Marry, fuck, kill

Marry, fuck, kill.

Marry Darkness
Fuck Aqua
Kill Megushit

Marry Darkness
Fuck Megumin
Kill Aqua

Marry Aqua
Fuck Megumin
Kill Darkness.

Marry Megumin
Fuck Megumin
Keep Darkness as my concubine
Ignore Aqua

/fpbp

Marry Magumin
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

Marry megumeme
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness

marry into money and title, fuck the loli, kill the annoying cunt

Marry Megumin
Fuck Dorkness
Kill shitty useless godess

>marry into money and title
If you're into this, why wouldn't you at least fuck Aqua? As a goddess, she has otherworldly connections, you know.

Is this the Konosubs group fap thread?

Marry Aqua
Fuck Lalatina
Kill Megumeme

Left to Right

Fuck
Marry
Kill

Marry and fuck Yunyun, leave the others to the MC.

Spend all my cash in the succubi shop forever

You gotta think about it bois
You fuck the cute loli that could get you arrested in secret
You marry the beautiful, rich, motherfucking PRINCESS that also happen to be a fuckin maso that get off by being abused
You get to fuck the cute loli and also have a sex slave that will do whatever you want

I did consider it.

This

More importantly, why isn't this translated yet?

That could have been a nice doujin, if they hadn't gone and stuck it in the wrong hole.

>wrong hole
opinion disregarded

this

Marry Lalatina
Fuck Aqua
Kill Megumin

Correct

>Darkness lovingly drinking Megumin's pee
My dick was destroyed.

Kill, Kill, Kill
>and then
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck

Marry Lalatina and cuck her by fucking the other two in front of her every night.

I don't want to kill anyone! I want to save everyone!

>wrong hole
Fuck off, faggot.

ow, the edge

Why is the official Konosuba artwork so ugly compared to some of the keyframes in the anime?

Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumin
Kill Darkness
Get Aqua to revive Darkness

You could fuck her and strangle her to death to give her the ultimate orgasm that she would want, and then just revive her.

My nigga.

/thread

>Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
Fun is over once rigor mortis sets in.

There are the only right options.

Marry Megumin
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

marry all three and fuck them until we all die from exhaustion

Marry & fuck Aqua.

Kill the rest.

Marry aqua even though she would laugh at my dick
Fuck darkness cause she's THICC af bruh
Kill megumin

Marry Aqua
Fuck Megumin really hard
Kill Lalatina

Came here to post this

Marry Lalatina
Fuck Aqua
Kill Myself

Marry Megumin, Fuck Aqua, don't kill Darkness because I could never bring myself to do that even though she would probably like it.

Marry Megumin
Fuck Megumin
Fuck Megumin

Marry Aqua
Ignore Megumin
Verbally abuse Darkness

Sup Forums is improving his taste.

Different key animators, I guess. The one who did your screenshot and mine seems particularly talented.

Kill Myself
Fuck Chris, YunYun, and Megumin
Marry Megumin

In that order

Marry Megumin. 以上

Marry: Megumin
Fuck: Aqua
Kill: Darkness

Marry Wiz
Fuck Wiz
Kill all 3.
She has an age regression spell, right?

Kill Aqua because she's an annoying cunt, then keep the other two as human cattle.

>implying you could kill Aqua.

Just feed her to a giant frog.

>implying you could fuck or marry girls that don't exist
You're dumb as a rock.

What if the frog eats you instead of her?

I can see Darkness as cattle (and enjoying her new life), but Megumin would be terrible at it.

What's stopping the giant frog from moving to the next victim Aqua, or another giant frog eating her?

The real question here is What are you gonna do to convince Aqua to follow you out of Axel town?

Marry Aqua.
Fuck Aqua.
Kill Maou.

Provoke her by saying it's a job only a goddess like her can do, or say I'll join her wacky cult if she helps me in a quest. It'll just be a repeat of episode 2 and she won't think twice because she's stupid.

No one on Sup Forums has what it takes to kill Darkness. Not even nukes seem to phase her.

>try to kill Darkness
>do 0.001% damage per hit

>try to kill Aqua
>self-heals and kills you with one punch

>try to kill Megumin
>see her adorable red eyes tear up as you raise your sword to land a killing blow on a defenseless little girl
>have a revelation that you're a complete monster, and slit your own throat

You can't kill any of them

You can't fuck Darkness either, no one can pierce her hymen.

But isn't that easy. Chad tried the sweet trap as well and got rejected by the goddess.

AQUA SAGS HER CHEST

>see her adorable red eyes tear up as you raise your sword to land a killing blow on a defenseless little girl
That's an unexpectedly moe situation. I would probably die from the cuteness alone.
Kazuma's ochinchin isn't named Excalibur for nothing, you know.

Marry Yunyun
Kill Darkness, aqua, megumeme
Fuck Wiz

A hikkiNEET can do it quite easily. Chad is boring and no one would care about him.

>Megumeme is the only one you actually could kill
Really makes you think

Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness

Wtf darkness tits are that big?

But you aren't a hikkiNEET either.

Well, technically no. Aqua isn't immune to sneak attacks and one-hit kills.

What if I am?

Could you stomach it though? It's like beating a homeless kitten to death.

All you're going to get is a edgelord reply. Talking about Megumin and negative things in the same posts should be forbidden by the law.

I'm nowhere near brave enough to slit my own throat. Though, I do think about it occasionally.

That's not how breasts works

Marry Megu
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

>Marry Darkness to inherit the wealth and political power
>Fuck Aqua because she's not a muscle-bound freak or jail-bait. (As a bonus, Darkness would probably enjoy being cucked)
>Kill Megumin and the world automatically becomes a better place.

Yeah, this is pretty much my reasoning. I might still fuck Darkness anyway, though the excessive muscles do kinda turn me off; on the other hand, she's not usually drawn with 'em, so she looks sexy. Hmm, tough call, that.

Marry darkness easiest choice of my life

Who would be the better fuck, Aqua or Megumin? kill the other. I bet Aqua is a sack of potatoes in the sack

Explosions forever
Sate her perversions once
Sacrifice the deity in the name of another deity.

Aqua would scream autistically while Megumin would make cute noises.

Megumin easily. Tighter, easy to manhandle, would play an active role instead of being a dead fish, greatest blowjobs you can imagine (she has a black belt), moans cutely instead of screeching like Aqua.

>Lalatina will probably end up winning instead of the shitty explosion trap

Kazumanlet doesn't deserve a perfect girl like Lalatina.

Those are some horrible tits

some people unironically like them

>greatest blowjobs you can imagine (she has a black belt)
p-please explain

I thought it was nearly confirmed that Megumeme wins the kazumab owl

Ignore him, he's a shitposter. Probably doesn't even like Darkness.

She has a black belt in blowjobs around her neck. Just imagine her bright red eyes staring up at you, as her smooth little 14 year old hands and warm tongue work magic on your member.

What you thought her competitions against Yunyun and the rest of her village were all G-rated?

Do you really think the hikkiNEET would give up the route that gets him an indulgent lifestyle where he is waited on hand and foot?

It's pretty much just between Darkness and Iris at this point. And Iris most likely isn't going to happen, because one of his team mates is going to kill steal the Demon King from him.

Kazuma rejects Darkness of the web novel because he loves Megumin.

>the hikkiNEET would give up the route that gets him an indulgent lifestyle where he is waited on hand and foot?
The hikkineet is already rich on his own. He can live that lifestyle whenever he wants to.