Am I a jew?

Am I a jew?

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>Map of Eastern European DNA
>Chermnobyl Radition

The epicentre's off.

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lel. Look how those are practically the borders of polish lithuanian commonwealth

Youre about as jewish as i am irish

Literally modern day khazaria.
Most likely you are

I don't think irish are genetically distinguishable from brits.

The khazar theory is complete bullshit. Also there's no "most likely you are". It's either you're jewish or you're not.

>the khazar theory is complete bullshit
Oh so you mean to tell me ashkenazi jews are from the hot ass deserts of Israel? Bitch please, go back to Poland

that kind of works to my point actually. If you had an ancestor that was a greek/levant mix it would register as ashkenazi

Are those shitty tests more specific? East Europe can mean anything

Apparently you are a little jewish. Not a lot but you're not pure white. One of your ancestors screwed a jew

According to Nuremberg laws?
Nope

1) Levantines vary from very light to very dark. There are in fact ashkenazim who look like the boy on the right
2) Ashkenazim are 50% european genetically, 16% of that being northern european.

No, jews have very distinct genetics. They descend from 350 people. Also it's in my genealogy.

Amerimutts are mostly northern euro so these tests pander to them.

>tfw 1/8 nonwhite

Apparently the DNA of west slaves is so similar they cannot accurately determine the difference yet. Most tests can tell between south,west and east slavs tho.

I'm an east slav and they don't even include us in their little map on ftdna. Other sites don't do much better wrt slavic ancestry because they pander to predominantly northwestern euro amerimutts.

Actually with this test's accuracy you could be still be 86% Tatar or Gyppo

Looking at photos of my ancestors, definitely not.