New UK porn laws will mean Pornhub asks for your name and address before browsing

>Porn giant Mindgeek – owner of popular online fleshpots Pornhub, RedTube, YouPorn and Brazzers – will now collect names, mobile phone number, addresses and dates and place of birth before users log in.
>You’ll have to create a username and password to use Pornhub from April onwards.
>‘Once you’ve got a MindGeek login, you’re going to be giving them your entire web browsing history, because they’re going to be able to track every time you log in to anything.’
>The online ID checks will mean people will have to prove they are 18 before viewing any porn online, and are part of the Digital Economy Act 2018.
>The new system will be policed by the British Board of Film Censorship, but porn publishers will implement their own age checks.
>AgeID will prompt users to create an account, using a passport or mobile phone to confirm their age.
>The data is passed to a government-approved service to confirm that the user is aged 18+ – then users can then use their AgeID account to bypass checks.
>Sites which fail to ID users can be fined up to £250,000, and the government can ask payment services to withdraw their support.

metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/new-porn-laws-will-mean-pornhub-asks-name-address-wnking-begins-7275023/

ABSOLUTE STATE OF ANGLOS

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Good news if true. About time we had a remoralisation campaign.

Step 1: ban porn
Step 2: colonise all the uncouth bastards again

I think you mean "England porn laws"
Here in Scotland we have our own laws, we dont need to abide by this shit

don't make me come over there and pay a 12 year old £10 to shoot you

All circumvented with a proxy. Go fuck yourself, when is Trump putting that Raise act into action?

>Can't buy kitchen knife
>Can't fap anonymously

Why live?

Did you realise what a degenerate fuck knuckle you sounded like before you started this thread?

I'm sure this won't be used against anybody, nope. Not at all. Certainly not against those people who hold political views that one might disagree with. No siree. Not a chance.

BONG'D

ok so just use other sites. it's not like there isn't another 1000000000000000 porn sites available.

Listen I think Porn is dangerous and degenrate too, but this is just madness. You can't do this sort of thing safely. It's a terribly slippery slope, too. Today it's monitoring our porn habits, tomorrow it's monitoring every single message you send or receive.

They're testing the waters with this. If the reaction is as muted as I suspect it will be, they will be emboldened to take it further. We're entering peak Orwell.

I can't wait until the data is leaked and we can know who's into weird porn.

They are already monitoring every message you send or receive. They are listening to what you say, in fact.

Proof for this is the targeted ads. Just say you are hungry a few times and you will start seeing KFC ads or some shit.

You'll always have your sock user.
Love the sock and treasure your time together.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I've got a gf and also i think I'm in with the part time pharmacy assistant from Boots who goes all giggly and starts shaking when I go in there so I don't need to stare soulessly at an on-screen picture of a girl with someone else's dick in her mouth.

Sir, we are writing to you to inform you that you havent spanked it to ebony schlong. This is racist therefore you must attend mandatory Darkie Dick Deference Day at your local library. We hope you will take this chance to expand your horizons and embrace the black rod of power.

Your local blacked government wench.

British military coup when? The lack of jerking it is gonna make em go full anglo and then they'll finally re-colonize England.

Don't look at porns
Especially not the black ones

This is totally about stopping minors from looking at porn. There's no way this is about control, spying or anything like money and copyright infringement boogeymen. No sir! There's no way this could be abused at all. Heheh you don't care w-who looks at your porn history, r-right? Do you have something to hide?

Additionally, once all those kids stop looking at porn they will be more available to good, wholesome child abuse and trafficking as is the true way among the enlightened members of the anglo-asian civilian and state alliance.

Any kiddie can watch hardcore prawn at the mo.
Imagine the horror!

There is no citation to the actual legislation in this article, wtf is this?

I hate to say it, but I call fake news.

lmao just jack off to yuotube

A VPN for torrents and now a VPN for this.

The governments own impact assessment report is a good laugh:

>Porn age-checks risk pushing children to dark web, officials warn

>The government is concerned age-checks on porn sites could push children towards "more extreme material" on the dark web, it has emerged.

>The document says: "The potential for online fraud could raise significantly, as criminals adapt approaches in order to make use of false AV systems/spoof websites and access user data."

>And it adds: "There is also a risk that both adults and children may be pushed towards ToR where they could be exposed to illegal activities and more extreme material."

>The campaign has also raised privacy and security concerns over the storage of the personal details of the expected millions of web users signing up for age-verified sites.

>The impact assessment also highlights the fact that most "adult" websites are based in the United States, meaning that they will be out of reach of UK law.


bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42577460

This is a joke:

>From May people will have to prove they are 18 before accessing UK websites.
>Ministers say the move is part of a plan to make the UK "the safest place in the world for children to be online".

>But Digital Minister Matt Hancock has said he wants Britain to be a world leader in the regulation of web content and claimed "adult" sites in other countries have adopted the age verification idea.

Yeah we really want to be a world leader in this area...

This will raise test levels across the entire male population. Maybe this can save them.

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legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2017/30/part/3/enacted

Scots are already degenerate, no point trying to save a lost cause....never forget your 100% owned by UK.Gov but go ahead and pretend whatever you like ....

I remember when this greentext was just a funny little joke. Now it just gets truer and truer every day.

Same here haggis bro. Strictest abortion laws in Europe but you'll still be able to knock one out.

I literally can't stop keking.

>2013

Sup Forums is right again!

OI STOP IN THE NAME OF GAY SHARIA LAW!

>tfw this porridge wog thinks he has the strictest abortion laws in Europe
>tfw the only reason why is because his self contained prison colony is attached to a superior country.

Stop watching porn.

>All circumvented with a proxy.
That's the fucking joke of it, it's not going to "protect" anyone, it's just gonna put people at risk having more data stored by 3rd parties, people who aren't smart enough to proxy/tor/vpn through it.
Who can say Equifax?

only Christians can be against porn and we know how ridiculous and maladaptive belief in God is - and that's not even taking into account that Christians, Jews, Muslims, etc. (who all worship the same god) are the prime enemies of the white ethnostate and the goals of the alt-right. anyone who is against porn doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as intellectual whites like me.

>The lack of jerking it is gonna make em go full anglo
True. The British Empire was built on sexual repression. Pajeet better watch out.

Not if your ISP has anything to say.

>tomorrow it's monitoring every single message you send or receive.

They're already doing that

yeh
I hate to admit it

Why live?

Why don't we just ban porn entirely?

porn is a drug

damned dopamine

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>the amount of damage control from anglos in this thread

Face it: your country is an orwellian shithole.

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yeah im glad are separate legal system was maintained during the union of parliaments but its only temporary measure.

Remember the SNP invited fucking feminist think tanks to help them on porn laws.Thats like throwing the chicken to fox.They clearly want to go down the same route.

What percentage of muslims in the UK pay a tv license?

Are you sure you’re not Scottish because you’re as whiny as the SNP fucks up here?

Good on the gov for helping me go nofap

Good. Porn is degenerate. Wish they would do this here.

Sup Forums is always right

>mobile phone number

Before long you'll have to have a cell phone to connect to the internet. I hate how everything wants my phone number, I miss the days when a user name and password were all you needed.

>your name and address before browsing
Arthur Perry Percy McFuddlepop
69 Chumley-bumley Olde Road
Littletonewmarketon
Worchestersorcestershireshestershire
NW0
Eng

Guess my visitations to /gif/ will increase exponentially from April then....

Year 2021

The AI collect metadata based on porn habits to create holo-waifus for all.

edwardian nu age now!!!!!!! i need my mysteries

>who fapped to thicc porn by agatha christie

the Investigative Powers act was declared illegal by A court appeal in UK based on EU laws. Thats the law that allows ANY gov official from 50 agencies (council. hmrc, police etc) to snoop through your browsing data without a warrant or any reason.

So... just sayin'. you dont NEED to suck cock submissively. You CAN appeal it

You are correct.