Could Shinji have actually satisfied here?

Could Shinji have actually satisfied here?

Not fully, but in an apocyalptic world you've got to take what you can.

anally yes
that pussy loose

No, because he was really spent after the daily prostate exams with Ritsuko

No but he could have satisfied there

Here? Nope. There? Maybe.

She just wanted the feeling of a man on top of her more than anything else.

her original self is nailed to the cross in rebuild

No it isn't.

>look at the chest

Nobody wants your shitty thread.

Could most of Sup Forums?

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>Shinji
>toothpick
>ever satisfying anyone

He probably wouldn't have been able to give her a dicking like she would have preferred, but he would have been able to hold her and comfort her and make her feel loved, and women adore that shit. They honestly make a cute couple.

He wasn't erect

His dick is probably not that much smaller than Kaji's. The problem is Shinji has a confused sex drive. He could be the type to cum early, or he could be the type to go ravenous beast if given an opportunity, like Misato did in EoE.

Misato fucked Kaji because he was available and she was used to him, but she was the only woman in the show not riding Gendo's dick. So maybe dominant alpha male wasn't her type at all.

Shinji's dick is canonically a toothpick
If Kaji saw it he would laugh at him

She's japanese, Kaji probably had a baby dick as well. Shinji would probably be big enough.

No, she fucked for a week straight and he'd just botched his first kiss. But what she was looking for was to feel like she'd done something for him, it would rip her heart in half if she couldn't because he was really trying and not getting anywhere.

Kaji is japanese and they have tiny baby dicks, so his wasn't that much bigger either.

>he hasn't seen the 90s-early 00s hentai animation where Shinji fucks both Misato and Ritsuko at the same time.

Nah, Kaji is probably decently sized if Misato was that crazy about him.

Shinji's is small even for Jap size. That's how much of a pathetic beta pussy he is.
He'll be spending the rest of his life getting fucked silly by older men and wearing dresses.

Yes, decent size for a japanese man which is like 3-4 inches. She's japanese so she doesn't know any better. she hasn't experienced the mighty viking dick.

meant for

Well Kaji isn't supposed to be your atypical man. He's probably packing quite a looker.

Shinji on the other hand must be .5 cm if the head won't even reach past his balls that haven't even dropped yet.
But it's okay, he can wear a skirt and pass as a prissy little girl just fine. He's already got the submissive personality for it.

>Well Kaji isn't supposed to be your atypical man. He's probably packing quite a looker.

And yet, Misato moved on from him and tried to fuck Shinji like the day after Kaji died. dude got cucked by a 14 year old with a tiny dick.

His dick was the bottle the toothpicks were kept it

>moved on from him
He was the last thing she was thinking about before she died.
She was so devastated after his death she resorted to Shinji, and even fucking Penpen for comfort. Yes, she puts Shinji and Penpen on the exact same level.

Just like how Gendo fucks other bitches but still only cares about Yui.

Saigado doujins point to yes.

that's the manga though

you self-inserted into Kaji or something? She did try to fuck Shinji atleast twice, she never tried to fuck the penguin.

Nah, just watched the show.
Sorry you self-inserted into the homo fuccboi instead of the Jap James Bond.

In the scene she tries to fuck Shinji she tries to go to Penpen right after. She sees them both as the same thing; a last resort for any semblance of comfort to ease her loneliness. She says it herself.

Until the end, her heart was sold only on Kaji.

The manga by the official character designer.
Which is just further proof of what was shown in the Anime.

In this scene Misato sees his dick and doesn't even bat an eyelash.
Must have been really small and pathetic excuse for a cock.

>naked with a fine woman in the house
>not erect

Is Shinji gay?

I love Misato and Ritsuko doujins. Who's with me?

That shouldn't even be a question at this point.

>side stepping
>walking cheerfully
>gay

Shinji ends up bunking with Ritsuko rather than being Misato's roommate.

How different does Eva become?

He walks like a faggot.

He's a smaller, bullyable version of what mad scientists see when they look at Gendo. He'd be carefully trained instead of rashly propositioned after 20 episodes of just teasing haha about it and Ritsuko might trick him into incest before showing him the Reiquarium.

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>walking cheerfully
He's literally mincing.

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