UK porn restrictions

metro.co.uk/2018/01/27/people-wanting-to-watch-porn-will-soon-have-to-prove-their-age-7266038/

Can somebody explain to me how on earth they think they can pull this off?

How would they deal with sites like reddit/tumblr/Sup Forums etc which don't only host porn?

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No, it's nearly 3AM. Go to sleep.

Comrade Corbyn delivers again

Degenerates get gulag

How did the UK become such a totalitarian shithole?

>implying forcing soypeople to watch less BLACKED is a bad thing

BASED uk

absolute state of bongistan

or actually this might be a good thing? reducing degeneracy, jewish porn eyc

The UK will be the site of the first democratic socialist revolution

This is the best thing to happen to Britain.

Maybe more men will absorb their naturally produced testosterone and use it productively, like to build strong masculine bodies and dominant mindsets, instead of spilling it into dirty socks three time a day.

If this what democratic socialism looks like, then I don't want it.

Proper fucking order.

>semen contains testosterone

citation require

How is this even going to work?
Most porn sites aren't in Britanistan.

we have to protect our tranny porn from wholesome islamic values

I assume they will just block them if they don't comply, but what i'm interested in is how they can possibly deal with sites that don't host porn as their main feature, is this just a case of uninformed idiots trying to control things they can't control?

>the end of UK posters
so long, bros

It'll work for about as long as the pirate bay block did.

>AgeID will then log which pornographic sites that person uses and MindGeek has plans to charge other porn websites to use the software.
>Jim Killock, the executive director at Open Rights Group, warned Sky News that ‘age verification could lead to porn companies building databases of the UK’s porn habits, which could be vulnerable to Ashley Madison style hacks.’

For the chumps who give you their details.

I remember reading it won't apply to sites whose main purpose isn't porn so Sup Forums and reddit won't be included despite porn being present.

>I assume they will just block them if they don't comply
They could do that. They would piss off those companies but they're porn companies, no one's gonna cry for them.
>but what i'm interested in is how they can possibly deal with sites that don't host porn as their main feature
Those sites are kind of rare (like this one). Advertisers don't like them. Generally you're either a porn site or you're not.
>is this just a case of uninformed idiots trying to control things they can't control?
I wonder.
Might be the beginning of a national "internet ID" system.

They aren't rare at all though, reddit/tumblr/imgur and loads more all contain huge amounts of porn even though it's not what they're mainly used for.

Testosterone is required for sperm production, the more you ejaculate the more testosterone is required to replenish stocks.

The less testosterone you waste making sticky socks the more can be utilized in other ways, such as developing musculature and masculinizing the brain.

Fucking chicks however doesn't work that way, close contact with females during sex exposes the man to various hormones which are known to boost testosterone production, beyond the levels required to refill your sack with sperm.

I would say some poor pleb sitting at computer for hours on end, scrubbing the internet one site at a time. Making sure its in compliance.

That oddly made my day a little better having imagined that.

Fucking is good for t levels, wanking is extremely wasteful and will over time have consequences in terms of masculinity.

serves you right for calling us Amerifats.

How does China pull it off?

I'm jealous, T.B.H., lad.

Pretty sure you get a testosterone boost after seven days of not fapping but after that it levels off and you don't get any additional benefits other than say a high off sticking to a goal.

What's wrong with banning porn? Wouldn't it get white brits to start fucking women and having babies again?

Asian, Lesbian, MILF, Giantess, and Hentai are the top searches among UK males on PornHub btw.

this is true, but you're not wasting any, forget the boost, the benefit is all your testosterone is being used to make you more manly, rather than to fuel your fapping habit.

Kek. You're a good sport, old chap.

I want it

Didn't say it was necessarily a bad thing but pretending it's about "protecting the children" is silly, especially when their solution is to require handing over credit card information to shady sites, kids will just use their parents credit card and cause more problems than them seeing some tits.

looks pretty dumb to me. cant even drink water right..

The governments own impact assessment report is a good laugh:

>Porn age-checks risk pushing children to dark web, officials warn

>The government is concerned age-checks on porn sites could push children towards "more extreme material" on the dark web, it has emerged.

>The document says: "The potential for online fraud could raise significantly, as criminals adapt approaches in order to make use of false AV systems/spoof websites and access user data."

>And it adds: "There is also a risk that both adults and children may be pushed towards ToR where they could be exposed to illegal activities and more extreme material."

>The campaign has also raised privacy and security concerns over the storage of the personal details of the expected millions of web users signing up for age-verified sites.

>The impact assessment also highlights the fact that most "adult" websites are based in the United States, meaning that they will be out of reach of UK law.


bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42577460

This is a joke:

>From May people will have to prove they are 18 before accessing UK websites.
>Ministers say the move is part of a plan to make the UK "the safest place in the world for children to be online".

>But Digital Minister Matt Hancock has said he wants Britain to be a world leader in the regulation of web content and claimed "adult" sites in other countries have adopted the age verification idea.

Yeah we really want to be a world leader in this area...

Same way any first world country does. With Jews.

But your kids will still be able to access gore sites, right?

>Wouldn't it get white brits to start fucking women and having babies again?
I seriously doubt that porn has such a big impact on most people (despite all of the memes here).

...

First, we need to protect ADULTS from porn, or there will be NO children to begin with. Founder of Playboy (Hugh Hefner) was disciple of that hueg pervert 'kiddie fucker for science' dr Kinsey.

Cons:
- MindGeek, a company who has previously been hacked, is in control of the data.
- Fraud - Sites will set themselves up as being part of AgeID and steal people's details.
- Teenagers go to the dark web and view more extreme material (I don't care) and end up on even shadier sites than normal porn sites.
- Most websites are hosted in the US and blocking them will be about as effective as the pirate bay block was.

Pros:
- Britian will be a "world leader in the regulation of web content"

Its too hard to find the sauce (search for Panda Bear Porn, wow), but
I remember hearing that pandas in a zoo wouldn't breed until the male was shown movies of wild panda's in action. Maybe that porn, where they find the right hole of course, is what keeps any birth rate up with all the nasty food and chemicals nowadays.

Wtf i love uk now

>UK porn restrictions

It's teressa mays way of silencing dissent.

If you brits start talking about stuff she doesn't like, she posts porn and arrests you.

who's the titty monster?

who is that wench in the picture

Not sure just a random pic I found.

UK should've just sent some nukes or muzzies to Jewllywood or wherever the studios are located.

Leanne crow
>tfw her tits finally stopped growing

I don't understand why people on this board are so against a porn ban.

It's one of the best fucking things a Western Government can do.

Stop being weak creatures throwing tantrums cause you might lose your source of cummies

They couldn't even ban the pirate bay, do you really think they can ban the hundreds of thousands of porn sites on the internet? It's not possible.

The principle of it stands. Porn is bad.

it's just about control
it's not about praciticality, it's not about protecting children. it's about control.

they are control freaks. thats why none of this makes practical sense. it's not about making practical sense, it's about control

Porn should be banned period, erotica is fine tho.

OH MY GOD FREE WANK IS AT STAKE! MAGA!
> How would they deal with sites like reddit/tumblr/Sup Forums etc which don't only host porn?
Get rid of the porn...? UK Filter? Kill reddit and tumblr (these are the worst at grooming whores and helping to push the dirt economy, land lords are taking sex as payment)
If we care about other uses then people need to find alternative solutions before pretexts are made.

Finally your faggot nanny state does something worthwhile, porn is a degenerate cause that must be purged for not only does it lead to fetishes, but it also leads to uncontrollable urges that will make you go down the spiral of defeat.

so they don't have to sign into burger sites?