Britain's new internet porn laws

Just when you thought the British nanny state couldn't get any worse...
>Soon to access porn in Britain you will have enter your name, phone number, address, date of birth and place of birth into an age verification system
>This information will have to be verified using a passport or mobile phone by the government
>The age verification system will track your entire web history
>Websites that host pornography that don't implement the age verification system will be fined up to 250000 pounds or blocked entirely

metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/new-porn-laws-will-mean-pornhub-asks-name-address-wnking-begins-7275023/

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This is why I've been hoarding my shit for years. HAHA to all these shit quality stream faggots.

Fuck you pornography is degenerate bullshit. The more hoops people have to jump through, the more they're shamed, etc. the better. It should be banned outright. It destroys civilizations.

Does anyone actually believe this? This is either another slide thread or another abhorrent post from the shitpost capital of the planet.

That would be great

fuck off

You're not british.

You realise that there is pornography on Sup Forums right now. The brits are gonna get banned from Sup Forums when this law passes.

GOOD

Internet porn = Jewish tricks
Far too easy for kids to get hooked on this filth from a young age

just go
>schlomo goldstein
>kike street 666

No it's real.
legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2017/30/contents/enacted

Faggot.

I'd love that. It would help me stay away from that filth.

But doesn't require any verification while letting millions of radical muslim.

Nice job cuck.
Only matter of time when hijab will be national uniform of UK

the only reason porn is popular at all is because of the family court system, if people could go get laid they wouldn't care about porn

You're literally on a site that hosts porn right now.

This law will require you to put in all your personal info and have the government track every time browsing Sup Forums including all the threads you read. Yeah, sounds good.

so the next step of the british caliphate is going to happen?

Rule Britannia!!!

It will also help the government have a record of your entire internet history on record.

>Be american
>April fools day
>Porn hub says they know your name and address
>then says april fools, we'd never actually do that

but now
>Be British
>Pornhub isn't joking this time.

>sadiq khan
>638 bombmakers alley drive

>brits will finally be banned from Sup Forums
based

>One key goal of the Digital Economy Act is to "increase the sentencing options for people who infringe [on] copyright laws online, bringing sentences into line with the current penalties available for 'physical infringement.'"

>The maximum prison sentence for people found guilty of infringement has increased from two years to 10, plus the definitions have lowered the threshold for sanctioning.

>Previously, to be a criminal offense, infringement had to happen in the course of a business, with the infringer knowing or having reason to believe that they are infringing copyright.

>That has now been replaced with lines that the accused knows or has reason to believe that they are infringing copyright in the work and either intends to make a gain for themselves or another person, or knows or has reason to believe that their behavior would cause loss to the owner of the copyrighted material or expose the owner to a risk of loss.

>Be british.
>Watch episode of monty python or mr bean online without paying tv licence
>Ten years in clink with muhammad and tyrone

hahahahahaha! when will filthy aussies learn?!

STOP
WATCHING
PORN

>watching porn
>owning most firearms
>owning knifes
>watching tv with out a liscense

all things illegal in britan.

>The brits are gonna get banned from Sup Forums when this law passes
Oh happy day

Poooinloooooo

It's hilarious isn't it? The dumb cucks are actually cheering this on too.

I actually support this. Here's why.

1. It will create a list of degenerate porn users
2. It will make using porn less anonymous and more of a chance of public shaming.
3. We will know who to punish when National Socialists are in charge.
4. Websites penalized if children are exposed to pornographic images

this is a good law

Isn't this a good thing? Pol always said that porn was bad for you.

In time, you'll have to make a phone call to request access to porn.

>Hello, you have reached the Adult Content Authorization Center of the British Republic, may I have your ID, your address and your social security number... ...thank you, how can I assist you? Is this your address? Good, validation is complete, wait a second... ...you now have a 20 minute access to cuckold porn. No, sorry, I cannot grant you access to more than three category... ...our MILF porn slots are full, sorry, but I can grant you access to interracial porn...

...

>A government takes action against moral corruption
>Outrage on the internet's most Conservative message board
You silly buggers.

have you taken a minute to actually consider the position that free porn might be a public health concern and combatting degeneracy might be required in an era where men have fallen so very far?
pic related

Porn is entirely too kosher, that's the issue.

How can they regulate a website that isn’t even based in their country? If they charged me £250,000 I would say fuck off!

>filthy
You're from a nation that literally eats shit and washes it down with a glass of cow piss.

But now when he visit's the queen and he fancies a wank, he can give it a go without the state knowing he's into Horsecock futas.

This should be put into effect globally. If you're too ashamed to give your name and verify you are a legal adult, maybe you shouldn't be watching filth.

I bet you're an ugly fat roastie triggered that men choose porn over you so you want to ban it.

>Still not getting it.
Once you verify every site you visit is tracked. If you don't verify you can't access ANY site that hosts porn. This site hosts porn.

You will either be banned from Sup Forums or you will be on the list of degenerates.

HAHAHAHAAHA

vpn's exist in worst case scenario

And when you do the site gets blocked by the British government.

Seeya Britfags, nice knowing you.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

that's literally not how it works brah

Also I'm not a UK citizen I only go to uni here so if it was like that I will be fine when I"m out of uni. Sorry sweetie.

It's good for us. But not for your porn-studio owning people. Get ready to go broke you smut pusher.

I care because it's a privacy issue but at the same time I don't care because it will stop be fapping to degenerate shit.

Stop watching porn you degenerates.

Leave chink

>install tor browser
>???
>profit

OI. Is you watchin' porno without a roit proppa wanking license, m8?

>ring to verify age
> in the process tell women operator how much i need to wank, what degrading to women porn videos I was planning to watch and that the anticipation of having access to porn had made me hard during the phone call
>a week later 25 years to life sentence for sexual harrassment
>meanwhile abdul from the corner shop rapes and beheads my nan, gets of scot free because he was assburgers and doesnt understand the meaning of law

>The brits are gonna get banned from Sup Forums when this law passes.

Good

They already have your fucking address, just from the IP alone. This law is useless and redundant.

I'm white from the US faggot

>This law doesn't matter because I can break the law

TEN YEARS IN A BRITISH GAOL

I would be okay with brits getting banned from pol

and don't worry I don't plan on staying in this country (or the US for that matter) after uni

It wont work. They can't even block a simple torrent site, so how will they ever manage to block porn websites? Not only are these kind of blocks easy to circumvent, but there is so many porn websites on the web they could block one a second for the next 50 years and still not block them all.
It's also going to result in a lot of stolen personal information. Dumb people will go to what they think is a porn website, enter their name, phone number, credit card details and so on and have their bank accounts drained.

This however is almost certainly just another way for the government to keep tabs on it's citizens.

found the ((((them))))

Where are you going?

its england, they're a living meme at this point

Please smuggle some porn for me.

You brits are fucking pathetic.

Can't even curb degeneracy without the state stepping in for its own corrupt reasons. Yet you celebrate because you only see what's in front of you.

You can't watch any porn that degrades women. There's a whole section of the legislation about banning all "extreme porn". Extreme porn is defined as anything that's offensive.

see

>white

El creatura!

Fucking remoaner Theresa May the bitch queen of Airstrip one. Fuck her and her old saggy cunt.

>everyone in here cheering this on watches porn

This isn't about watching porn, you goddamned mouthbreathing drooling retards. This is about anti-democratic precedent it sets, this is the just first step towards the British government unilaterally banning certain webpages from being accessed, through executive decision.

thanks !

Too bad the british don't have the 2nd amendment to defend rest of their "rights" from being taken away..

Exhentai should be alright lads. I bet download my favourite doujins. If I lose access to them I'll have to move to Japan to buy physical copies.

There also on site that will be asked to pay half a million dollars or be blocked in britain right now.

Hiro isn't going to pay half a million so he can keep the britfag audience. He don't give a fuck.

They're all getting blocked.

Meh. VPNs exist. Hopefully this will be the push I need to finally give it up.

>2030
>be britbong
>come home from work
>need faceid and a saliva sample sent through a pneumatic tube to be able to open the door
>door buzzes
>cctv activates and I wave to it
>Salman our flat security bloke pats me down after walking through metal detector
>searches through my shopping bags
>he laughs at me
>I mumble and ask if I am free to go
>he says no
>he wants to know what recreational activities I will be engaged in this evening
>I tell him that I will be watching the home office daily safety and unity broadcast and after that maybe browse the Safe Web™
>he wants me to be more specific
>asks me if I will be watching anything pornographic
>say yes
>he gives me the correct armband
>get online
>armband is linked to my name and I can see all previous activities
>what I watched and for how long
>mfw I can hear Salman laughing downstairs

It certainly won't reach Sup Forums or even the Boorus for two reasons.

1. They are all hosted outside the UK
2. They do not produce pornography within the UK by UK actors

we don't need pron we got the robots come soon

Ooooh nooo...that sucks!

They can still block access to foreign hosted sites though.

Any block will be circumvented within 5 minutes, just like it was when they "blocked" torrent websites.

>removing the bread & circuses

W-what about my chinese smut scrolls?

Lol I was in Denmark for a year in high school as an exchange student and the school I went to had more brown people than mine in the USA.

We may be proportionally more non-white at the moment but my city's metro area has more people than your entire country. Denmark will easily be overtaken. Also I saw many white girls getting with Africans and Arabs - much more race mixing than I see in the USA.

I like Denmark and don't mean to disparage you because I hope you fix your country but it's retarded when you play this "No Americans are white stuff" because if things continue at their current rate you guys will be browner than us in our lifetime.

>2. They do not produce pornography within the UK by UK actors
Thank God, eveyone would go blind!

Alright!

The nanny state is finally cracking down on degeneracy. Woo!!

>When Brazil is the smartest guy in the thread.

grace.youtube.com/watch?v=mj8-SVCDwYs

It's la creatura

El Goblino!

Pardon this is Britain's only saving grace right now. youtube.com/watch?v=mj8-SVCDwYs

the eternal american wins again

This law is not about porn. Track us easier. Now I'm not going to give them all that info, I'll just use a vpn if i choose to watch porn.

This simply has nothing to do with porn it's all about control.

THE TIME COMES, WILL YOU STAND WITH US BRITANNIC KIN?

>There's a whole section of the legislation about banning all "extreme porn".
In Bongistan, that probably includes white on white porn, because white supremacy.

>literally impossible to enforce
This fucking government are so tech illiterate its a joke.

>>Even OWNING a tv with out a liscense
FTFY

wtf i love the queen now

it's been somewhat like this in Russia for a while
it asks us to log in via Russian facebook aka vk.com
they are trying to keep children from porn degeneracy? I guess? still that logging in thing can be easily avoided with adblock as far as I know

They should deport people that break these laws. Europe is no place for your degeneracy.