>We’ve given up on Canada’s military, so let’s abandon it altogether
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>In fact, it is long past time we simply disbanded the Canadian military altogether. That seems like a radical step, but it would require little actual movement—just the simple act of accepting this is where we already stand.
>The Canadian Navy, at the end of the Second World War, was the third largest in the world, with 434 ships. We are now down to about three-dozen. Of those four are barely operational submarines, there is nothing that can manage four-season Arctic navigation, and nothing capable of “blue water” or ocean-going fleet operations. In effect, the Canadian Navy has already been disbanded, replaced with a small coastal defence force.
ANNEXATION WHEN?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE LEAF MILITARY
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haha LOL *dabs* xD
You should be happy.. the only country remotely interested in invading Canada is the US.. 2-0... check the score board
Canada doesn't need to be a strong military presence when it has powerful allies.
That, and we're still a small country population wise. 35 mil or so at last check. That's what, the size of Poland? How big is their military?
Furthermore, Canada doesn't need a big military outside of war time because unlike the USA we don't have some inferiority complex and constant paranoia that someone is going to attack us for being such faggots on the international community. Everyone loves Canada, so there's no reason to have a big military.
You guys can have all billion dollar jets in the world. No one cares.
You will also never annex Canada. Even if you could find some small army to follow the order to attack Canada and it's allies (Basically the EU), you wouldn't win. Again. Stop trying.
You know damn well you'd be invaded for your resources if we didn't protect you. Only reason we haven't invaded you ourselves is because we practically own you anyway
>bethesdashit
>when is has allies
>everyone loves canada
Like who?
America?
Once your socialist government collapses you'll be paying America to take you over
Also
>constant paranoia
Our entire monetary worth is based off of militaristic standard
Honestly I'm surprised the fucking natives don't genocide you retards
they're reaching levels of cuckness that shouldn't even be possible
>The Canadian Navy, at the end of the Second World War, was the third largest in the world, with 434 ships.
Honestly, if it wasn't for ANZUS obligating us to send forces to help America, I wouldn't be surprised if Australia follows suit.
We'd probably keep the Navy and a skelleton Airforce. But the Army would be disbanded with the exception of SASR and Combat Engineers so we can fulfill our ANZUS duties.
No one will protect you. We'll do it in 10-20 years to gain access to your land and resources. You will have nothing to stop us nor could you. Your country will be wrecked by Trudeau and co and begging for our intervention.
We'll begrudgingly "invade" and take control of your whole country and just add your provinces as new states and make you all american citizens.
You can't stop it, especially if all your muzzies start causing trouble in America.
History repeats itself. Do you know what the Anchluss is? Google it. Because there's gonna be an American Anchluss so you should just buy a chinese made american flag now.
Holy fuck they just won the war of all wars. Now they cant kill their enemies at all so Canada always wins.
Russians could literal invade Canada via the arctic.
Pls help Trump
An armed militia of 10k men would be able to annex Canada. Sounds like a great idea!
Count the stars leaf.
>Honestly I'm surprised the fucking natives don't genocide you retards
Nigga what? We were basically genociding them and they can't do shit now. All that's left is meth-addict eskimos and petrol-huffing "First-Nations" or whatever that are basically just smarter niggers.
>What they don't tell you is that a vast majority of those ships were literally fucking garbage because the Canadian war-industry was more or less just outsourcing production since Canadian designs were awkward
Why have an Army when you have Him?
if you fight your enemy they win
>In other news the U.S. and Russia have taken over Canada..... Trudeau to give his victory speech at 12
kek
Leafs always win in the end.
What are you waiting for USA?
Its time for anschluss!
>We could keep some soldiers for disaster response
>but they don't need guns
if they did this what's preventing a group of maybe a few thousand people from pol taking over Canada? I mean seriously if they got rid of their military what if we just use crypto funds to buy tons of weapons and ammo and storm Canada. Would the USA really come to Canada's aid? fuck no. We could have the entire country of Canada for ourselves.
Canada would become...the ethnostate...the great white north
There is only about 35,000 police last time I checked in Canada. It may be a bit more now but that is really not that much of a force to matin control of a country of 35 million. The government will be basicly using a half ass neutered force to maintain control of this country and the citizens could actually have a very good chance of overthrowing their progressive suicidal government trying to run this country into the ground.
I support this move, this is quite possibly the only chance the people will have to actually enact change here
If Canada is annexed they should not be made citizens right away. They should be a territory for at least 20-30 years just like the Western states were. We can't afford to have Canadian Cucks voting in American elections.
tb h canada is basically a US state so they don't need an army of their own
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This was way funnier than it should have been
The residents in the western territory were actually citizens back then. They could vote, only they moved to the States.
This is true. The vast aggregate of people here make Californians look somewhat conservative. It would be like North and South Korea reunited and the south dealing with commie norks in their government and general disruption of society’s norms.
Australia had the forth largest air force as well or some shit, I think it means the allies won.
Get fucked.
But you still begged Amerimutts to protect you against Japs.
Yep we did, We Aussies have been pussies since day 1.
It's in our culture to be mortified of a fair fight. Coward punches are an Australian way of life for a reason.
What if Trump offered to subsidize the cost of 72 Advance Super Hornets.
We pay $2.5 billion Canads pays $2.5 billion.
Leafs are familiar with the Hornet and don't need stealth.
Not really, the Nips were silly enough to attack the Yanks all by themselves and Australian ships were involved in the battle of the coral sea and were attacked and bombed, even by the Americans.
Fuck off grub.
Dude, we're still using Browning Hi-Powers.
wot if ameriniggers stopped peddling their 2nd hand garbage to everyone?
Wut? I mean Australians and New Zealander were the most savage troopers in the two great wars.
Allahu Akbar!
The U.S. must take Monroe Doctrine now.
The U.S. must withdraw American Forces from all Foreign Countries now.
Stop America's doing its all wars now!
I love American99% and the U.S.
China, Germany and Japan must loosen Germany's, Japan's and China's monetary policies now!
China, Germany and Japan must stimulate Germany's, Japan's and China's domestic demands now!
Japan and Germany must issue a lot of construction bond now!
Japan and Germany must reduce Germany's, Japan's and China's taxes now!
The U.S. must tighten its monetary policy now!
As a result, Dollar value will rise!
The U.S. will have trade surplus!
Japan and Germany are evil empires.
Islamists' true enemies are Japan, Germany, FRB, Top1%, Wall Street, American Military Industry and DOD!
Japan is the country which has been promoting Globalization!!!
Allahu Akbar!
American Revolutionary War!
We American 99% have the 2nd amendment!
American Revolutionary War!
Thats a good gun. Don't be ashamed
Second hand, kek.
>yfw Jordan Peterson installs himself as absolute monarch over Canada and raises his own army
delusional canadian posters have arrived
Read some history, Nips planed to land in Australia after them having invaded south east Asia. Thank for Amerimutts raiding Guadalcanal, mainland Australia was not involved during the war.
good idea
I honestly can't say I'm surprised. The Canadian Armed Forces are a joke. They get basically no funding and constantly shit on. At this point it would be a mercy to put it out of its misery. And once it's gone it will give the real patriots a chance to rise up and storm parliament, throw out the commies and install a new government. Ideally a smaller government that lets the provinces do most of their own governing and just focuses mainly on national defense, trade and world relations. Unfortunately this will never happen because most Canadians have been fucked by socialist propaganda from an early age and are blind to the problems of the nation. Sad really.
lmao canada an ethnostate, youre delusional this is a le 64% face wasteland
62%, to be exact.
In 2018? There isn't a functional magazine left in the lot of them and there are literally no parts left. The supply of BHP's is constantly dwindling because they need to cannibalize pieces to keep them running. Despite this, the current plan to get a new military sidearm doesn't even start looking at options until 2019 or some shit and this after the previous tender was cancelled for having stupid requirements.
>Canada doesn't need to be a strong military presence when it has powerful allies.
Pretty fucking obnoxious to expect other nation's taxpayers to be handling 100% of your defense.
If you aren't even going to try to pull your weight you shouldn't expect anybody else to come help you when you need it.
Okay once Canada's military is dissolved we can start a /cg/ and install either JP or Molyneux as new Emperor of Canada
>>but they don't need guns
>>they don't need guns
>>don't need guns
Remember guys, military don't need guns. Hail canada!
What
Who needs army amirite you guys? xDDDDDDD
I think you need to read up on the Japanese campaign to capture Port Moresby, this is where any hopes of the Japanese invading anything further evaporated. Australian militia battalions fought a delaying action across the mountains until the actual army could get there. These militia troops, known as Koala's inflicted a casualty rate of 12 to one against the Nips.
How can a leaf be this fucking dumb?
You don't have an army because we have one. That's the only reason you stupid freeloading faggot.
The day you get rid of your military, is the day America sends its militia to attack your infrastructure in order to annex you before Russia does.
HAHAHA YOU FUCKING KEKED CANADIAN FAGGOTS DON'T WANT A MILITARY? HOLY FUCK HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GO FIGHT IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR THE GOAL OF DESTABILIZATION AND THE END-GAME OF GREATER ISRAEL WITHOUT A STRONG MILITARY? FUCKING KEKS ARE TOO SCARED TO GO TO DESERT AND GET KILLED BY A BUNCH OF HAJIS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
If America under Trump annexed Canada there would be such a loud collective autistic screech it would fracture the earths core.
>EU will save you
Are you even trying? U.S. protects Europe. Their militaries are majority like Canadas, shit. We could invade and secure Canada in a week.
Now might be a good time to consider getting a firearm license if you don't have one already.
It's true Canada doesn't need to waste money on defence
>implying the USA will still exist in 2072.
Here's some food for thought:
The royal colony of New France existed from 1534 to 1763 (when territory was ceded to the British). New France covered a massive chunk of North America, roughly equivalent in area to half of the contiguous United States today. It existed for 229 years. And yet most people don't even know it existed and its heritage has been almost wiped out except for in Quebec. 229 years. For the record, the USA is only 242 years old (1776-present).
please one time let nukes rain down upon vancouver
Nah, they can just do like the rest of NATO does when there is a problem and just wait for the US to decide to fix the shit.
>That's what, the size of Poland? How big is their military?
How do you think?
It's pretty funny hearing Americans pronounce the names of places established at the time. "Notre Dame", for instance.
Then the only thing preventing a takeover would be the cucked police, can't wait to watch it on the news.
Canada has a very high firearm ownership rate. If crayon eaters started raping women, there'd be 7.62x39's flying, guaranteed.
>Canadian PM trying so hard to be young and influential in the online subculture
>failing completely and creates a legacy of being Canada's leading idiot
Lumberjack coup when?
Already happening.
>airpersons
I'm laffin my ass off. Just let it go, canucks.
that terrain is probably the roughest on earth, filled with headhunters and other crazy shit. Japs would've had a hell of a time dragging their arty through the place (which is what they were going to use to pound Port Morseby into dust) They almost go there too, from what my dad said his grand dad told him that the MGs above PM were liting up on the Japs, they were unloading troops (North African vets) straight from Darwin into PM, one of my frinds at school told me his grand dad was tasked with clearing bomed out troops transports in the bay because Jap dive bombers were blowing the shit out of them. Crazy stuff. I think after the North African vets unloaded the Japs were routed and had to flee back over all of PNG back into the shit hole, cannibalizing (because they only had food for one way), dreadful stuff, they ate prisoners too.
There are lots of areas even outside of this blue zone with French names, because the French voyageurs were the first to discover the areas (this is the case in Idaho in for example and even the American Indian tribe Nez Percé is French).
Yeah sure mate. Your most likely a wog. My dad beat me for not standing up for myself against bullys in highschool. So the next time the kid tried to bully me I beat the shit out of him. That's Australian culture.
Japs use to refer to Australians as rats because they would shoot a man on a mg and another would jump on it straight away.
We also have Rommel a run for his money despite having limited AT capabilities. I think there was even cases of Australians waiting for tanks to roll over the top of them then disabling them with at grenades or steel rods.
>Nez Percé
"Pierced nose", for those who don't speak frog.
Not only is China colonising the west coast of Canada, now it looks like they have captured Canada’s politicians and are bribing them to abandon any pretext of being a nation state.
Chinese colonist detected, 0.02 yuan have been deposited into your account.
This is not news. Look into the Trudeau Foundation.
We could always use some more clay
I know user, if the US wasn’t so cucked they would have declared Trudeau a threat to their national security which he obviously is.
It's already the Great Yellow North, besides it's insignificant and would be a territory at best.
Boy, you had best start gargling American cock if you want to disband your military. You can't get rid of your defenses and also hang on to your false sense of superiority to the US. Canada is rich in resources literally every country on the planet wants. If the US turned it's back for half a second on Canada, it would become the New Russian Union.
Exactly like the German military. Not ready for combat (that's the official statement) except for very small scale operations. Submarines don't work, tanks are mostly scrap, helicopters are down and pilots need to train with private helis, jet teams swap their spare parts to get at least a handful ready to fly a.s.o.
Poland could take us in four days.
Just for anyone curious, all you would need to do to collapse Canada is to either convince Alberta to leave(Canadian 'states' can do this legally), or take Alberta by force.
Without Alberta, Canada is dead.
>Detroit is French
Whoa
The US had plans written down to invade Canada if Necessary and that was several decades ago. Shit has only gotten worse since then and you KNOW they have that shit all worked out if need be.
As far as I'm concerned, if it becomes a shooting war, I'm shooting at whoever is more authoritarian and that's that.
S-stop.
That's because they're too busy setting up the EU military. Germany doesn't need one because it's not a country as far as they are concerned.
Just wait till China becomes a real world power with truly global military projection capacity. Wait till overpopulation and resource scarcity kicks in. Australia is a continent-sized landmass with little population and an abundance of untapped raw resources supplemented with virtually untapped land. The chinks will come knocking eventually.
It literally means "[the] Straight [of lake Erie]".
I dont get it.
Isn't the whole point of disarming your citizens to have them defenseless against your well armed military so you can ass fuck them without consequence.
>and its heritage has been almost wiped out except for in Quebec.
Don't forget Louisiana.
>I think after the North African vets unloaded the Japs were routed and had to flee back over all of PNG back into the shit hole, cannibalizing (because they only had food for one way), dreadful stuff, they ate prisoners too.
That's right, the point is though that all this happened before the US had combat troops in New Guinea, they fought in the final chapter driving the Japanese into the sea on the northern beachhead.
>Canada is rich in resources literally every country on the planet wants.
>If the US turned it's back for half a second on Canada
We are just as likely to annex Alberta ourselves. Who needs all of Canada and the lefty voters that come with it?
Imagine, if you will, an organization that is the BATFE, the FBI, state police and part of the military all at once. That's the RCMP.
Symbol of Canada or nightmare fuel? You decide!
have you guys ever had anything like waco or ruby ridge?