When will lamestream science catch up to feminist science?
Jason Jackson
MAGA
Eli Butler
It's going to be a new semester and I have a new round of dumbasses to teach. Try to learn from these stories. I'd like a normal semester for once. Feel free to share your own college stories if you know dumbass classmates.
> Tell class the specific name of the textbook for the class > neon haired dyed hippo suggests Twitter and Tumblr to be substituted instead
> greasy neckbeard asks me if I ever heard of Mencius Moldbug and proceeds to give me a monotone rant about democracy that I pretend to listen to so he doesn't feel bad
> Student comes in during office hours to pitch to me his great idea about "the next Facebook with a political twist" and how he wants me to get a colleague from the CS department to join his project > Seriously thinks I'd get someone I don't even know to waste time writing code for some 18 year old faggot and his shitty idea
> Every semester, at least two niggers in class. One who "looks up to Obama" so he picked PoliSci because he doesn't know what else to do. The other hates white people and picked it as some sort of challenge, like "I can do it too". > Future Obama drops after a week. > Anti-white sticks it out but ends up with an F at the end of the semester.
> Require students to cite sources for papers > At least one student tries to copy another's list of citations thinking I'll never check > Spend so much time tweaking crap to make it look different only to screw up because the person they copied from made up their sources
> Gay Jewish professor > Always get one super hot tall white guy in my class every semester. > He drops and switches majors. > Left with nothing but racially and/or gender ambiguous dipshits who visit me during office hours to share their clever jokes about Drumpf
> There is a "head SJW" in every class who is even more SJW than the rest. > Always tries to correct me on inane bullshit > Turns in absolute fucking terrible papers that look like they were written on "parody a SJW' threads on Sup Forums
Jayden Collins
Daily reminder that Hillary went to Arizona in October but never went to Wisconsin once
Was she unironically controlled opposition?
Kayden Parker
Good post
Andrew Stewart
Soon....
Charles Hughes
morning poe
Josiah Evans
Holy shit sauce
Christopher Edwards
Thanks for Baking, lad
Liam Russell
THE MEMO IS COMING
TICK O C K
Gabriel Reyes
Nope, just the dumbest, most entitled person in history.
Henry Ward
...
Ryan Anderson
How many somalis have left USA for Canada since Trump became the prez?
Jason Campbell
Heh...
Kevin Ortiz
No. She was just dumb as fuck and felt entitled, too.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Who do I choose, /ptg/?
Logan Lopez
Yeah but half of these women have broken ovaries
Ayden Thomas
>*snore* m..memo
Charles Davis
In this instance, go with the Nikki Haley fanfic author.
Carter Brown
The Japs are not gonna like that.
Owen Nelson
>Hillary was a Trump plant
Brandon Gonzalez
This mutt isn't going to breed. Is she?
Lucas Jones
Women were a mistake
Xavier Clark
>a gay Jew? >on MY Sup Forums
Robert Wilson
this
Kayden Bell
Forget pussie hats...
I think they outdid Teen Vogue
Ryder Bell
i think this is going to be a very fun month for /ptg/
Robert Gray
[awoo population is at an all time low]
Adam Lewis
Yeah, I know there's a bunch of "amateurs" on Chaturbate based out of Venezuela that are obviously being professionally produced and the girls are barely into it.
They seem to like to do group shows.
John Morgan
Where's the fucking memo? Stop giving Democrats time to spin.
Oliver Gutierrez
>it's almost 7 a.m. an memo still not released yet. I think it's over lads.
Jaxson Turner
...
Cameron Wilson
That's actually pretty funny
Mason Brown
>that spacing HE AL TH A T EVERY SIZE
Blake Roberts
Can't wait for his next book, "Broken Heart, BUSTed Head: the Lori Klausutis Story."
Thomas Rogers
Clinton didn't want to win
Chase Reyes
Every day we stray further from God's light.
Grayson Thompson
>Seventeen
Connor Young
I've been sympathetic to the 'far-right' ever since "muh holocaust" was shoved into my throat by my family since I was a child.
I front as a leftist with my family to this day, and never reveal my actual political opinions in class. Also, I grade very by-the-book unlike some of my colleagues.
Press conference called, major announcement imminent.
Source - BBC foreign affairs news desk
Noah Cox
Awoo
Anthony Diaz
I'M HERE TO HELP, HAVE MY SURPLUS AWOOS
Carson Foster
...
Eli Long
...
Gabriel Sanders
Friendship with Awoo has ended, Oni is the new best ally
Ian Martinez
idk i think the biggest group of undesirables crossing the border has been the Haitians
Carson Lopez
TUNE IN!
Brody Lewis
CHOOSE LIFE, FOR NIGGER BABBIES
Lucas Bennett
WTF
Daniel Peterson
hoo boy
Jaxson Wood
Also, don't forget. When they run out of white targets, they will come for you. Being gay isn't enough to cover for your disloyalty to the SJW agenda. Good luck, canary in the coalmine.
Bentley Jenkins
choose to kys you fucking fag
Jaxson Ortiz
SHIT gonna scale that shit down...
Luis Collins
I'm just kidding schlomo. Keep it up
Cameron Ward
Is it Real Sip Hours already?
Trick question, its always Real Sip Hours.
Isaac Howard
Memo?
Zachary Clark
Are you a broad? I want to fuck your brains out and marry you. Has the memo been released yet? My anticipation must be similar to le sauce feels by the Rick and Morty crwod back in October
Carson Roberts
...
Jayden Morales
ironically one of my cousins who is also a secret right-winger is named Shlomo
Luis Reed
Link or spoon yourself
Ryder Anderson
Guise, is the Trump and the Republican infrastructure plan created by Mitch's Chink bitch Transportation Secretary going to make me have to pay toll fees to across America? The 20 billion a year in federal funding is less than we spend per year on AFGHANISTAN'S infrastructure.
Move to a real country and I'll consider taking your opinions under advisement.
Angel Jackson
...
Xavier Johnson
Retard
Jordan Walker
Why should I care about the memo when the media will ignore it and Sessions won't bother with it since there's no weed involved?
Ethan Diaz
>reading comp >I'm no better than your students Bit you are a faggot kike, so burn in hell.
Christian Richardson
I got enough $ to retire anyway. The only real reason I still teach is because it's fun, despite the fact that I like to complain about it.
Sebastian Adams
Mika is a cunt.
Gavin Peterson
Does Trump dare to release the Memo while being in DC?
I think he has to take shelter in Alaska if he wants to do it. It's too dangerous to be in DC.
Gabriel Flores
>no link >bongistan
Lincoln Foster
You're 100% correct, there's already a push on social media like tumblr singling out Asians and jews who are gay as nazi enablers.
Ethan Richardson
Polls are horseshit. Dubya won reelection at a mid-30s approval rating.
Liam Morales
I tried looking for a clip of her doing that to Trump (who they had on millions of times and they knew his womanizing history) but I can't seem to find one.
James Ward
>rated odpad! on csfd Yeah, I'm going to stay with Awoo.
Luke Price
>Shlomo Orthodox?
Brayden Bailey
someone post the webm of this at SOTU
Cooper Lee
I look almost exactly like Anthony Weiner, except with longer hair that is dyed slightly blue.
ENOUGH. JUST YOU WAIT GOLDBERG. THIS WILL GET INTO ISRAEL.
Adam Jones
>Source - BBC foreign affairs news desk
Jose Sullivan
Mark Meadows is demanding a vote on Goodlatte's bill in the House. Paul Ryan promised him a vote, but is now holding the bill because he wants amnesty. Several members of the Freedom Caucus are claiming they will hold a new vote for Speaker unless Ryan puts the bill up for a vote. They also claim if there is a new vote for Speaker they'll refuse to vote for Ryan. Stay tuned...
Anthony Gray
He’s never led us wrong about Tucker, has he?
Andrew Morales
>Come tossle my hair, Mika, you see for yourself that it's real >Joe, you sit there like a good dog and watch.
Levi Morris
Trump is going to West Virginia soon.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
if I ever found out that God is real and Christianity is true, I'd convert on the spot
Ian Reyes
Ben Shapiro has BTFO you yet again!
Ryan Nelson
I don't have the webm but you can have the gif.
Eli Anderson
MEMO IMMINENT REPEAT IMMINENT ALL NON-ESSENTIAL PERSONNEL REPORT TO YOUR ASSIGNED AREAS BEFORE MOVING TO HAPPENING BUNKER
Elijah Hughes
>longer hair that is dyed slightly blue are you sure you're not an SJW yourself?
