No White Male Technology Challenge

Take the Sup Forums No White Male Technology Challenge!

For one whole day, don't use anything invented by white males! Simple, right?!

Remember: Even if your computer, car, phone, television says "Made In China", realize that they were invented by white males.

1, 2, 3 LETS GO.

I don't think any posters in this thread will take up that challenge.

Sage goes in all fields.

Ha, good one. Got a cave to hole up in?

Spread it anyway. So people realize the joke.

I'd rather not use anything invented by niggers.
So... What should I avoid?

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>invented by white males!

You mean by the jews. don't you? Or do they run shit only when it is convenient for you?

Your all failed

Dirt Cookies.

That's about it, I think.

About the picture, its hard to believe people in the harsher times centuries ago were soft, white pussbags like the paintings show.

Of course. We all failed that challenge by entering the fucking thread.
I'm still winning the no-nigger-invention challenge though.

No you're not, since your country has a monarchy

This could be good if you get it to spread on social media

I wonder if the OP actually read the Shakespearean plays that were the basis for this great TV series (in place of just got mad about the skin color of the actors).

Queen Margaret. Brave warriors, Clifford and Northumberland, 505
Come, make him stand upon this molehill here,
That raught at mountains with outstretched arms,
Yet parted but the shadow with his hand.
What! was it you that would be England's king?
Was't you that revell'd in our parliament, 510
And made a preachment of your high descent?
Where are your mess of sons to back you now?
The wanton Edward, and the lusty George?
And where's that valiant crook-back prodigy,
Dicky your boy, that with his grumbling voice 515
Was wont to cheer his dad in mutinies?
Or, with the rest, where is your darling Rutland?
Look, York: I stain'd this napkin with the blood
That valiant Clifford, with his rapier's point,
Made issue from the bosom of the boy; 520
And if thine eyes can water for his death,
I give thee this to dry thy cheeks withal.
Alas poor York! but that I hate thee deadly,
I should lament thy miserable state.
I prithee, grieve, to make me merry, York. 525
What, hath thy fiery heart so parch'd thine entrails
That not a tear can fall for Rutland's death?
Why art thou patient, man? thou shouldst be mad;
And I, to make thee mad, do mock thee thus.
Stamp, rave, and fret, that I may sing and dance. 530
Thou wouldst be fee'd, I see, to make me sport:
York cannot speak, unless he wear a crown.
A crown for York! and, lords, bow low to him:
Hold you his hands, whilst I do set it on.
[Putting a paper crown on his head] 535

I'm not "using" the monarchy now, am I?
Besides, western monarchy isn't the same as a fat nigger in a leaf-tutu, declaring himself king of the three neighbouring villages. Show me nigger heraldry and I will be impressed.

Ay, marry, sir, now looks he like a king!
Ay, this is he that took King Henry's chair,
And this is he was his adopted heir.
But how is it that great Plantagenet
Is crown'd so soon, and broke his solemn oath? 540
As I bethink me, you should not be king
Till our King Henry had shook hands with death.
And will you pale your head in Henry's glory,
And rob his temples of the diadem,
Now in his life, against your holy oath? 545
O, 'tis a fault too too unpardonable!
Off with the crown, and with the crown his head;
And, whilst we breathe, take time to do him dead.
Lord Clifford. That is my office, for my father's sake.
Queen Margaret. Nay, stay; lets hear the orisons he makes. 550
Richard Plantagenet (Duke of Gloucester). She-wolf of France, but worse than wolves of France,
Whose tongue more poisons than the adder's tooth!
How ill-beseeming is it in thy sex
To triumph, like an Amazonian trull,
Upon their woes whom fortune captivates! 555
But that thy face is, vizard-like, unchanging,
Made impudent with use of evil deeds,
I would assay, proud queen, to make thee blush.
To tell thee whence thou camest, of whom derived,
Were shame enough to shame thee, wert thou not shameless. 560
Thy father bears the type of King of Naples,
Of both the Sicils and Jerusalem,
Yet not so wealthy as an English yeoman.
Hath that poor monarch taught thee to insult?
It needs not, nor it boots thee not, proud queen, 565
Unless the adage must be verified,
That beggars mounted run their horse to death.

This speech is great

Richard III (Duke of Gloucester)

1613

Ay, Edward will use women honourably.
Would he were wasted, marrow, bones and all,
That from his loins no hopeful branch may spring,
To cross me from the golden time I look for!
And yet, between my soul's desire and me—
The lustful Edward's title buried—
Is Clarence, Henry, and his son young Edward,
And all the unlook'd for issue of their bodies,
To take their rooms, ere I can place myself:
A cold premeditation for my purpose!
Why, then, I do but dream on sovereignty;
Like one that stands upon a promontory,
And spies a far-off shore where he would tread,
Wishing his foot were equal with his eye,
And chides the sea that sunders him from thence,
Saying, he'll lade it dry to have his way:
So do I wish the crown, being so far off;
And so I chide the means that keeps me from it;
And so I say, I'll cut the causes off,
Flattering me with impossibilities.
My eye's too quick, my heart o'erweens too much,
Unless my hand and strength could equal them.
Well, say there is no kingdom then for Richard;
What other pleasure can the world afford?
I'll make my heaven in a lady's lap,
And deck my body in gay ornaments,
And witch sweet ladies with my words and looks.
O miserable thought! and more unlikely
Than to accomplish twenty golden crowns!
Why, love forswore me in my mother's womb:
And, for I should not deal in her soft laws,
She did corrupt frail nature with some bribe,
To shrink mine arm up like a wither'd shrub;
To make an envious mountain on my back,
Where sits deformity to mock my body;
To shape my legs of an unequal size;
To disproportion me in every part,
Like to a chaos, or an unlick'd bear-whelp
That carries no impression like the dam.
And am I then a man to be beloved?

I got banned for posting too many red pills and also because I have an IQ of 178, I don't fit the "stoopid nahtzee" narrative.

O monstrous fault, to harbour such a thought!
Then, since this earth affords no joy to me,
But to command, to cheque, to o'erbear such
As are of better person than myself,
I'll make my heaven to dream upon the crown,
And, whiles I live, to account this world but hell,
Until my mis-shaped trunk that bears this head
Be round impaled with a glorious crown.
And yet I know not how to get the crown,
For many lives stand between me and home:
And I,—like one lost in a thorny wood,
That rends the thorns and is rent with the thorns,
Seeking a way and straying from the way;
Not knowing how to find the open air,
But toiling desperately to find it out,—
Torment myself to catch the English crown:
And from that torment I will free myself,
Or hew my way out with a bloody axe.
Why, I can smile, and murder whiles I smile,
And cry 'Content' to that which grieves my heart,
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
And frame my face to all occasions.
I'll drown more sailors than the mermaid shall;
I'll slay more gazers than the basilisk;
I'll play the orator as well as Nestor,
Deceive more slily than Ulysses could,
And, like a Sinon, take another Troy.
I can add colours to the chameleon,
Change shapes with Proteus for advantages,
And set the murderous Machiavel to school.
Can I do this, and cannot get a crown?
Tut, were it farther off, I'll pluck it down.

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Oh, good call. I was almost about to bite into a PB&J McMalaria.

Is this from a porn

A tribal chief isn't a kang .

Why all the Shakespeare Spam?

You'd have to prove things were invented by whites. They only invent disease and the patent office.

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Are you really stupid or really high? You have to prove that something wasn't invented by white males. Seriously, what has anyone else invented? Besides African Dirt Cookies.

>You dumb monkey skank
kek

I guess I'll post it on plebbit or something

>being this retarded
of course it's a Canadian flag

This is why everyone calls Sup Forums retarded, you faggots can't even tell the left image is shopped.

Here's the original.

we should make a national day out of it
maybe extend it to a weekend lol