You walk into your room and see pic related

You walk into your room and see pic related.

What do you do?

Wonder what a saint is doing in my room, try to communicate, and help her if possible.

>Good to see you back

Autistically scream that Corsica is rightful Italian clay

>"Baguette! Pierre Jardin! Omelette du fromage!"

>Why are you undressing?
>Ohh well.
*unzips dick*

Get out of here STALKER

I speak French fluently.

...

1,Roll for initiative
2,Cast fist
3,Miss
4,Realize I'm out of blood
5,Try to not cry
6,Cry

Say hi to my waifu and ask if she wants to take a bath or something since frenchies rarely do that.

Mana transfer

burn for rare prisms

Unzip dragon dick.

Make her eat all of the eggs

I make the sickest burn since Dresden.

Roll for double or nothing

Who cares about Jeanne.
We need an anime with Jeanne Alter.

What's not to like?

Muh cock

hey never said I didn't like Jeanne.
But why settle with her when you can have the more kinky version?

So you're just a degenerate pervert

Nothing wrong with being a pervert, user.
Servants aren't even human anyways, they're just tools for a war.
In that case why not have a tool better suited for mana transfers so you can better power up her for battle?

Thank god I made a bowl of eggs earlier

Tell her she is a meme taken too far and the Catholic Church made her a saint for reputation purposes only.

Also that she pleases Englishmen to be counted as a martyr by the French. Plus the world is an Anglo world and the French suck American cock so she did everything for nothing.