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Cro-Magnon master race checking in

fake holobunga is fake

water scary, there bad ppl.

Wenja master race. Ride mammoth into Udam camp, kill many subhuman Udam. Suffer greatly from lack of block or dodge.

We should start making funny cave paintings to put new clan leader in power.

>long-nose men come to cave, try to offer "mousterian" tools
>Very suspicious. We only use Acheulian.

Finally a thread indigenous australians can participate in

Me hear that leader of your tribe still let many people from brown-skin tribe into your land and tribe do nothing to turn them back. Me think that bad. Leader of old nazi tribe have right idea.

Neanderthals literally out bred themselves because cro-magnon pussy was tight.

Men uv lordly calibre, I put it to þee, þe poorly foreigners uv charred exterior doþ upset þe balance uv ohr troibe verily.
Lest we desoire lõsing ohr wımen to þese foul creatures, we must act wiþ haste.

Your tribe only 56% cro-magnon. Me laugh at you.

>be me
>be prehistoric ground hog
>chilling down by local watering hole when suddenly....
>"UNNGAA ONNGA"
>Wtf was that ?
>two leg monkey stumbles down to watering hole
>starts to piss into it
>Fucking hominid cunts, i think to myself
>I think NO, i'm going to tell this cunt to stop pissing in my water
>scurry over to her and start barking my unintelligible mammal sounds
>she turns to me with a big smile on her face
>she reaches to her side and picks up a piece of wood with a sharpened stone at one end....
>....mfw

you cave man dumb
I make big hut for god of sky boom with white stone

Þine suggestions be welcome.

Me say that the Big Kill was an inside job. No way all those beasts be killed by puny clovis points.

Me thinks long-nose tribe behind the whole thing.

Ooga boogaloo.
I know de wae

Akshualli people can recognise themselves in a mirror even if they don't know how it works, which is most people.

Big nose tribe of Neander come say "diversity is strength".
Ungar no believe.

elder say fire melting all the ice
put out da fires, you gonna melt the world!

who want hear my mixtape
is fire

you >imply too much

Don’t try so hard, Jan.

Whenever big rock fall from sky or brown-skin tribe lie with woman from our tribe, there always man from long-nose tribe rubbing hands nearby. Me think long-nose man know more than he tell you, but he always shout about holobunga if you ask him.

>hear ozti rattling off about how climate change isnt real and how he must preserve the white race
>village banishes him
>we plan to kill him while he hikes the oogabooga trail in the alps
>bundgeon and shoot arrow into his shoulder
>lol

>be Ook-Lautaref
>member of chilchil tribe
>hooknose tribe man came last cycle of great fire to chilchil tribe
>mothersaidhim "Shimon"
>chilchil eat only meat and small green that women put on earth as baby to grow
>hooknose barters with chief
>tells chief that tribe will get big-great if women plant strange small bonecolor bean for us men to eat
>chief refuses but his wife wants new green
>women plants bonecolor bean
>bonebean green grows
>last pale fire cycle harvest time
>all men and women eat bonebean
>after some small greatfire cycles, notice chilchil men with no hair
>chilchil men open mouth Wide
>chilchilmen no hunt
>chilmen get ugly, very thin but with fat gut
>ook-lautaref suspicious, stop eating bonebean
>me safe, but next palemoon cycle Shimon come
>not alone, brings manyfingercount of uglyugly nightskin tribes
>nightskins come and take our woman
>chilchilmen to weak to defend
>now me on warprison hole writing this on chilchilsymbol
>saw hanging body of cousin mokmok hangingn from tree. He white. He dead
>Shimon the devil with blood on mouth and hands together
>hear steps, sounds like barter stone hitting each other
>ook-laftaro fears

>brown-skin tribe lie with woman from our tribe
>implying your tribe isnt brown

HUNT FUCK SLEEP EAT HUNT RUN FUCK HIDE HUNT EAT FIGHT SLEEP FUCK HUNT KILL EAT

But I already live in the stone age though.

>getting into a music contract with (((phoenicians))
uga uga lad

>man from black-skin tribe tell me I am from brown-skin tribe

Me know you still angry about small islands but that no excuse.

Great thread OP!

Guband eat all day weird bean
now Guband say no one need stone that sharp and no eat mammoth anymore
i think bean is making Guband sick
who here shaman I need help

BROWN MAN AND BIG NOSE MAN TAKE BIG BIRD LOG AND THROW IT AT BIG TRADE HUT

BIG TRADE HUT STRONG. BIG TRADE HUT TOO POWERFUL FOR BIG TREE TO KNOCK DOWN. BIG NOSE MAN KNOCK DOWN TREE HUT WITH FIRE BUT HUT TOO STRONG TO BURN


BIG NOSE MAN KNOCK DOWN TRADE HUT. BROWN MAN NOT CLEVER TO MAKE FIRE

Ooga boog, you are in bard industry? If you are good, Phoenicians will buy you and make you shill for Hillary Flintrock.

reminder

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Back to cave, berrypicker

me shaman from known shaman tribe. me can say hook nose tribe trick you. will help you with curse if give good women for breed

WH*TES ARE THE REAL AFRICAN AMERICANS

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Your god of sky live on very small hill. Small hill->small god->god weak->you weak. Give me flintstone back you borrowed

Long nose say woman not equal. Why woman not hunt with us? Why woman not chieftess? Me with her

Fake vision. You just tool of hook nose clan.

Day of spear when?

Me hear this slide thread made by big nose to hide slate memo

>be of Sven tribe
>everyone say Sven tribe build best cave
>long nosed man come to visit Sven chieftain
>tell us we need to take in smelly man tribe with the skin of mud
>say it make us stronger
>now things not so good in Sven tribe
me think long nosed man maybe not friend after all..

dog mate not good. go back tree

Put number of women into hunting 3 man 1 woman, bunga bunga bunga

leaf tribe always making dumb pictures on wall
day of the fire when?

Why every shaman has mother from hook nose clan? Very strange

>snake eyes

yeah k

*gives u*

When Big-Chief Orangeface finish wall? Bean tribe STILL stealing oxen.

Some say Chief from Bushtribe cause fire as trick. I no believe. Other Bushman show me turtle he keep, he good man.

Lol

This is now a Cave Painting thread, post cool cave paintings!

>cave painting for smart. not understand
I no like cave painting. not art, stick leaf good. long nose man not art

me think other bushman is big mess, maybe he waste too.

How you even see leaf tribe painting? Jumping rat tribe always wiping poo on wall. At least not in street I guess.

Long nose man say we all come from desert tribes.
Long nose man say there is no Sven tribe culture and dat mudmen flee from angry sandmen with clubs.
Mudmen too many!
Long nose men bad!

my faggot brother started shouting at everyone in tribe house to buy gold coins. he says they are worth 3 cows each.

he stupid. gold is worthless, has no value. can't make axe from gold (too soft). we stick to bronze coins.

>more bronze faggots
>youtube.com/watch?v=nyu4u3VZYaQ

big nose tribe gave me 5 seashells now i have to give him 10, why dis? me no trust big nose tribe

we have pretty red painting

me say we no longer trust long nose man. me and many other of sven tribe say we get rid of mud man tribe. day of rock on a stick, soon.

Ug ooo I am lion man!

Hooknose should be fireremain

The long nose man is no to danger.
Can tell him badly.
but tell him he long nose.
and he is found out.

WOLOLO

>implying you wouldn't

sometime when it fits long nose man...he say he of same tribe. other time....he say he of different tribe. what give? long nose man tell Sven chief to stop hunting and go gather bean of soy from yellow man tribe...why this? me think long nose man try trick sven tribe.

She look like she heat the black rock.

dont, im on no playing with pee stick

she look like she survive winter

Have we started the fire?

You black steal rock

stop cunta I is on no fap

Big woman need many foods.
Great burden.
Should slaughter before charcoal steals.
Use hide for armour.

perhaps he wonder why someone hit man with rock on head before throw him out of giant flying bird?

what is fire?

long-nose tribe big head
long-nose tribe smart
long-nose tribe invent new spear
paleskin tribe only jealous long nose tribe
paleskin tribe dumb, only apeface tribe more dumb

Here
Big fire
Ignore happy man
He likes fire

we no need fire yet, need organise hunt party with the boys. ooglah is going be bait mammoth this time.

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the long nose man yells with hurt when he hit you

we put long nose man in cage and fart on him

so why long nose man always want live in paleskin tribe cave? long nose man tell me Rheinland tribe kill 6 of his tribe....me think this lie.

Yes big guy, the fire rises

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If longnose tribe so smart why their village so small and weak?

Eagle tribe make biggest village and they only offshoot of anglo tribe in old times.

if happy man has mastered "fire" then maybe he can run tribe one day

>OOGA

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Shell backs are good eating. also they make good float craft

look like my ex grunga, I are missing her a lot. How I get over this?

it lie by long nose man.

eagle tribe stupid, like only big thing
eagle tribe mate with too many apeface tribe

>stabs you with sharp shinny black rock.
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Kangs get out!

we listen, you wuz kang

avoid bean of soy from yellow man tribe, it make baby-maker stick weak. long nose man tell paleskin tribe all he need eat is bean of soy...me think this lie too.

>we
>the
back drawings. make smart. learn speak.

goldhair tribe invite apeface tribe in goldhair cave
now goldhair tribe blame longnose tribe
not longnose tribe fault

But all cave paintings say it witch-hag turn. Time of man over they say.

>eat the plant that makes you poo.
>poo in hole for three days.
>cover up hole between poos.
>let sit for three days.
>take big breath of hole.
>talk to spirits for answers.

>tfw no berrypicker gf