Brit/pol/: Catch of the Day Edition

Fish of the Day.
The tench or doctor fish (Tinca tinca) is a fresh- and brackish-water fish of the cyprinid family found throughout Eurasia from Western Europe including the British Isles east into Asia as far as the Ob and Yenisei Rivers.

Fucking huge carp seen in some lake in Cornwall.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42153263

>Have you spent the thousands and thousands of pounds to show off to the other men around the fishing lake?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-5436754345

>What carp is the best carp? Should we start deporting Grass Carp?
www.independent.co.uk/sport/grass-carp-the-demon-in-our-lakes

>Are Carp more intelligent than football fans? Cyprinid F.C faces off against Norf F.C.
www.totalcarp.co.uk/the-battle-of-the-century

>Are coarse anglers poofs? We challenge the roach fishers to a battle with a real meaty carp.
www.Anglers.com/en-gb/Meatiest-carps

>Is your personal best shite? Why haven't you caught a 50lb mirror yet you cunt?
www.totalcarp.co.uk/buy-more-fishing-shite

>Britain is absolutely in love with carp. Other fish declared "Sub-Piscine"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25436432

>Polish caught stealing carp from local fisheries to be sentenced to death.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-2753456

>The latest fishing rod made from carbon hydrosilicum titanium-elasticide carbide hits the market. Is it the flashest piece of kit yet?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-9643356

>Sea Fishermen are absolute cunts. How to stop these fish kissing fuckers away from you freshwater pools.
www.fishing.co.uk/how-to-spot-a-sea-angler

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can we have some actual links for once

ow mush bum us a tenner willew

I like this fishy edition

FUH HONU KUH

If I ever find Honk I'll pin him down and rape him

Osbone was a freedom fighter, not a terrorist

Somewhere in Wallsend. I'll find him.

YEH NIHUH FUH HONU KUH
not rape if I enjoy it tee hee

Bet he would like it

[spoiler]faggot[/spoiler]

>dem fooking chavs wasting time watching football all the time
>y don dey do something usefull like like posting on britpol all day

mandatory

wronggggg

Meet me at Segedunum.

It's genuinely an improvement.

U FOOKIN TELL 'EM LAD. AS A ARD WORKIN MEMBA OF THA' WORKIN CLASS ME FINKS AM ENTITLED TO ME FOOTY - AND FREE HOUSIN... AND FREE HEALTHCARE...AN FREE EDUCASHION..AN FREE EVERFINK INNIT

meet you at the top of the tower in full gladiatorial garb
first blood

how
at least the chavs who watch football might drunkenly punch a paki one day

I will kill you nonce.

you lads need to stop projecting desu
it's easy to spot

Where do you live if you've moved away from Wallsend?

I'm a good looking middle-class man and you're a subhuman poorfag northerner, so of course you'd enjoy it. Fag.

>britcucks

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With their Sikh bro over an argument about israel.

>NEW POLL
CON: 42% (+1)
LAB: 42% (-)
LDEM: 6% (-1)
GRN: 3% (+1)
UKIP: 2% (-1)

somewhere more central
see

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What am I projecting exactly?

still more than you

How close to the monument in Newcastle?

Lol

There is literally nothing wrong with saltqater fishing

>GRN (+1)
GOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
walking distance

Lads TB is becoming an endemic in the UK, loads of eastern europoorans are bringing it here, and 1/3 of the population of bangladesh have TB. We almost had it completely eradicated form these glorious isles.

>source: I'm a doctor

Nonce. City lurking pedo cunt. I'm going to kill you and throw you in tyne. Meet me at the center for life.

THICC

Fuck you op for starting the thread early

Next thread

>dividing threads
calls others fags

perverts

Maybe i'm drunk. I'll hunt you down.

>262 posts early

Diversity ain't cheap, goy

not one man has managed to kill me. I am invincible

I had a cornershop shut down for selling booze and fags to kids.

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lads im fucking dying over here

Foreigner cull trials when?

>paki doing the same as he was doing before but on benifits

Remember monofuka. Youre out of the society. We love eouch other.

>britcuck doesn't know that his country literally went into the middle east and fought to secure the state currently known as israel

Football fans are so fucking subhuman. Imagine getting in fistfights over football loyalties.

I caught some aids

While your daughter is deep dicked by a nigger at home

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krokodil maba

o-okay

Yeah, but we Europeans were ebil antisemites so our Jews flocked to your shores: "give me your tired huddled masses yearning to breath free" or however that poem goes

Lower class people interact with non-whites far more than the other classes do

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I TUTALLLY AGREEE WIV YA LAD. DUN'T FEGET TEH FREE BUTTA'S.

Anounced i would make the next thread here
to avoid this happening. Then i just looked at post count before i posted it and presumed no one would have made a new thread like 20 POSTS EARLY

Is it my imagination?
Or have I finally found something worth livin' for...

The old thread was at 295 when i posted it, so it was actually 5 posts early

goro is a C U C K

change flag

>yank who doesn't know his country got btfo'd in the med by israel.

We already had israel because of our war with the turks.

imagine posting on britpol while deano is dicking that girl you had a crush on back when you was in high school

youtube.com/watch?v=VlfXOT_68tc

Metis is the better choice.

Really... Then we shall have a three way duel at the center.
FOR THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

>((((upper class)))
>white

cough

>calling dibs on the next thread before you've actually made it
absolutely disgusting

A BIG MIDDLE CLASS COCK is penetrating your sister as we speak! She will bear his superior children and for once in your family's history, your family's average IQ will surpass triple digits.

skipping work lads do you think theyll notice?

Sorry user, Ai-chan is bestest toaster!

If you keep posting about it they might.

why is brit/pol/ so gay?

Looking forward to giving up porn in April

On tonight's show!

>will.i.am
>Imelda Staunton
>Cuba Gooding Jr.
>George Ezra

BBC One, 10:35pm

Fluoridated water

What is the definition of a chav?
>inb4 low income people
I'm pretty sure they are not all chavs.

United caliphate of britistan lmao

why are mods such soyboys?

Anyone out of Hull.

Is there anything is comfy as listening to Rob Ager reviews?

extroverted NEETS

show flag

MEMO is out!!!!!

It turns out it was Brits spied on TRUMP and against Trump.

You all must die. you are no longer our best friends.

>nog
>who
>who
>jew

Because people like you are mods.

sauce

In time, the Betrayer will become the Betrayed.

so whats with that memo

Why cuck?

State of this thread

>It turns out it was Brits spied on TRUMP and against Trump.
A former mi6 agent was hired by fusion gps, this is already know you spaz. I predict a nothing burger.

WUR JUS GETIN STARTED

State of you lad.

I reject the accusation. I’d never be a mod.

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