Brit/pol/ - The names Hitchens, Peter Hitchens edition

>Theresa May has indicated she will fight a proposal to give residency rights to EU citizens during the transition period after Brexit.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42896996

>I'm not a quitter, says Theresa May amid leadership questions
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42882832

>Post-Brexit data sharing crucial, say ex-intelligence heads
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42875215

>Landlord offers a young woman a rent-free apartment in return for SEX in shocking video as documentary claims the practice is sweeping Wales
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5331479/Landlord-offers-woman-rent-free-apartment-sex.html

>Formula One announces it will no longer use 'grid girls'
espn.com.au/f1/story/_/id/22273163/formula-one-announces-no-longer-use-grid-girls

Start binning knives

>claims the practice is sweeping Wales
Makes a change from sheep.

Just kidding.

>start ignoring tripfags

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!

Are traps gay?

yes
and spencer is even gayer

>rent-free apartment in return for SEX

Women have paid for shit with a gash card since the beginning of time.

>3 nip dicks and an implicit one

Wish I could offer sex in return for no rent...

Dude just tax plastic spoons LMAO

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>only gays

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>t.lives with his mum

He offered. She said no.

>a face even a mother won't love

Did he try his dad?

Don't feel bad. Darwin's theory of natural selection suggest that if you aren't pretty you're probably smart or strong.

or extinct

No

Combobreaker

no

Kek

Lmao he’s probably killed himself

My sister is a fucking mouthbreather and it makes me so angry.
She’s all like “I’ve never been able to breathe through my nose properly”.
Then go to a fucking doctor and get your nose fixed you stupid cunt.

Punch her in the nose to give her the excuse she needs.
It's the right thing to do.

I fucking want to.
She’s obese too.
It’s just like “HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH”

Seriously though, don't punch your sister in the face, even if she is a fatty.

>It’s just like “HHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH”
This is still making me laugh.

>tfw ur straight and eat arse regularly but dont get sick

t-thanks based mother nature?

>mmmm this is so hot licking an arsehole which someone earlier shit out of! Mmm so sexy!

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correct lul
fucking it feels gud also, sorry mr. good christian

Memecoins will not exist once winter-chan sets in and we get a few carrington events.

My tutor is wearing a EU pin, lads.

You should headbutt him in the face

as a side note I havn't had to do a single captcha today out of like 50 posts on different boards, has Hiro unfucked himself

I think they’ve just improved the algorithm. I think it identifies you scrolling around the page, opening images etc better than it did

Shut the fuck up you stupid soyboy.

Whisper in his ear "White pride, Europe wide," he'll love it.

I'm much too rich to be riding a bus.

I feel so out of place.

No one else is even wearing a suit.

Erm?

Interesting, a couple of days ago it was a captcha every post and most of those would fail to authenticate.

this is like a breath of freshair

I bet she's having a nice relaxing poo

>Will have to get mommy's permission to post on Sup Forums by April
How will britcucks survive

She looks totally British.

you lads wanna start a terror group?

Why so? Is it that adult content ID thing?

No thanks, gchq.

Whats the cheapest decent vpn?
plus mummy may probally forget that cripplechan exists

>MI5 posting on Brit/pol/

>>mmmm this is so hot licking a pussy which someone earlier pissed out of! Mmm so sexy!

Who are we going to terrorise?

>ever going down on a girl
Beta

MANCHESTER UNIT'D IS THA BEST TEAM IN THA HOLE WURLD. A LUV ME FOOTY AFTER A 'ARD DAY WURKIN' IN CONSTRUCTIN ME

Eddie.

>>mmmm this is so hot fucking a pussy which someone earlier pissed out of! Mmm so sexy!

A DONT FINK KNIVES SHUD BE BANNED ME. IF PAKI GOES 'N' BLOWS PPL UP A DONT BAN PAKISTANI DO WE?? FOOKIN RIDICULOUS BOLLOCKS , THE LOT OF IT

I'm not telling you goyim

Poor old Eddie. I'm not sure he needs terrorising anymore.

>doesn’t make the slut wash out her cunt before sex
Omega

Nice try Jo.

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WUT TEH FOOK !! THEY CANCELED XFACTOR TONITE?? I WUS FOOKIN LOOKIN' FORWARD TOO THAT I WUS. FOOKIN MUGS THE LOT OF 'EM

you think knives should be banned?

This is comfy

Ay blud dont make me draw for da shank, fuckin' wasteman!

Blood disgusting pakis lad, ill set up a meet up for all of us.

Football>Brainletcollide

IF DEY DONT PUT ON ME XFACTOR DEN THEYLL 'AVE A KNIFE PROBLEM MATE.....

>doesn't make the slut wash out her arse before anal play

literally retarded?

>he doesnt enhance his mind with the Lord green plant

Why are poor people so opinionated? Seriously, they speak just like goalposters.

I’m not the original person you replied to, don’t you know how IDs work?

no war but class war

Doctors told me I have small underdeveloped ovaries lads and that's why I look a girl and have a cup breasts

Also my testicles are sterile

I'm not even paying attention I am shitposting bro

I was at an ex gf's house once, she was from a poor suburb near manchester, and her dad was literally shouting GO ON MY SON to the telly while the footy was on
fucked her in her childhood bed later that night, good times

Causation may partially be the reverse way, and people generally breed and raise those like themselves.

>underdeveloped ovaries
> testicles are sterile

You have both?

t.caster semenya

>and her dad was literally shouting GO ON MY SON to the telly while the footy was on
GO GO YEEEEEEEES

well the testicles don't produce viable sperm, they technically classified as ovotestes but not quite.

and the ovaries are like mini ovaries, like the female equivalent of being low t, low e

So I have had minimal male development, and some minor female development. I have a tiny if non existent Adam's apple and my voice is pretty high.

Doctor reccomends e as I already live as a girl without trying , also you can ignore my flag. I'm using free wifi that makes it Swiss for some reason

rip are eddie

12 hours to go

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Wow, what a handsome lad. I see why the kids couldn't resist him

Are you cute? Post a picture so I can give you encouragement and support.

Might move to yankland tbqh

I hear Detroit is a nice place

Cheap property.

state your name cuz

WASH DANSIN WID ICE THA ALL GOT BRAIN DAMAGE FRE FALLING OVER HHHHHA HA HAH!

MAN GOES TIIIIIIIIING
BACKOFDANET

POP


MY MAN GOES TING LA SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

PA PA PA

>.< I don't think I am

THE TING GO SLRAAAP
*your daughters pussy is blown open by BBC*
SKI DA BAP BAP
*cervix blasted back into unnatural position*
SKRI TING TING
*her sexual acclimatisation forever changed*
AN BOP BOP BA POO POON
*she orgasms*
BA BOO SKA BA DAP
DAP
*transmits STD along with a torrent of homo erectus semen*
AH PAH BOOM BOOM

NO

THE TING GO SLRAAAP
*your daughters pussy is blown open by BBC*
SKI DA BAP BAP
*cervix blasted back into unnatural position*
SKRI TING TING
*her sexual acclimatisation forever changed*
AN BOP BOP BA POO POON
*she orgasms*
BA BOO SKA BA DAP
DAP
*transmits STD along with a torrent of homo erectus semen*
AH PAH BOOM BOOM

THAS NOT FUNNEH. WOT IS FUNNEH IS WEN ON XFACTOR SOMEONE SINGS BAD LOL IM LIKE GET IN MY SON WEN THAT HAPENS

>I don't think I am
I bet you are.

rich people are subhumans