>On his first night in the White House, President Trump complained that the TV in his bedroom was broken, because it didn’t have ‘the gorilla channel.’ To appease Trump, White House staff compiled a number of gorilla documentaries into a makeshift gorilla channel, broadcast into Trump’s bedroom from a hastily-constructed transmission tower on the South Lawn.
>Trump kneels in front of the TV, with his face about four inches from the screen and says encouraging things to the gorillas.
America unironically voted for this. Just let that sink in
Mason Hughes
Adam Thompson
"Let that sink in" is the most pretentious phrase on the internet.
sage
Aaron Torres
...
Isaac Adams
Slightly less than Half of Americans did
Levi Jackson
LET THAT SINK IN
FOR JUST
ONE MOMENT
LET
THAT
SINK
IN
Jonathan Diaz
Jewish lies as always.
Matthew Bell
trump is a nice man
Isaiah Wood
He has a gorilla mindset apparently x)
Connor Thomas
>Implying I didnt vote for trump to raise awareness for the gorilla channel
Josiah Collins
Ooga booga Trump dat silverback nigga
Nicholas Reed
...
Justin Collins
Shareblue faggots are freaking out.
Sage.
Jordan Edwards
They don't have ESPN at the Whitehouse?
Camden Martinez
ok... so we impeach now, yes?
Elijah Jenkins
If there is anything we need to learn its that we need to abolish the electoral college and campaign funding.
Sebastian Gutierrez
DESTROYED.
Samuel Thompson
>America unironically voted for this...and that's a good thing!
Cameron Richardson
i dont know why, but this pasta is fucking hilarious
Austin James
Totally
Jason Howard
>THIS IS WHAT URBAN GENIUSES ACTUALLY BELIEVE
Brayden Hughes
Beats the alternative.
James King
Kek
Joshua Bennett
>He still believes this fake news
Sad!
Benjamin Wilson
Please just because White House went into ultra damage control to bury the story by saying “lol it’s fake,” doesn’t mean it’s not actually true, fuck off shill
Isaac Collins
This meme is old, really old.
Jackson Lewis
Dude he was just asking for ESPN, the staff was just too stupid to realize it.
>and says encouraging things to the gorillas.
>Not rooting for your team
Jacob Davis
nah, he wanted worldstar fight comps
Jose Butler
such jewish writing ever.
Aiden Kelly
Well, I hope so.
Most of TV nowadays is Jews and Niggers, it's sad that the last place where we can watch developed hominids on TV is the Gorilla channel.
Cooper Bell
this
Jackson Bennett
When whites vote for whiteness instead of their own economic interest this is what they get, You reap what you sow
Camden Ward
this
Isaiah Hall
>this just in, Donald Trump is a human being
Lincoln Parker
... and someday soon all the liberals will be in jail.