What would Sup Forums do in the purge

what would Sup Forums do in the purge

rape, obviously

defend whats mine truly

jaywalk

shitpost.

I feel like after my first two Id get bored.
maybe try out cannabalism? necrophilia?
meh

no your to much of a puss faggot to anything

Tell the mods to fuck themselves.
Yeah.
That's what I would do

You all are thinking too small I would do public urination

I'd take books from my local library and not return them on time

Hide.

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Shitpost with a VPN

>he needs a VPN

cheese pizza

steal exactly two yellow m&ms

what I already do: hide in my mom's basement

steal shit

Praise the NWO for protection of course.

purge myself

>go to america on holiday
>find out where some possibly obscure but rich people live with all their expensive shit
>as remote location as possible preferably
>make sure no traps or how to disable them
>go back during purge
>burgle all their expensive shit with as little breakage as possible
>leave a hand written, detailed, very praising thank you note, a cute hand made small gift and a hand drawn spurdo image of me burgling their house