>Tasks Create memes Spread memes on social media Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion Get fit Spread flyers and stickers in your city Press F for the 6th army
Currently a bunch of their (academic) tools tell us that everything's fine. My favorite is this one:
>Studie der Uni Mainz zeigt: Medienvertrauen steigt, Lügenpresse-Hysterie lässt nach und das Vertrauen ins Internet stürzt regelrecht ab >In einer Welt der Verunsicherung sehnen sich die Menschen verstärkt nach Fakten und Einordnung. Von Experten, die ihre Profession gelernt haben. >Der öffentlich-rechtliche Rundfunk und die Tagespresse genießen bei etwa zwei Dritteln Vertrauen, sagte die Studie aus. Nur jeweils fünf Prozent sind bei diesen Medien grundsätzlich misstrauisch. >Die anhaltende Fake-News-Diskussion hat beim Internet einen regelrechten Vertrauenssturz ausgelöst. Nur noch zehn Prozent der Bürger halten Online im Allgemeinen für vertrauenswürdig >Fake News und Hasskommentare: Deutliche Mehrheiten von zwei Dritteln bis drei Vierteln der Deutschen sehen in beiden Phänomenen eine echte Gefahr für die Gesellschaft. Jeweils 69 Prozent erwarten von der Politik gesetzgeberisches Handeln, um sowohl Fake News als auch Hasskommentare zu bekämpfen. >Weiterführende Analysen der Langzeitstudie zeigen, dass sich vor allem diejenigen Menschen von den Medien entfremdet fühlen, die mit der Politik und Demokratie sowie ihrer eigenen wirtschaftlichen Situation unzufrieden sind, die eine hohe Sympathie für die AfD haben. >Dazu gehören auch Menschen, die häufig Kommentare auf den Facebook-Seiten etablierter Medien lesen und schreiben. tagesspiegel.de/medien/luegenpresse-hysterie-ebbt-ab-deutsche-vertrauen-medien-wieder-staerker/20911992.html
So remember, gullible sheeple, what you read in the comments comes just from the outcast neonazis, losers, and haters.
it's so short is there a longer louder version i'm gonna learn the lyrics my germ-friends will be impressed
Jaxson Baker
>Currently a bunch of their (academic) tools tell us that everything's fine. My favorite is this one: Lügenpresse reports that people believe them. What does that tell us about the truth?
Henry Myers
tayanon still AWOL
Camden Green
thanks user i have 100% faith alles wird gut
Jacob Peterson
THIS
Alexander Davis
bavaria and east and the north coast for real Germans all faggot commies and their imported new -german-fuck-dogs to the ruhrgebiet
Benjamin Smith
#120db
Jaxson Hernandez
There are only two options 1. He is training his Gimp skills to become the next level of memegod 2. He sold his huge amount of Bitcoins before the crash and is now using the money to train his personal Taytay clone army to free the fatherland.
Bavaria should be independent and so should the eastern states (measuring their GDP per capita they'd still live in more luxury than the Poles and the Czech). This wouldn't even fulfill the German definition of high treason and since each federal state has it's own constitution, political scientists argue that they each theoretically represent individual states. We'd need a party to champion this shit. Hell, even the westerners would vote for this to get rid of le ebil nadsis.
James Garcia
I hope he is alive and well and come's back soon.
Jaxon Martin
option 2 Taylor swift as the Queen of New Germany Build that wall Ms Swift wir wollen unser ruhe wieder haben
ya fair enough about bavaria, the last time i suggested this irgendwelcher komischer Bayer said to include them in the new germany we still need to draw some maps to get an idea of where we're going with this
Henry Cooper
where did he goe :'(
Easton Richardson
>the last time i suggested this irgendwelcher komischer Bayer said to include them in the new germany
>Islamic call for prayer now silenced by court. Who protests? The Protestant church, of course. >Der Islambeauftragte der Evangelischen Kirche von Westfalen, Ralf Lange-Sonntag, äußerte sich verwundert über die Gerichtsentscheidung. „Man muss die negative Religionsfreiheit miteinbeziehen, aber sie darf nicht absolut gesetzt werden“, sagte er auf Anfrage. Solange die Lautstärke-Grenzwerte eingehalten worden seien, müsse man es ertragen, dass Menschen eine andere religiöse Position verträten. welt.de/regionales/nrw/article173147836/Oer-Erkenschwick-Gericht-verbietet-Muezzin-Ruf-per-Lautsprecher.html
>Malenki in Stasi Uniform...again I need to buy him a beer if i see him.
Luke Clark
Leonardt was the "artist" who spied on Höcke and his family. This was one of his speeches, which was crashed by IB activists dressed as Stasi officers thanking him for "paving the way to socialism" in front of a giant banner reading "Hypocrisy".
Adam Hughes
also real germans and pre-approved friends live in peace and prosperity under Taylor Swift in the New Germany traitors commies and their refugees live on the other side of the wall i can live with this
>quick rundown whats going on here IB dressed as GDR officers delivering a made up government award to an Antifa for achievements in spying for socialism. This works and is funny, because the real GDR always gave retarded awards to anybody for even the smallest things. It was part of their indoctrination process.
Colton Barnes
i swear as god is my witness i will fly to germany tomorrow morning, drink kaffee and eat kuechen and at midday i will hang Mergel from the brandenburg gate digits confirm
>Learn from the refugees, who "lose" their passports once they come close to the German border and then invent multiple identities: Germans, join the multi-identity movement! achgut.com/artikel/die_multiidentitaere_bewegung
>digits confirm Checked
Justin Watson
Heil checked
Caleb Thompson
>Learn from the refugees, who "lose" their passports once they come close to the German border
i'm not familiar with the story the guys in the uniforms are /ourguys/?
Tyler Young
yes, they are from the IB. they have done a similar pr-stunt before.
Joshua Powell
the guy saying "keine kameras" is not a german FYI
Brandon Thomas
ah ok, so the uniforms are our guys
Luke Wood
>the guys in the uniforms are /ourguys/?
Yes, they're LARPing as offical representatives of the "new Stasi" awarding the "Socialist Hipocrisy Prize for Exceptional Services in the Surveillance of Dissidents".
Give me a quick rundown on Kraut please. What's all this shit revolving him lately? Thought he was /our guy/ after BTFO Muslims?
Ethan Lee
>Held der Arbeit
Easton Reyes
Hey Guys, can someone make a meme out of this, by replacing the mentally ill person with a refugee?.
Evan Reed
Yeah, it's the usual finger pointing by leftist organizations. The state, the government, the racist society, capitalism.
Kraut killed himself. Didn't you know? He's dead, Jim.
Jackson Richardson
wrong thread. this thread is for discussion of german (i.e. "kraut) politics.
Sebastian Murphy
i'm tying the noose in one of my best ropes as we speak and packing my backpack check out the tageschau tomorrow to see mergel gehaengt
Jack Fisher
Wrong thread, buddy
Easton Howard
>€60,000 kostet dieser "minderjährige" Asylbetrüger den Steuerzahler pro Jahr Inflation is a bitch, I tell you.
Mason Lee
DIE NAZBOL-BANDE IST VERTRETEN!
Noah Price
It's much more in reality. 300-500 € per day.
Christopher Collins
K cool
Xavier James
HEIL DEM KAISER!
Landon Barnes
bump
Xavier Hernandez
Daily reminder.
Jack Young
It seems to be around 450,000€ per "refugee". This makes when calculated for around 2,000,000 "refugees" 900,000,000,000€ for all of them. That's like 1/4 of Germany's GDP.
Xavier Lopez
>>Der Islambeauftragte der Evangelischen Kirche von Westfalen, Ralf Lange-Sonntag, äußerte sich verwundert über die Gerichtsentscheidung. There is no Islamization of Germany. that's just a conspiracy theory made by alt-right. ;-)
Xavier Long
The whole thing is over with the first economical crisis. Then Hitler 2.0 rises.
Cooper Hernandez
10.000 hours MS paint
Dylan Lopez
Come on, you can do better than that. It still says "Erbkranke" and the cost is not updated either.
merkel and her friends in the banking towers are a bit upset about the fact that the average german still calls too much his own, has too much money in the bank and is not deep enough in debt. they change that with that refugee influx
socialism: we redistribute everything, money, people, entire nations, you name it we have to get rid of all socialists
Hunter Ward
Definetely, unfortunately socialists make up about 40%+ of our government.
Leo Miller
2 state solution a german city has to be 100% GERMAN with approved friends, BUILD THAT FUCKING WALL
Luke Hill
YA MAN SOME OF US ARE LOOKING FOR PEACEFUL SOLUTIONS SUCH AS THE 2-STATE GERMANY,
Daniel Martin
Look at his Basecap, he's Farmequipment and she is just friendly.
Xavier Mitchell
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Bentley Murphy
the people who desire socialism my friend we need a 2 states solution (like this guy said ) BaWü, Bavaria, all of east Germany minus Berlin. Build a big wall around the progressive part and let these rats die.
Angel Perry
History is going to repeat. Italy is going to betray Germany again. :^)
Anthony Torres
Quick, but obligatory edit
Lincoln Perry
nice! saved!
Owen King
It's literally occupation zones, stupid! Most pozzed part is Bongs, but American part isn't much better.
The British occupiers were also the ones who prevented a unified nationalist party all the way back in 1949. > de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsche_Konservative_Partei_–_Deutsche_Rechtspartei >Im Vorfeld der Bundestagswahl 1949 kam es zu Verhandlungen mit der DP und der Nationaldemokratischen Partei (NDP) über eine Fusion, die aber schließlich scheiterten, weil insbesondere die britische Besatzungsmacht erklärte, eine Fusionspartei aus DP, NDP und DKP-DRP würde in ihrem Bereich keine Lizenz erhalten.
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Jeremiah Roberts
greetings Kraut/pol/ poster user here
can someone translate "We were killed by open borders" for me? trying out a new, simpler design with even less words, might be better
Oliver Cook
Well, I've got no problems with that. Just assumed that Bavaria may prefer being by themselves rather than with us Ossis.
Liam Perez
New version
Evan Scott
"We were killed by open borders" "Wir wurden durch offene Grenzen getötet" is this correct?
Ayden Howard
10/10 cringe The words of delusional safe space dwellers who know they are losing.
Brody Ross
the southern bavarians certainly, regarding franconia i'm not so sure. culturally we're closer to southern thuringians or hessians than the bavarian people in the south.
cool would also be an bavarian anschluss to austria; who knows. the BRD certainly won't exist in its current form in 50 years.
