ITT: Anime characters who have shown their genitals on-screen

ITT: Anime characters who have shown their genitals on-screen

I never wanted this

Yet you came

I want to see his dick.

fuck OFF

Will reading the VN help me understand why all the girls want his dick or is it simply typical harem protag syndrome where they all want to fuck him because he's nice? I mean as Archer, he's cocky, quick witted and alpha but Emiya as a teen seems kinda dull.

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Kinda? I can only talk about my own opinions, but in Fate the sexual aspect of Shirou and Saber's relationship is a bit forced, but the platonic aspect is pretty solid. In UBW, Rin and Shirou have pretty good chemistry, but again the lewd aspect of it is shoehorned in. In HF, it is very clear why Sakura is desperate for Shirou's manmeat

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This never fails to amuse me.

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Man, Fate really is the worst route.

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Well, for, one, the guy's canonically a hunk, alongside Issei and Shinji.

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-Is handsome.
-Is ripped.
-Can fix everything in the house.
-Is actually well off financially thanks to his dad(has a huge place just for him) but can still make money by himself
-Has ties to the yakuza
-Master chef
-Was top of the archery club
-Gives off a danger vibe, like he's threading between life and death every day
-Is friend with other two really rich guys coming from noble families
-The pole

It's a surprise more chicks didn't jump on him until now, but his autism and Taiga probably repelled them.

Is this guy a Mary sue?

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Is that a fanart? He looks like a different person there. Shirou doesn't even look like that in the VN.

>Someone not being a hikkineet neckbeard means he's a mary sue

It's based on a Takeuchi card art from F/GO, supposedly it's a future Shirou who mastered Archer's arm.

>According to the FGO interview that was posted on "comptiq (2016, Feb)", the theme of Limited / Zero Over is "The complete form of Shirou Emiya as a Magus".

>>Excluding Sakura(whose interest in him is kinda "deserved"), only the girls of their respective routes are ever in love with him at a time.

Uuh yeah sure.

It's FGO Fanart, but the art from the VN is like 10 years old already so some small differences are to be expected.

accidental green

not yet I didn't

shiki > shirou

But did he ever show his dick?
Didn't think so faggot

>F/GO
So yeah just a fan art.

But he did show his dick.

pretty sure he did in the h scenes
maybe

Pretty sure HF's true end implied Rin loved Shirou there too

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>In HF, it is very clear why Sakura is desperate for Shirou's manmeat

It's clear in every route why she wants him. The game pretty much almost starts out with Sakura and Shirou just doing their everyday routine, where they are for all intents and purposes, family. If one couldn't tell their was attraction there, they were blind, you didn't need HF to show that to you.

Yea, I was just talking about how each heroine played in their own route, but Sakura is basically lusting the entire time

We are told that, but Rin never actually interacted much if at all with Shirou after the high jump incident besides bumping in the hallway, do we are to assume she never sought out the crush she felt in the three years since then.

They were pretty much strangers until the war started, with Shirou having the cliche schoolboy crush with the school idol that the other boys had.

That was the difference between the sisters, Sakura got to know him and sought friendship with him after the high jump incident(she originally was a spy for Zouken), they've known each other intimately for almost three years. Rin became friend and lover in under 2 weeks.

>I mean as Archer, he's cocky, quick witted and alpha but Emiya as a teen seems kinda dull.

The irony is that Archer and Shirou still behave very similarly, the only difference is we're not inside Archer's head

Rin had better chemistry tho, she could reign the fucker and stop his autism. On the other hand, Sakura is too much broken and panders his autism

Other way around. Rin indulges his autism, Sakura gets him to to back off

No, Rin tells him to stop being a faggot and let her fight, at difference of Fate. Sakura is too much broken that she even broke his autism and take it to a whole new level.

>Rin is the one who tells him to become a superhero
>Sakura is the one who makes him settle down and become a bit more normal

Why are you being wrong

>misundersanding HF

No. Sakura's situation means that his autism is focused only on her.

>HF Shirou
>settle down

He died and had his soul put into a poorly functioning puppet body and he has lost a few aspects of his personality and magus abilities.

If you define that as "settling down" then go for it.

>lost a few aspects of his personality
What?
>and his magus abilities
What abilities? They say that if he trains he can continue to improve? Where is it stated that his puppet body performs poorly? It requires maintenance, sure, but it's not like he's suffering

It's ok. They'll make it so in the upcoming movies that he'll be picture-perfect, 100% functional and happy beyond measure, with a Nasu seal of approval slapped onto his forehead. CUZ SAKURA CANNOT BE SAD!

He lost his magic circuits. He will never have his power again.

And Rin noticed that he didnt seem fully himself in the epilogue.

And Sakura herself states that his body is ill fitting, which is why Sakura and Rin have been trying to find Touko so that she can make a puppet body specifically for Shirou rather than using one of her offcasts.

He is essentially Sakura's familiar at the end of the route.

The movie is going to fucking suck anyways. At this point it doesnt matter if they add anything that makes it worse.

>He lost his magic circuits. He will never have his power again.
But they specifically say he could attain a reality marble if he trains?

>And Rin noticed that he didnt seem fully himself in the epilogue.

What? Do you mean she noticed that he seemed happy and relaxed?

>essentially Sakura's familiar
I mean you say that like it's a bad thing? Saber is literally Shirou's familiar at the end of UBW good

She specifically mentions that he didnt seem fully himself.

Dont take it up with me. Take it up with Nasu.

No man, literally he is fine, personality and all, in HF True. If he wasn't, Taiga would have noticed it, and Rin says, in plain language the body molded itself to the soul so perfectly he takes medicine just like a normal human would.

The only thing malfunctioning is that his magical energy doesn't cycle properly in his body. Sakura even suggested they get a better body which would be ludicrously expensive, but Shirou says it works fine for him. Rin wouldn't say he could use his Reality Marble if he trained if his body was useless as a magus, nor count him in her hypothetical magical tournament to get sweet cash from the Clock Tower.

No user. They specifically mention that Rin has been trying to find Touko so that a better body can be made for him.

HF friends love reimagining their route.

Brah, I just read the route not long ago.

Rin said the doll maker that made the body had skipped out so she couldn't find them, and mentioned the Sealing Designation. Never mentioned Touko specifically, it's there so you can infer that it's her. See pic related.

>"I see. But Senpai says it's fine as it is. The magical energy doesn't flow well, but everything else's better than before."

And Sakura says this, meaning she talked with Shirou about finding a new body. I mean, she was the one who ponied up the cash for it. Rin says that "we" looked for alternatives in the year following what happened in the route. Meaning Sakura helped him after Rin made her the town supervisor and left for London. They mention he only recently became acclimated to the body as well.

>as Archer, he's cocky, quick witted and alpha
Also grew two feet and put on a load of hunk.
I'd fuck Archer.

Not the guy you were responding to, but I'm gonna play devil's advocate a little. If there was a problem, do you think that Shirou would be honest about it that soon after the events of HF? Shirou's entire character is based around trying to impossibly soak up everyone else's pain and hardship into himself, so I have my doubts about whether or not he would be truly honest about the functionality or lack thereof with his new body

>And Rin noticed that he didnt seem fully himself in the epilogue.

Gonna need a quote on that buckerino. You might have taken something out of context.

>puppet master
>has a sealing designation
>is extremely difficult to find

Its Touko.

That would be speculation. Rin, as the narrator, tells us that his health is fine, the questions are how he has gotten used to the body, Sakura already reported the issues.

It would be useless to lie to Sakura, who helps maintain his body and would notice he is lying because he knows less about magecraft than she does. And even if something should slip from her monitoring him, Rin plans to examine him anyway, so it would be found out.

So the odds of him knowing and hiding some earth shattering "I got magic cancer" or something is slim to none. It's Sakura that is likely to have something wrong with her more than Shirou is, what with Rin's cryptic, "Sakura ignored Angra Mainyu's side effects to concentrate on Shirou, now she has this condition of constant magical energy flow we can't explain".

With Shirou, Rin gave us the clinical rundown completely.

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Great, now i'm going to spend the rest of my night looking for Shiro's dick because i forgot what it looks like.
Thanks Sup Forums.

Just like any VN cock.
Long, big and erect

What the fuck was that penis. It looked so fucking ugly, completelly threw me off.

Did you watch it uncensored?

So wait this is Shirou from a future were EMIYA gives him his arm?

Yes. Is it supposed to be funny?

Not really.
What would you define as a good looking penis?

Nah, she was fucking Rider at that time and had Juvia waiting for her on england
>tfw no RinxOjou doujins

>she originally was a spy for Zouken
What, I don't remember this at all

>Mary sue
>gets shit on in pretty much every timeline he is in

Now that I think about it, is there any ending he has that doesn't involve his life going super tragic later?

Is this a joke or did he actually show his dick?

I'd too, no homo tho

He did in the VNs. After he fucked Saber and Rin silly.

Though I don't think that counts.

Shirou's cock

he is an anime/mangaonlyfag.

How do you not watch UBW and not want to fuck his brains out or have your organs ruptured by him?

If anything, he'd be the housewife of the relationship

So if Rin can't get Shirou she becomes a lesbian? Why?

>Takeuchi art
>Fanart
What?

...no? Mary sue implies that he has no flaws (and he definitely does) and also that everyone likes him regardless of his actions, which they also definitely do not. He's got a lot of advantages and is relatively well fleshed out, but the original VN is huge so it's kind of to be expected.

Fucking read the VN already Jesus Christ

Fucking secondaries don't even know about Shirou's pole jumping skills.

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But that shouldn't be possible it was fucking killing him, it's as retarded as Sakura still having shadow powers and water magic or the grail war and all it's secrets being laid bare with the only causalities being Gilgamesch and Kotomine, I dare you right now to figure out a way for all of that shit to come out and Zouken not end up as much of a bloody smeer on the floor or in limbo like those other idiots

Don't tell me what to do asshole, I read that entire fucking novel and it still annoys me, just like the horrid romance angle in the Fate route and the whole Sakura sheltering in the Heaven's Feel route, why is this her route when she barely plays a role in it? IIiya was the one doing shit, Sakura was either, in bed, going crazy and making things worse, and every excuse for her behavior sounded like a bad attempt to keep her pure, She only let Shinji rape her out of pity and because crest worms make her a slut, what?, The shadow was actually doing all that, Sakura was warped by it, Shirou didn't die and becomes a house husband because that's what makes Sakura happy, oh and despite all logic, Rider's there too to lick Sakura's boots and if that wasn't enough, here comes her coattail riding sister trying to use all four of them to rake in the doush, get the fuck outta here,nasu, we know you can right crazy as fuck females and they still get somewhat of a following such as that bitch maid from Tsukihime and a few Kara no Kyoukai characters, why come up with laundry list of excuses for Sakura of all people? That shit was so obvious everybody knew it and reacted accordingly. Seriously, the fucking lolicon writer made a better Sakura than Nasu and she's fucking dead!

>Only the VN

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>it's as retarded as Sakura still having shadow powers

Those are her inborn powers though. Imaginary Numbers is expressed as a shadow that pools under her feet.

Those Shadow Giants are her natural familiars like jade owls are Rin's.

The VN is realistic as fuck.
Shirou is really nice and extremely hot, has a job and his own house and will cook for you and protect you with his life, not to mention he has a huge mollusk. Any girl would want to be with a guy like this in real life, especially if they share the same roof for a couple of weeks or more.

>Is this guy a Mary sue?
It's hard to think of other MCs as flawed as Shirou. Not to mention Mary Sues don't lose 90% of their fights.

rolled twice now trying to get waifus...

but instead I got Emiya and Robin Hood

I decided this was a sign. Fuck off waifus, it's time for bros instead

Society just doesn't get that a girl in the midst of a mental breakdown isn't going to bother keeping her towel wrapped around her. Sad, in more ways than one.