PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL /ptg/ - LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Tax Reform Meeting w/Americans 1/31/18
youtu.be/KaxhB9_fUbI
>VP Pence @GOP retreat 1/31/18
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>VP Pence in WVA on Tax Reform 1/31/18
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>TreasSec Wilburine on CNBC 1/31/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump Delivers SOTU 1/31/18
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>WH Video: FLotUS Melania welcomes SOTU guests 1/31/18
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>DoD Video: C.H.A.O.S. Mattis w/SoKo Def Min 1/31/18
youtu.be/4XWxJ3u9L7g
>DoD Video: This is your Military 1/31/18
youtu.be/u0dBMUXqXQU
>Pres Trump State of the Union Address #1 1/30/18
youtu.be/ATFwMO9CebA
>Don Jr on Hannity 1/30/18
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>HHS Vid: Meet Ryan Holets 1/30/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/SoS T-Rex @US/Qatar meet 1/30/18
youtu.be/4cToklLN4Tw
>DHS Sec Nielsen @Wilson Center 1/30/18
youtu.be/3_EfbELFPLI
>TreasSec Mnuchin @Sen Financial Cte 1/30/18
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>EPA Admin Pruitt testifies @Sen Oversight Cte 1/30/18
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>Pres Trump has lunch w/UNSC 1/29/18
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence swear in HHS Sec Azar 1/29/18
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>AG Sessions in PA on crime 1/29/18
youtu.be/Xrh-lRk1D80
>SoS T-Rex meets Danish FM Samuelsen 1/29/18
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It was always going to be a Friday release. Trump likes to end weeks with a bang. Most of his big firings all happened on Fridays. He wants this memo to be the story of this weekend.

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I NEED MY CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS
I NEED IT

How do you know when it's getting released?

Soon....

NIGA!

>pelosi lambasting literally anyone under the sun for being dishonest

WE GOT KEKED AGAIN FELLOW MAGABROS

IT'S NOT FAIR

>Technical edits
Someone is going to leak the unedited version aren't they?

I've never been treated shitty, just ignored since high school

IMO that's almost worse

PANIC PANIC PANIC!!!

HURRY NUNES!

You're a filthy Joeposter why do you think bad things happen? It's all your fault.

He also likes to make the "journalists" work on weekends.

it's Ana De Armes from Blade Runner 2049

watch the movie, it's really good. no memes

>It literally took her 4 days to come up with this idea.

Ryan should respond with "NO U" and a picture of a smug anime girl.

How hasn't she died yet?

Why is this allowed? Who is doing edits and why?

Delet this filth you dog

Seems like no memo lads

I don't know m8. It's the FBI.

>post yfw Ginsburgh dies and Trump nominates a black guy to the right of Thomas

She needs to be arrested for sedition already.

Does she think she's in charge of anything...?

The FBI requested two words be changed for sources and methods.

Ryan probably laughing while reading this on the shitter

You called?

>it's afraid

I wish we'd said yes to JEB!

Sweet hell on earth, they're TERRIFIED

>The Honorable Justice, Uncle Ruckus

158820689
It's a girl and she's cuban..

He'll never be as based as Uncle Thomas.

She thinks she's resisting. It's all for her district voters. It's not a serious request.

Just two words? What are they going to do?

literally the Streisand effect. They should do a PPV for the memo release to fund the wall. This is the best promo I have seen in years.

>Aaaaaand I came
Would be wonderous

MARK MEADOWS KEKKS OUTTT!

>President Obama

wow Jeb" that's a nice big turtle you got there!! I'm proud of you Jeb!

hope ryan just replies "no"

>story of this weekend.
Literally worst time to do it. No one pays attention to Friday news over the weekend, except people like us. The Obama administration would release bad news all of the time on Friday so that it would technically be out there, but de facto not reported on. I may be wrong as this is something huge, and we have an overly hostile media

>#BlackHistoryMonth

Can I ask what there is to even state? We wuz -insert white civilization here- or spears, or what?

Is that even possible? Clarence Thomas is further right than a lot of Sup Forums, no bullshit. He's the king of the ~8% of blacks that are alright.

>do everything by the book
>RESIGN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOW!!!!

Goddamn that would be glorious. I really - desperately - wanted him for FBI Director but Trump cucked out.

>secure the border without offending those who depend on a weak border

i- is this real?

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A woman as old as Pelosi shouldn't be that scared right? It should be bad for her health correct?
A history of thievery.

Pretty much.

TRUMP BETRAYED YOU AND IS GOING TO RELEASE THE REDACTED BY FBI VERSION HAHAHAHHHA

are we still winning?

Your getting it soon! Buy some stored food and super male vitality. And get auto ship.

Goddamn it, Mark. Go fuck yourself. We want a motherfucking wall. Fuck the beaners.

Worst Carolina strikes again.

Bye bye Argies.

REMINDER THAT DRUMPFY BOY LIED ABOUT HIS SOTU TV RATINGS
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/trump-state-of-the-union-viewers-lie_us_5a730284e4b0bf6e6e221d6c

If that change is really about sources and methods it's a proper noun. The name of a person, place or named thing. Like "Trump Tower."

Infant blood and stem cells.

>He's the king of the ~8% of blacks that are alright
Your percentage is way too high. You must not live in the south.

Lol digging their own graves with stupid rhetoric. Ostrasizing their own base by losing DACA fight while doing same to independents and GOP by resisting the wall.

pretty much what? Which one of those?

Sickle cell, HURRY!

he doesn't know shit about constitutional law but those verbal arguments would be cream-dreams

celebrating american black inventors and civil rights activists mostly

Onion

REMINDER HE GOT YOU TO REPEAT "TRUMP" AND "RATINGS"

WASHINGTON—Saying the outing was a well-deserved treat for laboring on President Trump’s upcoming State of the Union address, senior policy advisor Stephen Miller reportedly rewarded himself Tuesday with a trip to see all the children at a local ICE detention center. “I’ve been putting in some pretty long hours, so it’s nice to unwind a little at the Immigration and Customs facility watching all the kids held indefinitely in federal custody,” said Miller, who stopped outside a cramped 6-by-8 cell to smile warmly at a set of scared, parentless 7- and 8-year-old Mexican siblings, adding that the tear-streaked faces filled his heart with joy. “It’s so gratifying see those trembling little chins and reddened eyes filled with palpable fear. I love listening to those tiny whimpers and sobs. So cute. God, this place is amazing. I really haven’t had this much fun in a long time.” At press time, a reflective Miller was fondly recalling that unnecessarily detained, mistreated immigrants were the reason he got into politics in the first place.

>politics.theonion.com/stephen-miller-rewards-self-after-day-of-speechwriting-1822562453

>Memo is going to have (((FBI Edits)))

All of this shitposting, shitstorming, and hype over nothing. It is going to say absolutely nothing if the FBI gets to edit it. What the fuck is Trump doing?

>HURR DURR DIS MEMO SHOWS DAT DA FBI ABSUED FISA TO SPY ON ME
>I BETTA LET DA FBI EDIT IT!!!!!!!

Do they think this is a motherfucking game? It's not.

Brazil is going to get hit too.
Doesn't sound too bad.

>black inventors
Please post. Other than the peanut nigger.

Apparently it's just two words.

>american black inventors
They exist? Whats their most notable invention?

wtf i love the onion now

It's just a lot of talking about MLK and the black guy who maybe invented peanut butter.

>FUCK NON-WHITES

They changed "Trump" to "Drumpf"

Months back NPR had a article about illegals refinancing their homes and hiding the cash in case they get deported.

>Argentina
>120 miles altitude.
go home nigger, you drunk.

That article made me laugh so hard I got a headache. So funny because I could see it being absolutely true. Only I find it to be positive lol.

this. how the fuck is the FBI still editing it? i they let them keep on doing this its all over. they are rushing to change as much language as they can

There’s talk of a completely unedited version being leaked after the FBI edits, faggot. Don’t sperg out and take your meds.

>yfw they add "Just Kidding" to the end of the memo

Assorted nignoggery, KANGZ posting, and muh peanut butter.

BARRACK OBAMA!

MEMO

> Trump is given a nuke on the Deep State, all he has to do is sign a paper
> He fumbles it and ruins everything
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

North Carolina is a plague upon the South.

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Helloo frens

Then why even change it?
It's already been confirmed to be cherry picking 4 pages from 50 what's so vital that you have to change 2 words after it's already been voted through?

You probably treat other's like shit and are doing it unintentionally. Its easy to become invisible if you want to. Consider yourself lucky in a sense, Imagine constant harassment and people always needing to speak with you and be near you for reasons. Always needing to be on your toes.

Please don't hack me

please no
don't laugh at us :(

Trump is playing the game right. Making it appear as if HE has nothing whatsoever to do with it.

See