The Lincolnshire town of Grantham, constituency of the UK's most controversial PM, is tonight's venue for political debate. Warty-faced Tory dyke Justine Greening, anti-Corbyn Labour MP John Mann, the Lib Dems' Scottish slag Jo Swinson and the Daily Telegraph's Tim Stanley feature.
On #comfytime, THE NEIL and Choo Choo are joined once again by leggy Liz Kendall and her 4% vote share. The Daily Mirror's Kevin Maguire, former BBC war correspondent John Simpson and former Royle Family member Ralf Little.
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm): >David Dimbleby chairs the debate from Grantham, with a panel of politicians and other guests facing topical questions from the audience. On the panel are Conservative MP and former education secretary, Justine Greening, Labour MP John Mann, who voted for Brexit and once described Jeremy Corbyn as 'not remotely up to the job' of leading the Labour Party into power, deputy leader of the Liberal Democrats, Jo Swinson MP, head of the New Economics Forum and former advisor to Ed Miliband, Miatta Fahnbulleh, and the Daily Telegraph writer and columnist, Tim Stanley.
On TW (11:45pm - 12:30am): >Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo and Liz Kendall, with a film rounding up the headlines from Kevin Maguire. The studio guests are BBC world affairs editor John Simpson and actor and activist Ralf Little.
Jaxson Perry
IS ARE WAYNE ROONEY ON THA PANEL?
Asher Foster
Give it a fucking rest
Jack Perry
does anyone actually rate this new meme?
Lincoln Reyes
it's funny but I don't want it to be killed with overuse. It can get a bit much sometimes.
William Turner
RNHS N H S
Matthew Perry
A FOOKIN REST? FUTBOL IS ME LIFE
Adam Myers
Once knew a guy who said "Football isn't a matter of life and death.. .it's much more important than that" I started laughing and then I realised he was deadly serious.
Asher James
Fucking state of Newsnight right now. kek
Jacob Adams
i reckon its already dead desu, on arrival
Anthony Carter
Unironic kek
Isaac Cox
That's a quote from Bill Shankly.
Adam Reyes
FOOKIN BEAUTIFUL QUOTE. 'AD ME IN TEARS
Jonathan Russell
>BBC One HD cannot yet show programmes from your area
Just watching a bunch of idents at the moment.
Colton Hughes
You should have switched over to Newsnight and watch Tommy Robinson tear apart this Jock harridan
Hunter Green
Are they going to cover the faith school stuff tonight?
Ayden Wilson
Let's get this night started, lads
Jonathan Brown
>fatima left the UK for syria three years ago
Jaxon Rivera
We've gone from HD to 4K and it's still unavailable after all these years >but muh bee bee see is good value
Ayden Flores
TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYY
Joseph Campbell
imagine being interested in rugby lmao
Jaxson Cook
Anyone see the absolute massacre on Eggheads earlier with that team of Zimbabwean women?
Jackson Jackson
>"this isn't what I signed up for" imagine letting in a self-admitted member of a terrorist organization
Connor Garcia
GOD, A FOOKIN LUV FOOTY
I FUCKIN LOVE FOOTBALL
AAAAAAHHBN
Caleb Evans
No, what happened?
All eliminated before the final round?
Joshua Brooks
>ur a terrorist ugh, I can't believe i have to put up with this *joins ISIS*
Isaiah Bailey
>I joined ISIS and get called a terrorist on the street >Wah wah wah
Fuck off BBC.
Thomas Rodriguez
>Catholic herald *Autistic tripfag screeching*
Ayden Wood
'T'WAS BRI AN CLOUGH YA THIC CUNT
Carter Gray
GET IN THERE MYATA FEMBULLA, GDP DATA RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE NET
Oliver Butler
I'm from Grantham
Adrian Anderson
Kek
Carter Richardson
Blimey gary buseys let himself go.
Cooper Roberts
THE MOGG
Isaiah Perez
of course. they all kept laughing as well, I almost felt embarrassed for them
Nicholas Perez
What a fucking broad and boring opening question.
Jonathan Hernandez
Fuck me its Mr Blowdry
Angel Baker
WHERE THE FOOKS WAYNE YA LYIN BASTAD?!
Adam Walker
Someone have a panelist list?
Oliver Martinez
The ZOGG
Lincoln Nelson
Jesus Christ.
Ryan Miller
> this guys suit
Feels like 1992 lads
Matthew Gutierrez
>Tommy Robinson tear apart
that fucking scarred old hag should be hung for being a mudslime loving cunt.
Aiden Hughes
I remember after the general election last year all the politicos like Peston were saying there was no way May would be in number 10 past the autumn conference
Kayden Hughes
*inhales helium*
Kevin Wilson
This?
Daniel Wright
Blair Jesus that was fast.
Jacob Long
A WUS ASKIN THA' QUESTION YE THICKO.
WAYNE ROONEY SHULD BE PM
Daniel Parker
remember the wimbeldon final in 3d? We've gone backwards
Evan Russell
Is this Milo's straight cousin?
Brody Roberts
RING RING
Jose Price
A fucking shitfest
Juan Ross
I think Tim Stanley is gay... Portillo is bisexual and his suits are bright orange/green/blue etc (aka awful) I thought gays had good dress sense...
Lincoln James
thanks
William Harris
godamm this panel is right wing tonight.
Haven't watched QT in a while are they still spending every episode talking in circles on brexit?
Ryan Cooper
Been a while since i was in a qt thread, is this unfunny shite a staple now?
Logan Miller
This question is shit because everyone on the panel is just being asked their opinion. There's no wrong answer.
Aaron Bennett
the coloured lass is the only fuckable woman on the panel
Brayden Brooks
I CAN HEAR AN APPLE WATCH
Mason Roberts
>straight umm...
Julian Moore
Post memorable QT cranks.
Chase Hernandez
>those teeth I don't think so
Jason King
>godamm this panel is right wing tonight.
Isaiah Peterson
Dibmles is a qt desu
Angel Price
...
Carter Jackson
...
Connor Collins
Is this darkie based or not? I don't recognise her
Bentley Long
Didn't mean to send it to you ahem
Josiah Johnson
What does black vag smell like
Liam Wright
...
Gavin Wright
KEEANO! KEEANO!
Grayson Williams
The gap in her teeth kek
Isaac Turner
...
James Smith
emokiddeh.....
Samuel Barnes
She's really lucky.
Daniel Roberts
She moves here from Sierra Leone then has the fucking cheek to criticise this countries social policies. Go home and sort your own country out
Connor Bennett
I think it's cute.
Nathan Flores
Trump attracted reddit like flies to shit
Trump was a mistake
Nathaniel Cox
The size of thing ring on that nigress finger...
Evan Price
Michael Eavis?
Ayden Bailey
>coloured lass i
only a Brit could think a commie nigger mudslime whore is fuckable.
Anthony Gomez
SPECTACLES
Parker Johnson
>Spectacles
Christian Campbell
That incredibly based paki
Ethan Howard
...
Lincoln Garcia
Literally the same second
Hunter Rodriguez
BASED SCRUFFY BEARD MAN
Lincoln Hall
...
Parker Morales
QT Daughter
Jayden Morgan
>Post memorable QT cranks.
WHO WILL WIPE MY ARSE ?
Ryder Price
>more people voted for brexit than remain >boo ??
Parker Watson
>that one women who died
Nolan Harris
>it's an England episode
*sigh*
Liam Edwards
>Whips little racist desu
Samuel Sullivan
Control of immigration...
Camden Morgan
>Reminder that without this man you would have no Brexit
Sebastian Thompson
...
Aaron Kelly
...
Aaron Walker
qt sat next to him
Kevin Wright
I can feel a "£350m on the side of the bus" incoming any second lads.