blame the jews for anything

therefore to Sup Forums he is a jewish shill

oh ho w horrible they need to make a film about this

What the fuck? He is NOT 6'1".

I looked it up and the first link I clicked is filled with people arguing that this HAS to be bullshit, so obviously I'm not the only one who met him in person and strongly disagrees that he's 6'1".

fuck yeah he is i love this man, god bless norm macdonald
>meanwhile bill burr fucks nigresses

If this same exchange happened to Norm and it was say, Rodney Dangerfield who made an ass out of him, do you think he'd whine about it? I'd expect he'd reflect on the incident and perhaps develop a little dignity in the process. Then he'd tell the story and laugh with everyone else like a man.

What's the story there? The way they talk it sounds like they spend a lot of time together?

What is best in life ? To crush the Left, see the corrupt journalists driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the SJW !

>I'd expect he'd reflect on the incident and perhaps develop a little dignity in the process

Or he'd respond like a normal person and think "Well, shit, I just wanted to let him know at least one person in the audience actually knows who he is and appreciates him being here, if he didn't wanna hear it, fine, no reason to be a twat."

And I don't know how many times I have to say this, but I took no personal offense to it, I don't know the motherfucker and he doesn't know me, there's no WAY it could have been personal.

The experience was CONFUSING. Every seems to have a collective blindness whenever they read this word. Either that or you all learned a VERY different meaning of the word "confused" than everyone else in the Anglosphere and you all also happen to post on this one particular board.

>OH LIKE YOURE DOING NOW?

Ee eye ee eye oh.

>simply not liking sjws is "based" now
Fucking cringe

More proof that the world needs us leafs. You people keep shitting all over us, but without us you'd all be totally fucked.

Did you learn anything from the exchange?

youtube.com/watch?v=LfWg6ADrCno

Stormin' Norman also uses a holocaust denying puppet on the radio from home regularly

I learned that Norm MacDonald doesn't want fans talking to him. That's about it. He was just as sweet as could be to the other two types of people who interacted with him:

1. Rubes who had no idea who he was and just wanted a picture because his poster was on the building

and

2. Attractive women

That's all I learned.

norm vicariously tells his jokes through that dumpster

I believe you user, Funny story.