MUH Capitalism at its finest

MUH Capitalism at its finest

Splain?

>conman gets BTFO by Tide pods

And all was right in the world.

>imagine that number without the electric car gibbs included.

Do better Elon.

musk is a faggot and anyone who buys his shit is a faggot, the end. Also its almost like Tide makes a product that everyone needs, whereas musk only makes niche rich people/liberal shit.

Is he seriously complaining about a staple household goods corporation making more money than his fledgling meme company?

Wow it’s almost like tide has a legitimate business making household products that everyone needs, whereas Tesla is just a faggy soyboy car for libtards

>people need laundry products

I'm willing to bet any amount of money that Tide outsells Tesla every month of the year

clean your damn room and wash your clothes you filthy commie
>all fields

Aren't Teslas sold at a loss intentionally, because he wants to popularize electric cars?

>tfw Tesla is valued at 1/4 the value of P&G

This is exactly why a pure free market doesn't work. It's really a necessary evil the free market, the good thing is in the centuries to come we will reach a post scarcity economy, where AI does everything for us and we have so much wealth and abundance of resources we won't need to trade for anything. This will also though have to coincide with a Fascist government who ensures people do not become degenerate and instead use this spare time they now have to pursue greater ideals. This Government will also have to implement Eugenics.

He's fucking joking.

> It doesn't sell jet rocket fueled 3d scanning satellites so therefore it's not profitable.

Bitch some of the most profitable companies in the world make the most mundane shit.

Is there something wrong with the electric cars?

>luxury car vs retard candy
Wow, it's like the numbers are completely meaningless.

Yeah fuck people buying an actual product that you use to do laundry instead of a $500 BBQ torch.

One sells overpriced electric cars.

The other sells detergent for around $20 good for at least 1 month of laundry

More people need to do laundry than drive electric cars.

1) tide pods are awesome
2) I use their softeners too

Woah Capitalism working.
I wonder what this could mean

I've switched to Diet Tide pods myself.

You're retarded. Two things : 1) Tesla shoots itself in the foot where they don't have a good profit margin; 2) The average Joe cannot get a hold of a Tesla product as easy as a Tide product.

Is the Model 3 actually gonna force other car companies to step up their electric/hybrid game or is it all Musk dicksucking

I really need to check these things BEFORE posting.
It's not even a real tweet.
Fuck that fake """""flamethrower""""" though.

I hate Elon Musk so much. He's so transparent with his "wow, look at me, I'm a hip cool kid like all you radical Millennials!" And yet the retards fucking eat it up. I really don't understand what his angle is, does he actually think a bunch of broke college students working at Starbuck's can afford a Tesla? I was really interested in them for a while, and a lot of the stuff his company makes in general, until he started in with all of this stupid shit. He also constantly comes up with "concepts" that are literally physically impossible and yet the kids still worship him like he's a genius. He's no better than one of those fags who makes a GoFundMe for something stupid like solar roads.

So you wound say pornography is a good thing for society and should remain simply because of the free market? And you're retarded if you think either the free market is infallible and shouldn't have some level of government intervention similar to Nazi Germany or that the free market will die out due to such huge leaps in technology.

Wow, you aspie faggots are taking this like he was being seriously and not just making a joke about eating laundry detergent.

Maybe I'm just ig'nant but those numbers seem really low

i lul'd

When you take into account what it takes to build one and maintain one it's less environmentally-friendly and efficient than a car that runs on fossil fuel, so what's the point? So some asshole can feel like they're making a difference. That's it.

You're a retard if you think the state is infallible

Might have something to do with the fact that Tesla sucks. Fuck off and stop getting tax payer money to keep your shitty ideas afloat

Nobody said that, but you're retarded enough to believe the free market is infallible.

If we live in a society where pornography is frowned upon then we wouldn't need the government to intervene. Also, I never said I was for a 100% free market. Also, this is bait.

saged.

All his other shit is pretty dumb, but SpaceX is so far ahead of the rocket game they can't even see their competition in the rear view mirror.

to be fair tide pods taste better than electric cars

>be a normie
>go to supermarket
>need to buy a detergent
>they're all the same shit
>"oh, that tide product stands out because i heard dummies were eating it heh"
>normie buys the tide product
>normie has a chuckle with his family and friends over the tide product
>"look what i bought for dinner haha it's tide get it because the tide pod challenge"
>everyone laughs (including tide)
>but not elon musk, he cries on social media like a bitch

Not only that but poor build quality priced at a premium

Why would you want to drive a car that get's cucked by needing a several hour recharge and double your electric bill? I guess if youre a yuppie and you want to seem like a pseued its nice

No. Just Tesla cars.

It's a good thing you're not comparing two wildly different things, OP. That would make you a fag.

So you are saying elon should start selling edible electric cars?

You realize the very ability for something to be frown upon is because of a morality and religion, which is backed up by the state? Do you know what happens when you just allow freedom of expression? Take a look at 1960s America and you'll see.

>this is bait
>everything that isn't reddit tier lolbertainism is bait

Because electricity is cheaper than gas, and I don't have to waste time at gas stations if I just charge it over night??

This truly is bullshit. The fact that Tesla has sales at all is bullshit considering it has produced nothing of value

Quality af. Buy one, goy.

Buy a $100,000 Tesla and I'll buy a shitty Honda civic from Craigslist for $800. Let's have a race from Houston to Atlanta. Who wins?

what are you trying to prove here faggot?
because as of now, you are just making a fool of yourself

>one is priced low enough for a much broader market as a modern necessity
>the other is a luxury item with a higher price tag and niche market.

>1 mil flat
Suspiciously round number
Seems like some kind of bs at play

>laundry products are purchased by more people than electric cars

wow, its almost like making a product for only rich liberal faggots is a gay as fuck idea

The Tesla wins because your honda civic broke down just outside of Houston, and you had to get a toe.

Check'a'dee'd.

This. Elon Musk is a little bitch and his products are liberal gay toys.

Only suburban and rural retards race.

City people all voted Tesla.

People do laundry more often than they buy cars. It’s a simple concept, dumbass.

Fuck, you literally just described me. I bought a bunch of tide pods to leave in my living room's candy bowl. Half the reason was because I live in an apartment and have to bring my own soap when using the washing machine, and the other half was the meme.

lol have fun doing any kind of long distance travel

it’s almost like people need to do laundry more than they need a Tesla

Tide Pods do look fucking tasty

>implying that if you can afford a tesla your family only has one car

Hi, you realize the pollution caused by mining heavy metals for batteries is bad right AUSTRALIA?

Hi, you realize the electrons you plug into are generated at a local power plant and most likely less green than fucking traditional carbon fossil fuels?

Stop acting like expensive, impractical, eco disasters are somehow a benefit to humanity/ the globe.

Its a technology as old as the car it’s self. It’s never been efficient and has never made practical power source for automobiles.

Tesla isn’t even close to the first manufacturer to try this, nor is it a new idea. Tesla it’s self isn’t even profitable, they rely heavily on govt money

>buying into the self driving jew

>implying that if you can afford a tesla your family only has one car
Shit, was meant for

>I don’t have to spend ten minutes at a gas station because it’s better to charge for three hours
autism

I could buy another one quicker than you can find a charging station in rural Alabama. I could buy another 100 along the way and still have spent considerably less money than you.

Uh what?

k

SpaceX is the best thing going on at tesla for sure.

wow how come a company that sells PAPER (which is literally fucking worthless you can blow your nose with it lol) is making more money than a company that sells anatomically correct dragon dildos wtf thanks capitalism this would never happen under communism

Play dumb while the kiwi speaks sense. Go sleep on the road, it's warm.

And then try to find another civic, but this time it's 3200$.
Same deal, though. You don't get out of the city.

ARE ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS EVEN AWARE OF THE TIDE POD CHALLENGE OF JANUARY IN THE FIRST PLACE :-/

We all know that number is inflated by the highly successful tide pod challenge

And if we can completely get rid of government regulations, these people will purge themselves from the gene pool, everybody wins.

Not really. It's a different situation because buying a car is a big purchase, so people put a lot more thought into it. Most people won't just buy a car as a dumb joke. Laundry detergent, on the other hand, isn't something most people put a whole lot of thought into. They'll just grab whatever they recognize, and the Tide Pod challenge has made Tide a lot more recognizable in a way that doesn't really hurt their name because it's not their fault idiots are eating their product. It's not like Tide fucked up and was putting Tide Pods in people's food or marketing it as candy, and you don't see practically anyone blaming Tide over the Tide Pod Challenge, they're all calling the people who do it idiots.

FFS Don’t act like we didn’t have a Tide Pod Challenge this entire month of January you Faggots can’t be this behind

Damn Tesla owned them, Tide didn't even score doubles.

No, retard, it's obviously fake.

You are blatantly fucking retarded.

>jet rocket
just fucking kill yourself

You are very clearly making this up.

The only non-retard in the thread

>toe
kill yourself

You are a gigantic faggot

except that those 3 hours I'm sleeping because like i said, charge it over night? Are you retarded?
If I'm low on gas I have to stop, maybe end up being late to where I need to go

Isn't that like a whole ten cars? Maybe?

BASED GEN Z BUYING TIDE PRODUCTS!
HAHA!

THEY'RE GONNA SAVE THE WHITE RACE!

apparantly musk is a patriot and a good guy according to some deep state military guy that aleex jones interviews sometimes. so i dunno. but it's possible he's our guy. i hope so, becuase resuable rockets are pretty important.

i'm not keen on electric cars though, the consumer level battery technology just isn't there yet. but i guess he's working on it.

hyperloop if it ever gets operational seems useful.

there's a lot to like about what he's doing.

BUY 100K SHARES RIGHT NOW

>SpaceX is the best thing going on at tesla for sure.
do you seriously fucking think spacex is a company owned by tesla

Tough nuts musk. Build a better mouse trap.
>Being outdone by laundry detergent

>he's never owned a honda civic

It's fine. You can actually use the product so it's not like you're wasting your money, plus you get a little laugh on the side.

Over here in Korea, a few years back, there was a story where the vice president of Korean Air through a fit on a flight and got the flight delayed by 20 minutes because she wanted macadamia nuts. The story spread, with everyone calling her an asshole, and she apologized and resigned (and I think another person resigned, too). But the other side effect? Sales of macadamia nuts went up. Part of it was people wanting to try macadamia nuts to see what the fuss was, part of it was memes, and part of it was the story getting "macadamia nuts" in the heads of consumers.

This is the problem with completely hyper liberal capitalism. If hookers and blow make more and cost less (per capita) than schools and houses that is where the market goes. Zero priorities.

except the honda civic is hands down the worlds most reliable automobile if you check the maintenance and repair stats for used vehicles.

honda civic wins because it doesn't need a new battery in a few years that costs almost as much as the car itself

You're not my type.

>people would rather eat tide pods than drive electric cars

This is why aliens ignore us.

she wasn't even wrong, it was bad service to serve the nuts in the lazy fashion that they did. her dad owned the airline or something so she was right to demand a fancier nuts presentation. maybe she could have not thrown a fit though haha, but hey, i sympathize with her reaction. everyone just assumes she was being a princess but the presentation of nuts is important, get sloppy with your nuts and everything else gets sloppy afterwards its a chain reaction. she was defending the family business from sloppy nuts

like, it was first class, the nuts should be served in a fancy dish not a plastic bag

$30k electric cars = rich faggot shit? You must be anasexual poorfag if that’s how it looks to you. Musk is going to be the world’s first trillionaire.
Envy is poison, user. You can be a better man.

I hear this one a lot but honestly I maybe drive longer than 200km a few times a year, in which I can use the money I've saved not supporting the petrol jew on a rental