what the fuck is going on in britain?
>Porn giant Mindgeek – owner of popular online fleshpots Pornhub, RedTube, YouPorn and Brazzers – will now collect names, mobile phone number, addresses and dates and place of birth before users log in. You’ll have to create a username and password to use Pornhub from April onwards.
i guess now is as good a time as any to leave the monarchy
Wtf is the point?
Cracking down unlicenced fapping
so this is just in Britain? let them revolt or die.We did it over bullshit tea...
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This is actually a good thing in the long run. We need to add a porn addiction section into sex education too.
Wait you can log on to porn sites? Umm why?
Election results meant that the conservatives had to make a pact with a religious party to stay in power, and they had some demands.
>I, for one, welcome more surveillance and tighter collars!
Reminder that Scotland has our own laws and that this will not impact us
There is an entire subsection of the human race that genuinely comment on porn videos
Reminder that it's illegal for women to squirt in the UK. Also facesitting is illegal
Oi m8 you got a willy licence for that site
I have been logging into PornHub for the last four years. It has been able to keep me closer to the final moments, as there are no advertizementsl.
Masturbation is a sin. It should be illegal, honestly.
Bongs are stupid they deserve it
did you pay for your wanking licences mate? I have the penis inspector here to check if you have been having a sneaky wank without paying for your wanking licences
The fuck is going on over there, lads?
>facesitting is illegal
VPN
dont be silly
bin that willy
porn comments are amazing though
They did a protest outside Parliament and everything m8
We had this for years, it just asks to login through Russian normiebook (VK).
He's got a point tough, if you knew what you know now about how porn fucks up your brain, would be have been so eager to get fapping?
I wouldn't in theory, but quite frankly I reckon I probably would have anyway.
He's right about the education.
The law is fucktarded though, couldn't you just make a fake account?
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It's how I learned English.
>plebs still using cuck low quality clip sites LMAO
Why? Is The UK suddenly even more uptight about sex than us burgers?
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>mfw i'll have to buy another liscence wallet as my other two are full
*HONK*
*HONK*
*HONK*
HAAAAAALTT!
IN THE NAME OF SHARIA LAW, SHOW YER WANKING LOICENSE M8
Oy you cheeky wanker, hands over your cock
So either use a VPN, and if that doesn't work go to /gif/ or one of the legit sites which are full of porn like Tumblr, Twitter or YouTube
As much as I hate these 1984 style bong laws, I think Jewish peddled porn filth should be cleansed off the net. It's damaging our young men
I have HDD's full of porn, I have so much porn. The best porn
I hope you already applied for your second license wallet license
>unlicenced fapping
>ITT: triggered degenerates
May has been watching Varg
The post I replied to:
>This is actually a good thing in the long run.
>We need to add a porn addiction section into sex education too.
I clearly replied to the first part, and you are citing the second part. Nobody is arguing against more education, we are arguing against more surveillance.
I posted this in the other thread but I'll post it here too.
Listen I think Porn is dangerous and degenerate too, but this is just madness. You can't do this sort of thing safely. It's a terribly slippery slope, too. Today it's monitoring our porn habits, tomorrow it's monitoring every single message you send or receive.
They're testing the waters with this. If the reaction is as muted as I suspect it will be, they will be emboldened to take it further. We're entering peak Orwell.
I assume they're being lobbied by mudslimes with a lot of shekels who spend their summers there and don't want their daughters camwhoring. Only explanation that makes sense. That or feminists are a lot stronger than I knew there.
May is just buttblasted because she is frigid and barren
the best thing about this is they will think the only people that use tube sites in the UK are 50+ year old men
You wouldn't be able to if you tried.
Too late, the internet is not the kind of medium that lets that kind of censorship roll.
You have to take different approaches then making it illegal for people to see titties.
>ban net neutrality
>complete surveillance over all citizens at all time
>huge police state
>free speech abolished
nah m8, i got football practice tomorrow, can't give a fuck
>restrict porn usage slightly
IMMA FUCKIN GUT YA, YOU FUCKING WHORE !
Oim de willy licence inspecta got a search warrant to inspec your penis for unlicencsed fiddly knobbing, cant av nun of dat ya see bruv
Plenty of porn on Sup Forums.
Sup Forums licenses for Bongistan soon?
We did it over a minor increase in taxes ya fucking burger. If the founding fathers could see the world today they'd bend down and chew their dicks off.
Don't talk about Mummy that way
>*CRASH*
>* BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
>*BLORP*
>"OI MATE I CAN SMELL YOUR SLAGS DIRTY BRAPPER FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, COME OUT WITH YE HANDS UP OR ILL USE NON-LETHAL FORCE AND CALL FOR BACKUP"
>britbongs can't even fap in private
You cucks deserve this.
i made a VK account so i could look at a cute girls profile but now im scared that Putin knows my phone number
Wallet liscence covers me up to 4 wallets. Doubledecker wallet liscence for 5 and above.
The God Emperor is visiting aus this week?
oh look, another picture to save in my "UK shithole" folder.
if you want i can dump the folder here, but its a gigantic trigger warning, it makes brits either cry or rage.
Been a bit, but I used proxies to try and get pornhub from different countries. Here is my experience.
UK: when I clicked on the site, a pop up came saying they will monitor my activities.
Sweden: it didn't exist. Couldn't find it.
Turkey: opened easy enough, but all the recommended porn was rape or hardcore.
Japan: mostly Asian or "American", and by American I mean any European porn is titled American. Liked that there were no black porn though.
The question that always needs to be asked: how is this good for the Jews?
Mr Trickledick Fucksalot von Hausen
Westminster, London SW1A 1AA, UK
Reddit tier Britishisms. Why don't you go put a shrimp on the barby, nonce cunt
they are muslim now , they must jerk off of pictures of goat or underage childrens .. when do we gas those sand niggers
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they'll probably just be barred from visiting Sup Forums
I can't imagine Sup Forums ever implementing any kind of account system just for the sake of britbongs, it just goes completely against everything the site stands for
Honestly I think half the reason the UK is doing it is because they want to try and twist as many websites over to doing internet ID bullshit as they can get away with. It'll be accompanied by massive 1984 brainwashing campaigns to convince the cattle it's good for them.
It will be funny if they send teams to fine the unregistered fappers just to discover they are kids and being put in jail for looking at a teen's dick
Guess who runs the paid sites? This is only the free ones.
Muslim sharia. This is a small step for them.
>that WW1 machine gun article
Quintessentially British
>mfw I can't afford to renew my breathing liscence
>porno License
I couldn't stomach living in the UK, it's run by an absolutely despotic government. They're more tyrannical than the chinese are.
Stop watching porn user.
Sup Forums is also a porn site. Will Sup Forums collect that info too?
I talk like that in real life since the election just to see if they get pissed off or not
Probably something like that. Zealots of some stripe lobbying for it. Because no two flavors go together as well as religious imperialism and democracy, right?
Checked. Also, isn't fisting illegal there too??
She's been a moralising busybody for years. Her most notable "achievements" and the things she pushes the hardest have always been information, date and communication regulation.
But no at the price of tight surveillance. It's just a matter of time before they start monitoring message apps searching racists
>doing internet ID bullshit
Of course. It starts with the porn sites because nobody wants to be the one standing up and saying they watch porn. Then it will be offensive content then the internet will be regulated the same way tv etc is some day
Why doesn't everyone just agree to always use the prime ministers name and address
>tfw no license to fap
They aren't making it illegal to see titties, they want an age verification before logging into the site. We have to be 19 to buy alcohol for a reason. Now that we know more about the effects of porn addiction, it makes sense to limit the access to minors.
yes
you people are letting this shit happen
They will put an end to racism, white on white is not allowed anymore for anglos. The police will review your porn habits. Reeducation awaits you if you don't wank to your daily blacked.com video clip.
It's illegal to film the acts in porn, it's not illegal to do it or watch it.
> implying teens won't use their parents' names
Checked, UK confirmed for a shithole.
>still using pornhub and not torrenting everything
Fucking plebs.
> will now collect names, mobile phone number, addresses and dates and place of birth before users log in.
>You’ll have to create a username and password to use Pornhub from April onwards.
is this just in bongland or everywhere
>It makes sense to limit the access to minors
You can do this already. Parents should be responsible for limiting a child's access to the internet, not the government
ello oimm bri-ish bla-ee louise got nuffin to knob bogglin on de tellybox bet ah knickers down to da publy an av a coupla warm jubblies innit bruv
Cuckolded betamales
>be britfag
>get fined for racism and hate thoughts because you didn't watch enough interracial cuck shit
There no such thing as squirting, these whores are just protesting for their right to minor incontinence (they just can't help peeing when they come).
children can't buy internet access
why the fuck do we even have parents if we have nanny government do everything for them?
Fuck these fucking globalist shitheap despotic liberal governments
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>Theresa May, 10 Downing Street
Why is this bad? It will discourage a few people from porn. It’s degenerate.
>using Pornhub
>not the superior xvideos
For shame, desu.
Discourage yourself off of Sup Forums you faggit
>Guess who runs the paid sites?
So the Jews have studied this and figured out it will bring them more shekels to their paid sites? I'm also convinced the Jews are behind the sudden "ban plastic" movement there. Overnight, every paper there had articles about plastics, and then within 2 weeks May had made it law. There has to be a jew ready to make fortune there somehow.